Chapter 8: Paper Tie Man
"Brother Gao, there's a little ghost on your head!"
Fatty said to me in a hurry while gesticulating to me.
As soon as I heard it, a layer of goosebumps appeared on my body, there is one on my head, at this moment I can't care about anything, I screamed madly and slapped my head for a while.
"Nima, nima, nima ……"
I am crazy while patting my own head, while also shouting my most courageous slogan, but the side of the Zhang team to see me like this, but a step on the rush over to grab my hand.
"Don't move, I'll get rid of him. You'll become concussed if you're shooting yourself."
Zhang team said, then I saw him from the back of a draw, a two-foot-long copper sword appeared in his hands, this sword is he came with, has been on his back, at that time I also laugh when the police when to the Zhang uncle you this is also considered bullish, do not bring a gun even with a sword.
However, I know this moment is the Zhang team with this coin sword, this thing is really fierce, only to see the Zhang team holding a coin sword, to me and the fat man's head whooshing a continuous shot, with the touch of two sounds, I saw riding on the fat man's head of the ghost was beaten into a wave of green smoke dispersed, at the same time, in the top of my head also rose up a smoke. This was to let me know that these two simple slaps from Team Zhang directly extinguished the little ghost riding on my and Fatty's head.
"Grandma's drop, so there's one lying on my head as well."
After the Zhang team's two consecutive slaps, the fat man was an afterthought and touched his head muttered, which made me a burst of surprise, and subconsciously asked: "Fat man, how can you say that you are also a special officer of the Special Crimes Unit, how come you didn't realize the little ghost on your head just now?"
I asked curiously, and the fat man heard a little blush, and then said: "Gao brother you do not know, I this ability is a little special, in the circle is divided into the South Mao North horse, I belong to the north of the disciple horse, need to jump to the gods to invite the gods on the body in order to have the ability to drive away ghosts, usually when I and normal people are not much difference."
The fat man carefully explained, but made me understand something, no wonder the fat man has not been showing any extraordinary ability, the original he wants to drive away the ghosts, but also have to come to a jumping god to invite the gods and so on.
This is to make me a burst of emotion, but also a line inside the road is really much, if not today I and Zhang team they walk this time, I'm afraid that in this life I don't know these ghost hunter masters are also divided into what the South Maohu North horse.
"Let's go to the hall."
Just as Fatty and I were talking about the Southern Mao and Northern Horse, Team Zhang once again led us forward and entered the hall of Villa X. I immediately became nervous as I entered this hall.
Entering this hall again my nerves immediately tightened up, during the day the four flower screens in the hall that were whirring out green gas were giving me a lot of shock and abuse, and I'm still a little scared now that I think back on it. But this time when we entered the hall, we did not see the four flower screen, even the floor of the vague cry is also gone, but it is a burst of surprise to me.
"Strange, those flower screen why not?"
Fatty Wang Dayi is also a burst of surprise, did not expect such a result.
And I immediately said, "Do you think it is not during the day we revealed what horse foot, that Zhang Orchid's family perceived what, put those four odd flower screen hide?"
I said speculatively, while Fatty nodded approvingly at his words, "There is this possibility."
"All be silent!"
Just as Fatty and I were speculating, Team Zhang was grave and made a silent gesture at us, then he perked up his ears and listened carefully, "Listen, is there any movement?"
Zhang team said, and I and the fat man is also immediately stopped talking, endowed with a breath on the careful listening up, and indeed in the hall around, we heard a burst of vague 'clatter clatter clatter clatter' sound, seems to be the wind blowing the shredded paper issued. However, in this hall we did not see any shredded paper or signs of wind blowing, and we do not know how that 'clattering' sound was made.
"Strange, where did that sound come from."
I muttered, and then jumped my feet towards the window of the X villa's hall to watch, to see if it was something outside the villa that was making the sound, however, right at this moment before I could take a closer look, the fat man beside me was pointing at our heads and yelled.
"There's something above us!"
Fatty roared, while Zhang team and I sniffed and immediately looked upwards, but found that on the ceiling of the hall above us, there were actually two people crawling around.
These two people are very strange, not only the action of one by one very stiff, and the clothes worn by the body seems to be made of white paper, very rigid, with a little bit of crawling, they will send out a 'clatter clatter clatter' sound, very strange.
There is also their face is also very special, I take a closer look, that the five senses as if it was painted on the general, pink face, wooden fish eyes, red lips, as if it is a painting pasted on their face, cold look particularly creepy.
"This, what the fuck is this?"
I subconsciously cursed, completely subdued by these two inhuman and unearthly things, and at this very moment, the two strange people on the roof of that shed saw that we had discovered them, but they let out a croaking and strange laugh, and then pounced towards us.
At that moment, the sound of clattering, at the same time I also see the two strange people in the end what is the thing, they are not people, but with white paper made of paper people, and the kind of life jacket store sold with bamboo strips and white paper made of paper people is exactly the same.
At this moment, these two paper people even as a living person, open teeth and claws toward the Zhang team and the fat man pounced on the past, all of a sudden on the fat man and Zhang team to the ground, the two two two monsters on the fight up!
"Well order to worship the flying sword god, descending to the earth to cut down the chaotic devil, everyone harms me no line of evil, the law sacrifices flying swords to get rid of the trouble, flying sword old man urgent as the order!"
