Chapter 43: So, Elves are such a thing
Have to deeply admire our village people that powerful gossip ability, this thing once again was rumored god.
According to the rumor, that night the wind and snow, a few of us young people because of the shyness, poverty, but is very defeatist under the money to buy wine, but no wine meat, so it will once again play the idea of the temple meat, scurrying to the temple, forcibly seized the temple five bowls of braised meat, two plates of apples.
The temple spirit of this great anger fury, sent the heavenly soldiers and generals want to capture me and other ignorant rampant people, encountered a strong resistance, the battle of three hundred rounds, a few of us were going to be the heavenly soldiers and generals to take down, but the village clergyman Hu Laoshi, blatantly aiding and abetting the evil spirits, with the Taoist method of fighting with the heavens and saved a few of us.
So, the gods even more angry, but because the gods have the virtue of good life, do not care about our general understanding, just send down the thunder will be the old master of the temple collapsed to the dregs, in order to let the villagers know that the gods will not live here, not to mention the blessing of you unruly people, you live on your own!
Isn't it obvious that this is bullshit? But so many people still believe it. Of course, there are many young people, the admiration for me and Chen Jin, like the Yangtze River, rolling yellow river ……
The problem is, this is also too wrongly accused of our brothers and sisters, and steal the meat supply? This is not a good reputation! In the face of it, we are so young, why are we so unproductive?
In the words of Chen Jin: "We are now all fucking millionaires, it's grandma's temple stuff is begging us to worship us, that also depends on our mood is good or bad, to decide whether to eat its meat offerings it!"
Thinking about this, I was depressed, the old man's temple is in such a state of disrepair, usually in addition to what special festivals there are people to go there on the two columns of incense, light two wax, burn some paper money, who fucking spare to the old man's temple to get the fruits and meat? And also said as if it is true, shame on you this is not?
What's more, there are rumors that we should rebuild the temple and kowtow to make amends, so that the one who has changed his name many times will forgive us. ……
When the brothers told me about this and asked me to take a stand, I just said, "Fuck it!"
Naturally, there is no neighborhood to mention this in our house, who would like to hit the head to find this uncomfortable it?
Originally thought, the white fox spirit seriously injured absconded, temporarily will not threaten us, Hu Laoshi and lying at home to recuperate, according to the theory that we should also stop for a period of time. Of course, the rest is not to, always have to go to the Yangshupo side to catch some yellow wolf, skinning and selling money, but also to enrich our pockets.
But what one would never expect is that something strange has come up again.
In addition to me, Chen Jin, Liu Bin three family members have nothing to do, other buddies, including their families, all fell ill, of course, Liu Bin's mother does not count, she was already sickly, not well.
The disease is not fierce not strange, is a cold and low fever.
The problem is, take medicine and injections, is not good …… This is not a living tosser?
At first, this thing did not attract our attention, but until they were sick for a week, still do not see a good time, which only let me and Chen Jin two people feel wrong.
Because I and Chen Jin two people in a few brothers and sisters at home, obviously looked at their face abnormal, not the ordinary kind of disease after a few days of pale spiritless look, but the white face, floating a layer of people feel horrible blue color, dark circles, eyes, speech breathless.
What is even more strange is that I, Chen Jin, Liu Bin three people and family members are safe and sound, which has to make us think: my family's immortal energy protection, Chen Jin's fate is too hard, Liu Bin's family that black cat ……
Chen Jin and I privately discuss, think this matter is absolutely extraordinary, non-trivial, it may be that the dog days of the white fox spirit and engage in what the ghost trick scourge of the people it.
Of course, Chen Jin and I went to find Hu Laoshi again.
Originally I was thinking, we have not been here for several days to go to the head of the home of the old man Hu, in the case of the reason is not to say, do not mention three pounds of eggs mean ah? Chen Jin said to buy you buy, I have no money, money also do not give him an old bastard to buy eggs.
I thought in my heart, since you do not buy, why do I have to buy ah? I'm not going to buy eggs for the old bastard.
So the two of them cheekily carried their heads on both shoulders and went in.
Hu Laoshi's house, filled with a strong smell of herbs, a door into the house, rushed to the front door is still set that altar has not been removed, the table has been covered with a thick layer of dust.
Hu Laoshi half lying on the bed to rest his eyes, heard the sound, half opened his eyes and looked at us, and then very casually greeted, waving his hand to indicate that we find their own place to sit.
