Chapter 9: Dickhead.
This is a seed that thrives and germinates, before when fast broadcasting has not been stopped, I have seen a once very hot meat poodle. Inside the male lead after changing the root to kill the four directions let people very envious, and now, such a thing is happening in front of my eyes.
An evil spirit seems to have planted a seed in the crotch of the tiger, and then the speed of the growth of this seed makes me stupefied, Granny Chen said a sentence before, before the majestic, after the renewal of the root will certainly be even more spectacular, I looked at the situation, although always satisfied with their own size, but at this time, even had the idea of waving a sword to the palace after the renewal of the root, before the tiger can be a gun in the hands of the Friends of Women, after the I guess it is even more exclusive!
But it continues to grow, crazy growth, so big that I can not help but shout to stop the point. If it continues to grow like this, Tiger will have to wear oversized pants in the future. I yelled out to stop, and Granny Chen seemed to feel that it was too much, and she finally stopped shaking the copper bell in her hand, as if stopping the bell meant stopping the practice.
Tiger raised his head to look at it, also a burst of dumbfounded, I even heard Mr. Zhai beside me swallowing the sound of saliva, my heart also relaxed, can be considered to have stopped, finally stopped!
Tiger stood up, seemingly to thank Granny Chen, but just when all of us thought that this spell casting was even over, Tiger suddenly grew his mouth and lowered his head, I also looked over, and suddenly realized that his crotch had once again grown wildly.
"Granny!" Zhai realized that something was wrong and screamed at Granny Chen. Granny Chen's reaction was even faster, she directly continued to shake the brass bell, after shaking it twice she seemed to feel that the bell was no longer controllable, she threw the bell to the side, rushed over to Tiger, bit her middle finger and started to draw a talisman on Tiger's crotch, looking like she wanted to use the talisman to suppress the momentum of this crazy growth.
After Granny Chen's talisman was finished, it was the first time I saw this old woman show a grave expression, I looked at Tiger's crotch, the momentum of growth was temporarily curbed, but it was slowly turning red, as if his whole body's blood had converged there.
And the blood inside, to break through everything, to break through that talisman, that is to say, that seed it will continue to grow like crazy!
Granny Chen suddenly retreated to the side. At this moment, this old lady's face was not so much grave as it was a look of nervousness, and she immediately knelt down to the portrait of the Black and White Impermanence, chanting under her breath, "Please help, Lord of the Netherworld!"
But at this time, the legendary black and white impermanent in charge of the netherworld seems to be powerless, tiger side has screamed repeatedly, seems to be very painful, finally, tiger suddenly clenched his fists, let out an unusually muffled roar, Mr. Zhai at this time pulled me, turned my body lying on the ground.
I heard a loud bang behind me, and something warm seemed to have splashed on my body!
I was worried about tiger, hurriedly turned back, but found that the ground to the back is a blood ball exploded like everywhere is blood, Granny Chen body full of blood, my back should also be, and the tiger is even more blood all over the body fell in a pool of blood.
Where the crotch of the seed was, there was only a lump of rotten flesh and a streak of blood, and Tiger was already unconscious!
"Granny Chen what have you done!" I ran over, and picked up Tiger Son as I screamed at Granny Chen.
Granny Chen stood there, looking very depressed, as if she didn't know why things were like this, and I simply didn't have the time to wait for an explanation from Granny Chen at this time, I shouted angrily at her, "If there's anything wrong with Tiger, I don't care what kind of granny you are, I will definitely take your life!"
After saying that, I hugged Tiger and left the door, I was not bragging when I threatened Granny Chen, although she might know some secret arts and Taoism, she might be proficient in this area, but she definitely could not dodge bullets! I kicked open the door of the villa, Chen Jiuzou stood there in a daze, seeing the tiger in my arms was even more unbelievable. I called out to her, "Go, send Tiger to the hospital!"
Chen Jiu two is also startled, the car drove fast rushed to the hospital, directly hung up the emergency room sent in to rescue, the doctor saw the tiger such a thing hanging eyeballs did not fall, before entering the operating room must ask me in the end how it is, I am anxious as hell, and there is no way to explain it to him, impatient: "was blown up by the firecrackers! Why do you care so much, go save someone!"
