Chapter 59: The Bride Price
He real people think it is very difficult to do things, grandpa to be a lobbyist on a slap on the matter to be resolved, he is quite happy, but this matter for anyone who is also happy, promised people a phoenix, the results sent a grass chicken, even if this grass chicken will order, it is also a loss, Li Bold or at every turn on the murder of a ghost, a slap is really cheap, he packed up his things and ran back to the village to find He real people to report the good news.
Because of the good mood, grandpa on the road to see who all still take the initiative to greet, but grandpa found strange, people look at his expression is very strange, and still staring at his face, grandpa wondered, is it just this slap, there are slap marks?
But he touched his face, feel very flat ah, could it be that everyone still remembered the death of the three young people thing? Grandpa did not care, rushed to the cowshed to go, on the way to meet the two children, two children see grandpa's face, first depressed for a while, and then is uncontrollable laughter, grandpa was annoyed, others are not good to say that the two children this laugh what? He grabbed the second child's clothes and asked: "You dog calf, laughing at what? I have flowers on my face?"
"No, haha, captain, your face is not flowers, but your mouth and eyes, how crooked it?" Erwazi laughed on the starting step and then said.
Grandpa touched his own mouth, but also really a little crooked, which panicked, the mouth is crooked, this is not ruined the old man this handsome face? He rushed to find a puddle face to face, he mother of this is not well, they are now crooked mouth and eyes slanting, just at first he thought that the real man is bluffing him, said that during the day to go to a robbery, a slap is not considered a robbery, which heart that anxious ah, the dog days of Li Doudou, the slap pain even if the five senses of his own hit have shifted?
Grandpa hurriedly left Li Erdan to find the real He, the real He just saw Grandpa is unable to hold back laughter, Grandpa said: "laugh, laugh a ball, He Xian, you are pit me ah, hurry to cure me, this crooked mouth how to see people? I didn't feel it just now, but now I feel like I'm looking at things with a slant in this eye."
"It can't be cured, this is Li Bold's revenge on you." He Zhenran laughed.
"You can not cure can not, I this crooked mouth, not let people laugh to death to go? You didn't see those people's expressions when they saw me!" Grandpa said.
"Well more minister, not to tease you, this thing I really can not cure, only Li Doudou can unlock, he is now in the heart of the grievances of the very, chopped off the tail of the snake into a dragon with no hope, the son wants to be a side horse harnessed by the side of a team can only be married to a palace maiden is not suffocating? So you spread a little bit of resentment towards you, and so on this matter after the completion of his gas dissipated on the unraveling of you, don't worry, it seems that he agreed to agree, agreed to good, the New Year's Eve, is also considered to be a piece of our mind." He real people said.
Grandpa dry anxious no way, just urge He Zhengen to hurry up the matter.
-Matching Yin marriage thing, in our side is actually not uncommon, is the last few years less, in the past, if the children of the family did not get married and died, especially boys, usually will match a Yin marriage, but that match Yin marriage is to find a female corpse to be buried together can be.
Right, is a female corpse, as long as it is a woman can be, originally this thing is even a psychological comfort, so even if it is twenty guys, with an eighty year old woman, that is normal, so some years ago there are people specializing in this kind of business to run to the field to find a woman's grave to dig back to the sale, regardless of the age of the woman as long as it is, even if it is a high degree of corruption of the all right, at least it is a woman is not?
This time is different, but in the grandfather's understanding, the so-called to Li Guofeng with the marriage, is just to open Li Guofeng's coffin, the courtesan and Li Guofeng buried not on the line? Mr. He also thought that the marriage of the dead was just a formality.
Grandpa thought tomorrow to do things, and then say their mouth thing, after the night home, even the grandmother to see his face are unable to hold back the smile, that can be the grandfather to annoyed sleep that night are dreaming of others laughing at him, and grandfather that is not a joke, do not know that the eyes are crooked still do not feel that after knowing the feeling of looking at things are slanting, don't mention how uncomfortable it is.