I said half jokingly, "Grandpa Hu, this is not good, you are the altar for the ancestor, at least it should be cleaner, right? It's not respectful to make it look like this, is it?"
"Well, the Ancestor Master doesn't have time to come here to see me." Hu Laoshi half squinted his eyes, smiled, waved his hand, slightly lifted his body, and from under the bedding on the kang, he felt out a box of cigarettes, and threw it to us, "Well, here's a pack of cigarettes, I'm used to smoking pots and pans, so you guys should smoke this stuff."
Chen Jin grabbed in front of me, reached out and caught the cigarettes, took it in his hand and looked at it, said with a smile on his brow, "Not bad, five golden flowers, hey, thanks ah!"
"Fuck, you really mean to take ah?" I reached out and snatched the cigarette from Chen Jin's hand, "Grandpa Hu usually can't afford to smoke a good cigarette, how can your kid be so ungenerous ah …… Besides, this gives smoke, that is also for me, your kid counts for something? All day long with Grandpa Hu sing against." Saying this, I was unwrapping the cigarette case.
Chen Jin said: "Come on, come on, it's not like I don't have cigarettes, cut! I'm not out of cigarettes, but you're the only one who's going to let us smoke. I can tell you ah, after my cigarettes ……."
His words did not finish, I just stuffed to his mouth a cigarette handed over, said: "That, what do you think of my buddies? I'm not sure if I'm a good person, but I'm a good person, and I'm a good person. ……"
Vision to put the long term, after all, I usually smoke Chen Jin's cigarettes, in order to ensure that the future can also be smoked, I must be willing to throw out this meager interest, put a long line to catch a big fish. In later life, I have mentioned many times to quit smoking, has not quit the reason, is the fucking Chen Jin's fault, he said that I am not quit smoking, is "borrowing smoke"……
Hu Laoshi let us to tease slightly laughed up, leaned back and sat up, said: "How can you come to see me today? Ahem …… later, later again when, just like this time, don't see the outside, don't take things ah, all are their own people ……"
Chen Jin and I was embarrassed, this guy Hu Lao Si really old face thick enough tough, so we are both very embarrassed nodded, Chen Jin said: "That is that is, to your old man here, we naturally will not be out of the ordinary, or not still not let your old man angry it? This is something that the juniors would never dare …… to do."
"Okay, okay, less bullshit." I really can't listen to this kind of mutual fake conversation, dragged a stool to sit on the edge of the bed, said: "Grandpa Hu, something has happened."
"Huh? What's wrong again?" Hu Laoshi didn't look surprised at all, but instead had a very relaxed expression and a smile on his face.
I was confused, when did Hu Lao Si become so calm? In the past, this old clergyman once heard of the incident, the nervousness of the can't, now look at this way, grandma's difficult to not he also intends to break the pot, everything to see the open? I said: "brothers and sisters at home are sick, colds and fevers, some days, injections and medicines do not work, I thought, is not that white fox spirit scourge people?"
"Oh? Not just a cold and fever, it's not worth making a fuss." Hu Laoshi frowned, but that looks so fake, like deliberately pretending, very high man style like that, the tone is very calm, said: "Where do you think it is not right? Ahem, why don't I go with you guys to take a look."
"That would be great." Chen Jin interjected from the side: "I said it's normal, no big fuss, but Yinle said it's not right, it's evil."
I turned my head and stared at Chen Jin said: "Go to your mother, you do not also see their faces with a greenish-black color it ……".
Words did not finish, Chen Jin very meaningful staring at me cocked a smile, and then turned his head to Hu Lao Si said: "Do not listen to Yin Le here to make a big deal out of ah, you will be at home to recuperate, and so on you get well, and then we will pick up that white fox spirit to go, we both have a matter of things, the first to go ah …… "Chen Jin pulled me up from the stool and went out.
"Hey hey ……" I heart confused ah, you motherfucker Chen Jin and pan what disease it is? But see Chen Jin constantly winking to me to signal, I can not say anything, only to Hu Lao Si nodded his head, followed Chen Jin to go out, the heart constantly slandered Chen Jin, grandmother, make eyes can not be so blatant it? Must let others Hu Laosi see clearly ……
"Wait ……," Hu Lao Si shouted us somewhat anxiously.
Chen Jin and I both turned around, stopped, and looked at Hu Lao Si. Chen Jin hemmed and hawed and said, "Hu Da Xian man, do you still have something to do?"
