Chapter 60: Marriage
Grandpa a fierce said this news, we have not reacted, after all, this news is really too shocking a little bit, grandpa also did not force everyone to immediately take a position, continued: "Damn, this ghost married wife in the end what the stuff I have not seen, or that, tomorrow night, afraid of closing the door at home to sleep, not afraid of, just come out to get together on the line, you can eat vigorously, do not go to join in the fun. Eat vigorously, do not go to join in the fun does not mean that you can not eat."
Some people responded by saying that watching ghosts get married is worth dying for, but this thing can not go, and not to save He Xiaoyu that time, everyone did not say quickly responded, but the meat still have to eat, stewed a few pots of radish with meat, was eaten all the way to the sky.
The next whole day, the village is talking about this matter, people see people greeted the first sentence is almost: "tomorrow night you go or not?"
And there is a person, busy that called a not happy, that is, Xiu E, brother-in-law married wife, even if it is a ghost married wife, she did not know even if she knows, know that if it is also a family she can not not open up, so every family to persuade, said to go to see, they certainly will not be difficult for everyone is not it?
Most of the people in the face, eat people's hands short, things are eaten not to go is not a meaning, they agreed to go, go more people, those who do not go is more embarrassed not to go, half a day time everyone almost reached a consensus, basically people said they would come out to see, see the fun, ghosts get married is not more than the people get married interesting?
Xiu E called on my grandmother, and called a few people about the same age, we even began to busy themselves with wedding things, both since the bride price down to the village, we are also considered the maiden family of the courtesan is not? The family has to have a dowry to send out their daughters, right? Xiu E to their own collection of cloth to take out, is married to her own dowry a red cloth, sat a big red dowry, those old sisters-in-law are also bold, thought to give the bride to make up, this courtesan to the people buried, that is a poor man, are women, this wedding is not a happy day?
So they gave that black corpse also painted makeup, with red paper traced on the lips and so on, this painting does not matter, almost went to see the corpse of the grandfather to scare to death, this motherfucker is really called not make-up than ghosts ugly, a make-up ghosts are scared of paralyzed, this made-up female corpse, wearing a big red wedding clothes, do not mention how fucking weird. Old sisters-in-law saw my grandfather's mouth, also laughed, all laughed: "Xiu Lian ah, now your family more Chen became this bear, you no longer need to worry about him climbing other people's beds, but more Chen, I see that you are now long and still very distinctive it, this small eyes to the crooked."
We continue to molest my grandfather, my grandfather could not withstand fled, this day in the atmosphere of everyone's joy soon passed, Li Bold thing, in addition to He Xiaoyu is a victim, in fact, the villagers did not how, this time followed by eating game not to mention the last time not also the whole village children have eaten the snake meat? So it should be recognized by the people's love.
This next day everyone has nothing to do, gathered in the production team compound to prepare, we actually subconsciously really take this matter as a wedding to do, this busy, it is another day, wait until the evening, everyone's face are slowly a little unnatural, even grandpa are a little nervous.
He real people also changed into a clean clothes, we sit and wait for the wedding party to come, but this time Xiu E found my grandfather said: "more Chen brother, Guo Feng and her marriage, but this courtesan do not know a name, no name on the marriage, not too good, right?"
Grandpa thought it was a good idea. Whether it's Cuihua or Pickles, you have to give her a name, don't you? But the name of this matter grandfather is not good at, so he found a real man to discuss this matter, in case this courtesan has a name before to give people a name is not good.
He really nodded: "or woman heart fine, I have forgotten about this, so, from the courtesan's eight points of view, the five elements of the lack of water, according to the rules of the name should be with the word water, that engraved her eight points of the nameplate there is a word if, so simply so get, called water if. It's also a good name."
"Shui Ruo Shui Ruo, don't say it, this name is just better than the Cui Hua I thought of just now, it's elegant enough, it's really worthy of being a He Divine Fairy!" Grandpa gave a thumbs up, looked for a red paper, and got Fairy He to write a line on it "Bride Shui Ruo". Then put this note on the body of the female corpse, so that it can be considered a name, is not it?
Waiting for the wedding party is very difficult, after all, everyone is very anxious to see the ghost married wife, they kept asking grandpa: "the Li family when to come ah?"
Grandpa at first also coped with the answer: "soon soon." Later, he couldn't stand the constant questions and simply went back to, "Or else I'll send you to the netherworld to ask?"
Even how long, this should come, always come, time and grandpa estimated about the same, it is the night of the twelve o'clock, suddenly, the village head side of the smoke rises, that is an exceptionally hazy white fog.
White fog suona sound loud and clear, bold eyes wide open to see, bold small hide behind the bold to see, only to see this white smoke out of the haze of a team of people, one by one dressed in big red robes, this is a standard welcoming team, these people also blowing suona knocking gongs and drums.
Walking in the forefront of the one, wearing a red dress, rode a group of white horses, chest help with big red flowers, high horse is Li Guofeng.
At the back of the suona team, there are several people, carrying a large red sedan chair.
The sedan chair came to marry.
At this time, someone in the crowd began to chant that the three Li family members of this motherfucker are going to become a spirit, what is the difference between this and a human being getting married? Aren't they all the same? Where did they find these sedan chair blowers? Is there a suona blowing business in the netherworld? And where did this Li Guofeng's big white horse come from?
Everyone wanted to see a ghost marriage procession that they had never seen before, but it was no different from the marriage of a big family in the past, so they couldn't help but be a little disappointed. –But this disappointment, most of them are men, the women looked at the red sedan chair, each eyes are green, their men next to them, began to step on their own men's feet, for what? Jealousy ah! At that time there is no car, married women eight-carried sedan chair is the highest specification, but the lock head of the village child this poor place, who has used the sedan chair?
It is estimated that the old sister-in-laws present at the time were cursing in their hearts, the ghosts were married in eight-carried sedan chairs, married or a corpse, my mother a big yellow girl alive, you a donkey to bring me back to it? This is more than a ghost angry dead people ah simply!
So for a while, this Li Guofeng, even became a ghost in the Prince Charming handsome. As to whether anyone was jealous of the bride, no one knows.
Welcoming team to come, lively to lively, but it seems to be the reason why the ghosts are different, from beginning to end did not say a word, a few old sister-in-law was also moved by this scene, they are a few, froze up the body, so that the courtesan as a real bride "walking" on the sedan chair, and even gave the red cover.
Li Guofeng dismounted from his horse, bowing to the townspeople, bowed for a long time.
The moment the bride got into the sedan chair, some people were even moved to tears, including my grandmother, who was standing next to my grandfather.
The sound of suona again, the sedan chairman to start the sedan chair.
At this time, I don't know who started the ceremony, but they began to throw paper money. Then paper money began to rain from the sky, and the poor villagers of Locktau Village were finally able to say aloud, "Take it! Feel free to spend it!"
The paper money, though out of place, was not a nuisance, but rather the best of blessings.
The marriage procession finally began to return, grandpa breathed a sigh of relief, this thing, can be the end of the fucking, but at this time, the original moonlit night, suddenly dark clouds, no, that's not a dark cloud, the clouds are even a little reddish.
Standing beside Grandpa, He Zhen Zhen frowned at the sky, softly chanting: "Ghosts marrying, against the heavenly family, God is this does not agree with this thing ah!"
Fuck! Why would the heavens care about a ghost getting married? Although Grandpa didn't know why Mr. He suddenly spoke like this, but looking at the reddish clouds in the sky, such an abnormal phenomenon made Grandpa's heart instantly lift up again.