I have to say that Zhang team that is really capable of people, in the face of that paper tie people monster is not panic, holding a copper sword, while rapidly reciting the incantation, while the copper sword even pick, not a few times that pounced on his body of the paper tie people to open up, at the same time Zhang team jumped up and kicked both feet, it is the paper tie people kicked back again and again, the mouth of a croak chaotic screaming.
However, compared to the Zhang team fat man is much worse, he was facing the paper zapper monster simply did not have Zhang team that set of fighting style, only know that haphazardly with the fists mess hammer, but not a few down on the downside, was the paper zapper to the neck pressed down on the ground, a face immediately suffocated into the color of purple eggplant, eyeballs are white.
And I see here is anxious, at that time also do not know where I come from the courage, see the fat man was almost strangled to death, shouted and rushed up.
"Grass!"
I flew up and kicked in the jaw of that paper tie man, and that paper tie man although weird incomparable strength, but he is also a physical object in the end, after being kicked by me immediately tumbled backward, and I also took advantage of this time to pull the arm of the fat man to pull him up.
"Is everything alright you?" I said while slapping Fatty's back for a while to smooth his breath.
And Fatty also finally smoothed out his breath after a few pats from me, panting violently, "Ouch, ouch mama, but, but his grandma's suffocating me."
Fatty finally recovered some of his words, at the same time, he also said to me: "Brother Gao, these people are paper dolls in the Maoshan art of 'paper dolls Yin soldiers', very vicious, ancient times the country invited the Yin soldiers to war is these things, I have to invite the gods to deal with. You help me now to hold the fort for a while, I'll come over to help you when I invite the Immortals."
Fatty explained to me, and then I saw this buddy extremely irresponsible to leave me where I was, while he ran to a relatively safe small cranny in the hall and jumped up the 'Dis Buckle' by himself, while jumping also while singing: "The sun sets on the west mountain and darkens the sky, every household closes its door, the main road breaks down for The main road is cut off for vehicles, the small road is cut off for pedestrians, magpies and pigeons run to uncle, house sparrows and pigeons run to the eaves, nine out of ten houses have locks on, but only one house has its door open, and if you want to ask why the door is open, you have to beat the gongs and drums and ask the gods to come ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"
"Crap, what the hell are you doing?"
At this moment I was completely confused by the fat man, paralyzed by the desperation, this idiot even have the heart to sing and dance, this person's nerves have to be how big strip ah.
However, at this moment is not allowed to complain, in the fat man jumped up the 'Dis buckle' when, that was I kicked out of the paper people, now should be called the Yin soldier, in short, this monster got up and then pounced on me, that the two bamboo strips made of large wide hand, as two pieces of a large millstone in general, whooshing drive a burst of broken sound to me shot over! The two big broad hands made of bamboo strips are like two big millboards.
And where I have seen this battle ah, long so big I top day is to have done a few group fights, bullish a little bit is and our class Guo Dafu singles a few times, but these and what this Yin soldier monster simply can not be compared to ah, then I only feel in front of my eyes a splash, the head of the paper on the Yin soldier was dry paper four or five times, directly to me to dry lying on the ground.
At the same time that paper tie yin soldier in my down moment, also came a move authentic big planing root, a foot on my small stomach kick, make me rolled up, knocked down a large pile of decorations in the hall, very woeful.
"My mom!"
I fell to the ground covering the stomach shouted a mom, the whole person is simply all thoughts, this what the paper tie Yin Bing also his grandmother's too fierce, a foot down the intestines almost to me kicked off, this moment I also do not care about the fat man's account, willing to hold on to who hold on to who hold on to, the little brother I can not take their own life a joke, at that moment I got up and ran directly to the X villa leading to the back of the staircase to the second floor, the heart! Just one idea, little brother, I first find a safe place to hide and then say it.
But when I even rolled and crawled to the back of the stairs, the whole person's intestines on the repentance of the green, only to see in this X villa to the second floor of the staircase behind the two paper people, and yesterday I saw that the four green vases are also in this, at the moment that the two paper people are opening their mouths, eating those vases inside the outward emergence of the green gas it, see me over, but at the same time issued a strange scream, and then pounced on me. Then they pounced towards me.
"Holy shit! Team Zhang, Fatty, there are still two monsters here ah, those four big vases with green gas are also here ……"
I was running back, while shouting, however, my little legs are still not as fast as those two paper tie yin soldiers, not yet run a few steps behind which two paper tie yin soldiers to catch up, a monster a foot directly give me a dog shit on the ground, at the same time behind the paper tie yin soldiers chasing me also happened to rush over, to my head door is again a complementary kick, suddenly my whole person was kicked seven meat and eight, even the southeast and north and south are I couldn't tell the difference.
"Fatty, save me!"
Being kicked in shifts by the three paper-zipped Yin soldiers, my whole body bones are almost scattered, I can't even stand up, I can only ask for help from the nearest fat man.
However, this fat man seems to be unable to hear my words at all, still jumping there 'Dis Buckle', while jumping and also sang in an exasperated manner: "Old Immortal, you do not come to me to move, move to March 3 of the coming year, move the farmers do not plant the land, move the workers do not go to work, move the Queen Mother is lazy to pay for the Peach Banquet, move the The fairy of the nine heavens went down to the mortal world, the little bachelor of the midnight three stick hard, the little widow of the midnight get up ZiRanZiRanZi straight rubbing pressure ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ai hi yo ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"