Chapter 97: Fake drama?
I can only say that Fatty doesn't want to be an actor in this life, he really isn't the material. However, I am speechless, not only is Fatty not an actor's material, the following those dragon-set acting also can not ah.
After Fatty took off his mask, the crowd below started talking.
Among them, Master Xue's character Old Li directly said, "Why is this little fatso so ugly, it's too scary!" His granddaughter, Xue Li, came in with, "I've never seen anyone so ugly!"
"Too ugly, seems like a pig demon!" Brother Dabao also picked up on it, while Brother Xiaobao even said, "Brother Dabao, you're wrong, although Danyi is a bit like a pig demon, the lines say it's a fox demon!"
"Oh, it was my mistake. This fox demon is too ugly, it seems like a pig demon has changed!" ……
A group of people then commented on Fatty, causing Fatty's little face to turn red at that time, and asked me, "Brother Gao, what they said is really true, I'm just a bit fatter, do I really look like a pig demon?"
In this regard, I was speechless for a while, I really do not know how to say the fat man well, but at the moment I was in the fat man after a sentence, but also immediately came to the inspiration, since the fat man so much care about his appearance, why don't I use this to hit him a little bit, so that you can also let this fat man into the game ah!
So I thought about it then and said: "Da Yi ah, don't you care. In fact, you are just a bit like the second elder brother, but we all know that you are human. So don't think too much about it."
I said, and at the same time, I also gave a wink to Cheng, and Cheng, how shrewd an individual he was, knew my intention at that time, and hurriedly followed up on my words, "Da Yi, it's not your fault that you look like this, after all, who is born to decide what they look like? In fact, Second Senior Brother is also quite hot and very popular with women. You should be happy!"
Cheng and I said this in unison, immediately causing Fatty's face to look a bit unnatural, even touching his own face, with a very frustrated look and a bit of low self-esteem. And at this moment in the fat man this inferiority complex heart just a lifetime out of the time, the sky began to darken, and then a large swath of a large swath of yin qi began to gather, issued a rumbling sound, which is to make me know that the fat man this protagonist into the drama, that Liu Qiming began to be stupid!
So at that time I in order to let the fat man more into the play, to the Zhang team also secretly made a wink, meaning that the script change, the real blow to the fat man, and Zhang team and others, who pouted his ass he knows who want to pull what shit, so at that time, this old captain's eyes turn, immediately cooperate with the roar: "This performance is only allowed to be successful not to fail, Xiaogao, Xiaocheng, the great righteousness! Tie me up, check for more firewood, if you can't do it, then burn him to death, it's worth it to save all of us if he dies alone!"
This old captain said, at that time, the fat man froze, even the other people froze, not expecting Team Zhang to say such desperate words.
However, the other people below were all smart people, and instantly all figured out the reason why Team Zhang, me, Brother Cheng, and the three of us had struck the fat man one after another, so the moment they froze, they all reacted as well, and then they all grimaced and roared in tandem with the three of us.
"That's right, this performance is only allowed to succeed and not to fail, anyway, this fat man is so ugly, living this life will not be able to find a daughter-in-law, why don't we just burn him to death, so that we can still save our lives."
"Not bad, burn him to death. We can live, this is better than anything. Hurry up and light the fire!"
"Da Yi, don't blame us, we are also trying to stay alive, so just be a little bit more aggravated. Hurry up and light the fire to burn this fatty to death, our curse is about to strike!"
A group of people roared, the look is very hideous, seems to be a group of desperation and lost their minds of the villains, showing the human nature of the vile. And the fat man this stupid bird he was originally straight nature, as soon as he saw us all like this, immediately thought it was true, at that time that little eye red.
"ah ah mom ah, you guys this is gaha thing ah, not say good acting it, how really want to burn me, I only seventeen, not yet married to a wife!"
Fatty said, that mood, don't mention how sad, at the same time the fat man also said to me: "Brother Gao, you really want to burn me ah, can you think of some other way, I have not lived enough."
Fatty said to me pitifully, while my face at the moment is turned cold, not a word with the fat man, that means burning fat man is not negotiable.
And the fat man took a look at me like this, when it was really a bit of heartbreak, at the same time he also looked at Cheng, said: "Cheng, you guys are not joking with me, can we not act, I'm a bit scared."
Fatty said again, looking at Cheng's eyes full of expectations, then Cheng's face also turned cold like me, also did not say a word, which made the tears in Fatty's eyes, directly down.
At the moment he was really struck, the former brother, to the moment of life and death, even to him so desperate, to use his life, for his own life, which makes the fat man is really hit by the blow, up to the sky on the long whistling up.
"You are all gaha ah, said the same suffering together, now how to get me dead ah, even if you want me to die, but also give me a reason ah, for what is me ah! Why?"
The fat man roared, but there is no one to answer him, which makes the fat man are sad to death, constantly roaring vent, and just when he constantly roaring vent, in the top of our head of the piece of dense grievances by a huge traction, and fluttered up, sounded a burst of wind and thunder, followed by all the clouds gathered together, turned into a black burning flame fox head, violently toward the top of the head of the Fatty's head rushed over.