I held my head squatting on the ground, the development of things once again beyond my control, I can not figure out, everything is to the good side of the development, why suddenly turned into this.
And at this time, because I came on the way to hold the tiger all the way to yell doctor, even at night, there are people who see, big family are around me pointing and saying: "Yes, it is this man, his friend, that thing blew up, just listened to what he said is to play with firecrackers to the bomb."
I was anxious, the heart is very suffocating, heard them discussing can not help but yell at them two sentences, they certainly do not serve, almost caused a conflict, and finally or Chen Guangxu called a few people to calm them down.
After all, this is Xuchang, not Luoyang.
I don't care if this is a ward, lit a child's cigarette, and after that, it is more a child after a child smoked, until the resuscitation of the doctor sweating out, I haven't had time to ask the tiger's situation, the doctor couldn't wait to ask me: "Little brother, this is not firecracker bombing, you tell me what's going on, I've never seen such a situation, it seems to be the blood suffocating cracked blood vessels, clinically speaking, it's more like he was grabbed and burst when he had an extreme erection, but who all is so strong?"
This is not only the doctor, even those nurses are blearily waiting for my answer, after all, Tiger's case is too novel a little bit, that thing exploded itself, really unheard of and unseen. I want to be angry again, Chen Guangxu walked over, handed the doctor a business card, whispered: "Do your job, should not ask do not ask."
Chen Guangxu behind the several men in black, even more natural step across, the doctor smiled, apologized to me: "I'm sorry out of order out of order, really too curious, your friend, now is not out of danger, the burst penis is still in the second place, the most important thing is that he has lost a lot of blood, now although it has been transfused blood, but the situation is still not optimistic, I suggest transferring to a hospital, at least to a big hospital over in Zhengzhou."
Chen Guangxu looked at me, I nodded, tiger now I do not seek to save the male root, at least save the life again, so overnight, we sent the tiger to Zhengzhou, this time, once again caused a sensation of doctors and onlookers, I had to look for Zhengzhou this side of the friend only to be considered to suppress their curiosity.
Tiger is still in danger, there is no obvious use to come here, and he is not functioning well in all aspects, the doctor is close to telling me to go back to prepare for the aftermath.
I am full of tired want to go back to the hotel to sleep for a while, but the heart is worried about how I in the end to explain to the tiger's parents, originally even if the loss of male ability, at least people in, this time to people are dead, the tiger's parents I know, especially his mother, I do not dare to ask her to understand my helplessness, I know that she will be with my family will not stop, she would think that everything is tiger I caused. .
Even if I wasn't afraid of this, I was still deeply remorseful and worried that something had happened to Tiger, that this best friend I'd played with since he was a child was in trouble, that he was going to die.
–When I went out of the hospital, suddenly a group of reporters gathered up, they took the camera and microphone, and asked me, I heard that a friend of yours has exploded, is it true or not? Can you tell us how it all started and what happened?
I called my Zhengzhou side of the friend to stop them, the heart is extremely annoying, I do not know who is a bitch like even reported the newspaper, and this kind of camera grabbing news is undoubtedly quite eye-catching, but how can I put Tiger stabbed out?
If the people of Locked Village see this, what will they think?
I rushed out of the reporters' jam and returned to the hotel, and on the way, Chen Jiuzou handed me her cell phone, and she said, "It's impossible to hide it."
I opened her cell phone, found microblogging, circle of friends, posting bar and other things, everywhere is a message:
Last night Xuchang a hospital received a patient, that patient dicks hahahahaha, the third floor dicks, I wonder if that person is a long-term rob third floor?
I closed the phone, this new media spreads too fast, but fortunately, I feel that the lock village should be very few people to play this, but still feel a burst of headache, back to the hotel, I took a bath, out of the time to find a number of unanswered phone calls, are Mr. Zhai called, and there is also an unread message, but also sent by him:
San Liang, Granny Chen said she wants to see you for a while.