Hu Laoshi awkwardly coughed twice, waved his hand and said, "The two of you don t go first, this …… didn t you say that, that, their family members are all sick and eccentric?"
"Oh, suspicious, purely suspicious." Chen Jin answered very seriously.
I heart a little annoyed, we do not like is this in front of us singing opera, and sings so that we do not understand the play, I am very dry said: "Fuck, you two also do not mind shame ah? If you have something to say, just say it, one old man and one young man, are you fighting with each other here? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a pair of secret signals. What's wrong with ……"
Chen Jin coldly snorted, said: "Come on ah Hu Da Shenxian, you also do not pretend to be a high man, no longer say I two can really go."
"You ……" Hu Lao Si was uncovered the old bottom, very embarrassed and angry said, "Go away, a little bit of sincerity is not, at least that is your partner, you come to ask me, looking for me to help it, say on the A polite word, let me this old face happy happy how?"
I froze, oh, so ah, the feelings of people Hu Lao Si has long known the facts, just in the play the high man, waiting for me two to say good words, it seems not only I Zhao Yin Le like to think of ideas to give their own face gold, the original Hu Lao Si so old, also so hypocritical ah? Oh no no, not hypocritical, how can I say this is hypocritical? Right?
So I have a kind of sympathy, met the feeling of confidant, and, in my heart, I do not worry about the other buddies, see Hu Laoshi still in the mood to be like this, that eighty percent is not much of a problem. I smiled and said: "Grandpa Hu, in fact, you do not need to be like this at all, you are a high person, this is an indisputable fact, I heard so many words from you, it is simply better than reading a book for ten years, your old virtue, magic power, erudite, knowledgeable, people are old into a fine …… "
"Fuck, say a few words less, talk him into a god …… " Chen Jin laughed without any pretense at all.
I deliberately suppressed my voice and whispered, "Your kid lacks heart eyes or what? People Hu grandfather so old, want to earn a face it, I here respect the old and love the young, to the old man face sticker gold, coaxed him to be happy happy, is not to do the younger generation should do their part?"
"Well, your ideology is really good."
"Overpraise, it's true." I arched my hand and laughed.
"That's that's that's ……"
……
Hu Laoshi sat up straight violently, coughed heavily twice, and almost roared, "Stop!"
Chen Jin and I stopped bullshitting, turned around, I pulled Chen Jin, bowed slightly to Hu Lao Si, smiled and said, "You old man learn more."
"Learn what?" Hu Lao Si was depressed.
"Acting, pretending!" I said rightfully.
Chen Jin nodded and said, "Yes, save the future you go out to pretend to be a god to cheat the money, alas …… I finally understand why your old man has been doing so many years of god, froze and did not save a large sum of money, even a daughter-in-law did not marry on …… "
"Nonsense, simply nonsense!" Hu Laoshi was really angry, his tobacco pouch pounded hard on the table at the head of the bed a few times.
I hurriedly stopped Chen Jin ready to get angry move, he said with a smile, "Do not fool around, let's talk about business, Grandpa Hu you should know all, should also have a method to solve the problem, you say, we do."
"Well, cough ……" Hu Lao Si helpless bitter smile, on us such young people, he really can not afford to lose his temper, coughed twice, and then boarded up his face, said seriously, "In fact, this matter is also simple, take the gold bars from several of their homes and put them in your home, or Chen Jin's or Liu Bin's home, and their illnesses, naturally, will be cured."
"Why is that?"
Although Chen Jin and I both can think of, that gold bars have oddities, after all, from the yellow wolf spirit's nest to get things, and there are white fox spirit shares, white fox spirit is definitely to play a ghost. But Chen Jin and I are still very curious, want to know the reason, after all, this gold bar is a pure thing, what is the secret?
Hu Lao Si thought a little, before saying: "White fox spirit explosion of their own a spirit, blasted that piece of gold lumps, intended to hurt the old man, but did not hurt the old man, so it and the yellow wolves soul and spirit of the spirit of that elf, on the spread to find and gold lumps for the integration of the gold bars, living in the inside, that thing day and night of the scattered evil, the family does not suffer from the evil gas infringement is strange, alas ……"
"Shit, why don't you say it earlier?" Chen Jin complained.
"I also did not know earlier ah ……," Hu Laoshi spread his hands and said helplessly.