The next day grandpa got up early in the morning anxious to go to the real man to discuss with the matter of marriage, who knows open the door was scared half dead, only to see my yard, that set the dense are things, a pile of pheasants, a pile of rabbits, there are two wild boars, turtledoves, and many, and even some grandpa did not recognize the grass, these things are dead, set in the yard set up neatly, grandpa looked at first glance, but also really! At first glance, Grandpa was really startled, and thought it was a collective suicide of animals coming to my home.
But so neatly arranged is not like, approached a touch, found that some of these things even with body temperature, apparently just died soon, and there is no taste, these things are the mountains of prey, usually hit a family meat, this time even came a whole bunch!
Grandpa really a little confused, rushed to find He Zhenzhen said such a situation, He Zhenzhen is also a little depressed, followed by Grandpa to the home to take a look, but also can not say a so, at this time my old man bare ass walked out of the house, said: "last night, uncle Guofeng and Guozhong uncle came to the house, they told me that this is the bride price, they want to three days after the marriage, a marriage in the open. "
"What?!" Grandpa's jaw almost dropped in shock, a marriage by marriage? These are all bride price?
"Aiguo, you're not bullshitting?" Grandpa said with a bit of disbelief, hey, this thing is really, actually can receive a bride price from a ghost!
"Aiguo didn't lie, the Li family's three ghosts did quite enough courtesy, they only use these things as a bride price, they can't send you a bunch of paper money can they?" He Zhenran frowned and said, after finishing he counted with his fingers and continued, "But no, three days later is a good day for a groundbreaking wedding celebration."
Grandpa looked at the pile of wild game on the ground, I do not know whether to laugh or cry, he is not the real father of that courtesan, give himself a bride price for what? This ghost's bride price himself to receive no bottom ah, then asked He Zhengrun how to do.
He real people laughed: "Gift many people are not strange, you just accept it, so much game, you stay a little, the rest of the production team on a big pot of stew, New Year's Eve lively lively, Li Bold masters three this is the intention to reconcile to make amends for the crime, happy events, we are also regarded as a drink of their happy wine."
"Really fucking thing much, I'm not afraid to eat these things, I'm saying that this ghost married wife, this thing old man how to feel so evil it?!" Grandpa muttered.
"I also do not know, much less seen, this Li family three ghosts this time also really let me surprise, go, call the villagers meeting." He real people finished standing up and left, grandmother at this time also found these wild game, women hold the family, always do not want to take out to share, these things their own family to keep, have to live more abundant a year?
"Ghost sent things, eat more I'm afraid of choking to death, this pheasant and rabbit to keep a few fat, the rest are piled up here." Grandpa said.
-After Grandpa got Erwazi a few of them, divided a few times to send all the things to the production team compound, and then began to open the belly, busy all day, you can imagine Li Bold masters and three of the "bride price" how heavy, when marrying a daughter-in-law, four liters of wheat! The next day, the whole village ate a lot of food and drink, and the whole village ate a lot of food and drink!
The next day, the whole village ate meat, although can not eat meat to eat, but wild boar meat stewed out of the radish is also fragrant, not to mention those pheasants and rabbits itself is delicious, everyone ate and drank enough after the grandfather said to everyone: "This is something, is Li Bold masters three sent."
After this sentence was said, the following instantly fell silent, and many people looked odd.
"Everyone don't worry, it's wild game, not a toad turned, this time we all know, carry back that body it, is for Li Guofeng as a daughter-in-law, this is considered a happy event for the Li family, Li Bold before is to do the evil ghost, but their master three died unjustly can be understood, and now everyone has eaten the people's things, and not to say that the accompanying gifts and so on, tomorrow night they will come to marry his wife, this ghost marry his wife, a thousand years rare, to not be afraid of, all to come together a lively, but also be considered with the bold master three to release the former suspicion." Grandpa said.