This is to make all of our eyes are bright, know that this Liu Qiming finally came out, so we then all did not have nonsense, according to the Zhang team commanded at that time, stood in formation, set up a Taoist Big Dipper Formation, to Liu Qiming's evil souls in one fell swoop to the destruction.
But we still underestimated Liu Qiming, who is Liu Qiming? Eight hundred years ago the wrongful death of a great good man, from extreme goodness to extreme evil, his resentment is almost the first person in the ancient world, is already a force almost like a demon, and how can it be resisted by mortals like us.
At that time, we did not wait to strike, immediately our heads were dizzy, and then our world all changed.
Green mountains, green water, appeared in our eyes, a huge tomb also emerged in our back, at the same time the sky that piercing sunlight, but also stabbed us a burst of open eyes.
At that time, I thought, why is the sunlight so harsh? And, who am I? How did I appear here?
I immediately had these thoughts in my mind, but in the next moment I was patting my own head, how can I still forget myself, I'm not Hu Dalong, that Liu Qiming want to stop us from getting rich, was recognized by the great sorcerer is a demon, we now want to burn him ah!
I thought in my mind, then I know who I am myself, at the same time I also tightly gripped the torch in my hand, and the crowd roared, to burn Liu Qiming.
And at this moment, when Liu Qiming saw us doing this to him, he actually cried and kept pleading for mercy, looking his eyes to each of us.
"He Zhong You sister-in-law, I, Liu Qiming, have helped you plant and plow your fields on weekdays for several years as if it were one day, tell everyone that I'm not a demon!"
"Bah, you demon, so shameless, who is your sister-in-law. You go to my family's fields to farm day after day, I'm afraid that it's just to confuse me to salivate my beauty, how can I believe you?!"
"He Li family master, I saved your life, tell everyone that I, Liu Qiming, am not a demon!"
"You demon don't want to talk fancy, you did save me, but you are only trying to make me owe you a favor. Don't think that I don't know what you are thinking, you just want me to owe you so that in the future, you can let me share a portion of my Li family's property to you!" ……
Liu Qiming begged everyone in the village over and over again, yet not a single person spoke up for him.
This makes me suddenly feel the village people a little cold, Liu Qiming weekdays to help them a lot, even if he is a demon, but there is no need to fall on the well and say some hurtful words ah, it is really the coldness of human feelings, the world is cold ah. I sighed in my heart, but at the moment I did not talk too much, although this Liu Qiming should not die, but after all, he is to prevent us from getting rich, I Hu Dailong bachelor one, the future of the wife do not need money? You Liu Qiming not let me Hu Dalong rich, is to prevent me from marrying a wife and have children, so I can only burn you.
I thought in my heart, I avoided Liu Qiming looked at me for help, but at this moment, when I avoided Liu Qiming's gaze and do not look at him, my chest suddenly burned up, and the fire seems to burn.
This is to make me a burst of doubt, I did not have this chest hot problem before ah! I thought in my heart, I pulled open my chest lapel to see, and then unexpectedly found a jade pendant lying inside, and will glow.
"Where did this jade pendant come from? Still can glow, a little familiar feeling ah ……" I look at that strange jade pendant at the moment, heart a burst of curiosity, I have never seen this jade pendant, how there is a familiar feeling? And this jade pendant light, how old to my eyes drill like it, oops, I want to think a little up.
This jade pendant was given to me by a man called Hu Laosan, who had saved my life several times. But who is this Hu Lao San? Right, Hu Laosan is a fortune teller, Zhang team's uncle, and I am Gao Qiang!
In an instant, I completely reflected on that jade pendant as it glowed, and at the same time I realized that the green hills and green water in front of me and the ancient tomb disappeared. The Zhang team, Xue Li, and the fat man who was tied to the stake, also reappeared in front of my eyes.
This is to make me know, so close, it turns out that just now I was Liu Qiming brought into the world of his grievances, really go to re-enact the scene back then, if not I have Hu Laosan this piece of jade pendant guarding me, I guess I still can not pull myself out of the drama!
"Hahahaha, the original I Liu Qiming in the eyes of you and so on is actually so bad look, loss I still day to day self-congratulation, think of myself as a good person, but also really pathetic, pathetic, ridiculous, lamentable ah, hahaha ……"
At this moment just as I reacted, the fat man suddenly looked up to the sky and wailed, two lines of blood tears also flowed out of his eyes, and at this moment, Zhang team also smiled treacherously, "Everyone, look, this is the demon in force. Now everyone light a fire and burn this scourge to death!"
Zhang team said with a treacherous look on his face, causing me to see this old captain like this for the first time, and at this moment, the others were also immediately echoing Zhang team's words, shouting to burn Fatty to death, which was causing me to instantly understand that at this moment, apart from me, it seems that everyone else is in the world of Liu Qiming's wrongful spirit, and simply cannot extricate themselves!