"You know so much now." I look at Hu Laoshi with deep meaning, the heart flooded with doubts, this Hu Laoshi recently can really seem to change a person like, before that is a question three do not know, now it is good, ask what to know what, is simply a know-it-all well.
"Hey …… is not thanks to the old age it." Hu Lao Si slightly pause, said with a smile, "The old age before leaving, taught me a lot of a lot."
"Oh." I very Chen Jin nodded.
With Hu Lao Si's words, my heart was more or less calmer, honestly, just now, listening to the meaning of his words, I almost suspected that this Hu Lao Si was also an old taiyou changing into it.
Chen Jin stood up and said, "Alright then, Yinle let's go, don't waste time."
"Wait a while." I pulled him back and continued to ask Old Hu, "If that thing is put in our house first, the people in our house will be fine, right?"
Hu Laoshi nodded and said, "In fact, it's best to put it all in Liu Bin's house, that black cat in his house is very strong, but I'm worried that there will be people who will go to Liu Bin's house at night to steal and rob for money, that's not good, both of their fathers and sons are honest, and catch up with such a bitter daughter-in-law, alas …… "
"Oh, understand." I stood up and said, "That …… these gold bars, oh, what about those sold gold bars? Will it scourge people?"
"Now where is that idle mind to care ah?" Hu Laoshi sighed, some helplessly said, "Hopefully that elf, will not go back to find the sold gold bars, otherwise how many people have to be scourged ah? Alas, forget it, anyway, there are plenty of tall people out there, if they feel something is wrong, they will always find someone to solve it."
Chen Jin and I nodded our heads, alas, it can't be helped, whoever got into this mess, then count it as whoever is unlucky.
We didn't mean to cause trouble for you guys!
From Hu Laoshi's home out, we two hurriedly split up to go to a few brother's home to get gold to go, the faster the better ah!
However, whoever has the gold nuggets in their hands can't afford to give them to someone else for safekeeping, right? So I and Chen Jin and the two of us really struggled to speak, especially Chen Jin that kid, even and Yao Mingtang eyes rolled over, argued, in the end did not come out, Chen Jin this kid also spoke out of turn, said that the death deserved …… to the end of the Yao Mingtang in person to Hu Laoshi's home, asked clearly, which took the initiative to drag the body of the disease, take the gold bar sent to the I'm at home.
I'm not easy ah, alas, anyway, is the effort of nine oxen and two tigers, said I was dry mouth, which only took the gold back home.
After returning home, I went to find Liu Bin, the matter with him, the boy heard, immediately said: "Yinle, so do, you and Chen Jin both live in our home for a period of time, the gold bars are put in my home, how about it?"
I said: "Why?"
Liu Bin said seriously: "There are three of us to watch, to ensure that there is no fear of someone to steal, gold bars are stuffed into our home, the evil will be enough, that our black cat, can not be idle, always have to be busy, I'm tired of it, can not die of exhaustion, I can not let it be idle all day long to think of wreaking havoc on my mother."
"High! Really high!" I gave a thumbs up, Liu Bin is moving closer to the character of both Chen Jin and me.
"You're welcome. ……"
……
The matter of the gold bars was settled.
Chen Jin and I two people, carrying the bedrolls went to Liu Bin's house, Liu Bin live alone in the west room that one, the big kang can sleep several people, other buddies know, also yelled to move over to live together, who do not want to lively ah? In addition, the body of the disease or evil gas to the harm, to the Liu Bin home, the evil gas have to let the black cat to drive away ……
This is not nonsense? I can't help but laugh.
Chen Jin immediately rejected, he said: "want to move over to live, also OK! Wait for you to get well and then come back, fucking colds are the most contagious, don't fucking infect me too."
This was a good point, so the brothers couldn't say anything else.
That night, Chen Jin, Liu Bin and I lay on the bed, unable to sleep for a long time. The gold bars were kept in the hole dug under the bedroll in the kang. We hoped that the evil qi would be emitted, and then the black cat would come in and kill all the evil qi. ……
Later, in the middle of the night, Chen Jin said: "We are all guilty of hysteria, evil evil, that is gas, gas is colorless, tasteless and invisible, we can see it? Even the yin and yang eyes are useless, mother, sleep!"
In fact, all sleepy, sleepy.
So after Chen Jin said this sentence, Liu Bin and I did not pay attention to him, rushed to find Zhou Gong chat.