Chapter 6: I’m not a faggot
Back to school the next day at seven thirty in the morning, the school cafeteria.
Du Ming: Hey, SanFat, honestly, missing for a day, does the chrysanthemum hurt.
Cai Ling stuffed the big cake in his hand into his mouth, gave them a middle finger and said, "You three dead faggots, don't think of people as lewd and nasty as you are, I was something yesterday."
Dai Xingbiao: cut, three fat, don't blow it, the handsome man who drove you back yesterday was the one who went to the classroom to find you that day, right? Tell you what, you are almost on fire, the school posting bar is talking about this, but it didn't take long to be deleted.
Cai Ling: Shit, our school people really fucking perverted, can't find a girlfriend to get gay? You don't even have to do it on your own, do you? You have to accuse others of doing it together.
Cao Huo Mu: Cough cough, third brother, do not care about them, I believe you are innocent, but you tell me what you disappeared for a day to go.
Cai Ling: Hey, say you do not believe it ah, just a few days ago, I met a look beggar, soft heart gave him a little money, I did not expect him to say that my bones are exquisite, is a thousand years of martial arts wizards, but also gave me a book called Ru Lai Shen Palm of the secret books, and then the old man one day to practice to the full circle, three days ago, the old man and the night to see the sky like, and found that the end of the world will soon come, so I … … …Hey, hey, what are you guys doing? Keep listening to me, I'm really going to save the world.
Du Ming, Dai Xingbiao, Cao Huo Mu: You fucking dead fat, blow again, break your legs.
The four of them were fighting again, such a situation is very common in the university, and no one crowded around, but the sudden silence in the cafeteria made the four of them a little strange.
"Hehe, isn't that our college's old frustrated? Groovy, really chased the goddess down." Dai Xingbiao called out.
Cai Ling followed everyone's gaze and saw a man who was less than one meter seven in height, full of pimples and lewd looking was holding the hand of a tall girl and walked out of the cafeteria under the gaze of the crowd, such behavior was definitely a naked provocation to losers, countless people had already cursed in their hearts, "Showing love, die fast. "
The two Cai Ling know, the male called Huang Yingxing, is Cai Ling school a sophomore senior, but also the school's well-known characters, but his well-known but not positive, but to losers, and spare tire famous, he looks very frustrated, the family has no money, but toad want to eat swan meat, chased the school and outside of the school of many goddesses, and also to the madness of the smell of the Ming, there is a girl have even called the police, people send nickname old frustrated, the female is next door to the school of the old frustration, the girl is the police, the girl is the police, the girl is the police, the girl is the police. That woman is a freshman goddess of the next school, and more than one rich and handsome have had gossip, in the university town forum fried hot.
"Groove, what world ah, such a loser can also be reversed? That girl is nearsighted without her eyes, right?" Cao Huo Mu indignation said, such losers in the fighter can find such a girlfriend, why they are still single.
"That's right, this Manman goddess will not be out of her mind, it is said that the Foreign Language Institute, several rich and handsome are chasing her, how to choose this one person, that is, I'm also better than him ah." Cao Huo Mu's words aroused the hearts of many people, someone very acidic replied.
"What do you care what they do, flowers with cow dung, that's their thing, finish eating and go to class, the old man misses class for a day I don't know if I've been named or not, I don't even know?" Cai Ling said, he now can temporarily have little interest in girls, or first think about how to survive under the torture of Ling Xu Zi say it.
In the classroom, Cai Ling was faced with a heavenly book of English and was soon chatting with the Duke of Zhou, oh, and Ling Xu Zi.
Speaking of Ling Xu Zi, Cai Ling that hate ah, the day before yesterday Cai Ling battle female ghosts almost hanged when he did not come out, a return to the dormitory to sleep he came out, once out of Cai Ling's performance of the day before yesterday a praise, and then pointed out a few shortcomings, a master teacher out of the high school appearance.
Cai Ling held back the fire to burst to beat him up, and asked in a harmonious voice where he had been, if it were not for the fact that Lao Zi usually likes to watch all kinds of movies in addition to love action movies, and all kinds of pretending to be some of the skills, in the Feng family has long been swept out of the door.
Ling Xu Zi, on the other hand, replied that he had been in Cai Ling's body all along, and he knew exactly what Cai Ling had done, how could he not understand this little thought of Cai Ling's, so he just looked at Cai Ling with a smile on his face.
"Holy shit, you're by my side and you still don't come out to save me, are you trying to screw me over?" Cai Ling was furious, he was almost dead and he was still laughing?
"Disciple don't be angry, master this is testing you, just like your current exam, besides, only after actual combat will your dao skills grow?" Ling Xu Zi said nonchalantly.
Cai Ling rolled his eyes and lazily ignored him, this old bastard, saying that he can't win himself is served by the door rules every time, there's absolutely no chance of winning, it's a pity that he can't beat him, otherwise he won't stop until he's beaten into a pig's head.
"Hey, that one who, wake up the one sleeping next to you." The teacher who was in the middle of class looked up and saw Cai Ling sleeping, pointing at Dai Xingbiao in reply.
Dai Xingbiao was playing Daily Cool Running at this time, which have the heart to pay attention to the teacher ah, casually said, "It's you who put him to sleep, why do you want me to wake him up."
This sentence, the entire classroom was quiet for two seconds, then burst into laughter, the middle-aged female English teacher was angry veins protruding, pointing at Dai Xingbiao said: "Is it your own run fifty laps or I'll let your counselor to invite you."
At this time Dai Xingbiao of course know that he is in a big mess, obediently climbed up and walked out of the classroom and then waved goodbye to everyone, is not just running, and not never run.
"You, wake him up." The whole class burst out laughing Cai Ling froze did not wake up, so he ordered another person, that person spat out his tongue, shook four or five times before Cai Ling shook awake.
"You, translate all the texts taught today for me." The English teacher pointed at Cai Ling and said in a low voice.
At this time, Cai Ling's head was still confused, his eyes did not even open, because just now Ling Xu Zi was forcing himself to be oral decision, so he opened his mouth "Pure Body Mantra, Ling Bao Tian Zun, comforting form, disciple's soul, the five viscera Xuan Hei ……."
Did not memorize a few words, Cai Ling suddenly woke up, the entire classroom of hundreds of people watching ghosts like looking at their own, Cai Ling at this time realized that he made a mistake, at this time Cai Ling also do not know whether it is not a brain cramp, increase the voice of the road: "The Supreme Lord is as urgent as the order, the demon suffers death." Said and sat down on his butt to pretend to sleep, not killed himself dead will not get up.
"Boom, haha, haha, laugh me to death." The whole classroom all messed up, countless people took out their cell phones to take pictures and send them to RenRen, send tweets, while the English teacher was green in the face, slammed the book on the table and left without saying a word. This class can't go on, either met a crazy person or a fool, this let her teach ah.
Lying on the table, Cai Ling's heart is weak, cursing Ling Xu Zi, if not he pushed himself too tight, even during the day will not let himself go, he will be so ugly? Fortunately, in less than five minutes, Cai Ling was grabbed out of the classroom by the counselor who came running wildly, avoiding the embarrassment of the storm.
Needless to say, the next process Cai Ling was familiar with, first apologize, then run laps and go back to write a review.
On the playground, Dai Xingbiao was lazing around with turtle like speed, seeing Cai Ling come he stuck his waist and laughed loudly, "SanFat ah SanFat, you also have today, LaoZi is considered to be waiting for you in hell, LaoZi want to take revenge."
Cai Ling looked at him with a face of contempt, his own exercise for more than a month is not Dai Xingbiao this kind of jerking man can be compared? After comparing a middle finger to him he began to run wildly.
"Ya hah, second brother is going to teach you a lesson, how dare you kid run?" Dai Xingbiao shouted, began to chase Cai Ling, Dai Xingbiao is not a sports bull, but in the past but can dump Cai Ling more than three streets, but today is a ghost, four hundred meters of plastic track ran five laps, Cai Ling even did not stop, and Dai Xingbiao fell to the ground fast hanging.
"Cai Ling, stop, I have something to find you." Chen Jing said as he came out of nowhere to stop Cai Ling.
"Hoo, hoo, you, something to say, have a fart, the counselor is still on the side watching me run laps!" Cai Ling panted and said.
"That, that I want to ……" Chen Jing was a little embarrassed.
"Shit, something you say ah, as long as it is not engaged in gay, everything is good to discuss, you do not harm me good not, the counselor watched it?" Cai Ling suddenly said loudly, a screwing base attracted the attention of many people.