Chapter 357: The Divine Donkey Takes Credit
Lianghe Village, the landlubber's house.
Scarface was lying on his back on the bed, with a pained look on his face.
Beside him was kneeling a woman, quite a bit elegant, was pressing his body.
"That pair of dogs that woman, when I get well from my injuries, I definitely won't be able to spare them!"
Scarface cursed hatefully, during the daytime, in the grove, he was spoiled by his own donkey, life was worse than death, now when he remembered that scene, he still had palpitations!
"Xiao Hong ah!" Scarface shouted the name of the woman beside him, "You don't know, how miserable I was in the grove, I couldn't even stand up, my bottom was clattering with blood, it flowed in such a big puddle, it flowed more than when you came, wow!"
"Who let you molest someone's girlfriend." The woman called Xiaohong slapped Scarface on his buttocks, the pain caused Scarface to bare his teeth, "What's the matter, fancying that little sister? Is it that you want to abduct her home and then chuck me out?"
"How would I want to whisk you away!" Scarface laughed underhandedly, reached out and pulled the woman, put his hand into her bosom and pinched it, "Your pair of white steamed buns, I can't get enough of them ah, that little sister is here, you'll help me to teach and tutor her, then I'll also have a taste of one dragon playing two phoenixes!"
"Hmph!" The woman rolled her eyes in displeasure, "It seems that you still have too much energy, tonight, old lady won't be able to spare you."
As the woman spoke, she flipped Scarface over and rode onto his body ……
"It hurts, lighten up!"
Scarface screamed miserably, his face showed both pleasure and pain at the same time to look awkward.
If Ghost Shadow had seen this scene, he definitely would not have been able to calm down, because the woman called Xiao Hong was his wife, the wife who had once made him a quilt and said that after having a child, the family would not be cold if they covered it.
At this time, Meng Fan and Mori Li's group had already arrived at the door of the landlubber's house.
As cultivators, they both heard the indecent sounds inside and frowned at the same time.
"Two Masters, be careful, the ground ruffian has a clay gun that is very powerful, so be sure to be on your guard." The ghostly figure called Li Shan Song instructed.
"Don't worry, we're not going by ourselves."
Meng Fan waved his hand and looked aside.
There was a donkey pen on the west side of Scarface's front door, and the donkey from the daytime was standing there, looking at Meng Fan with some trepidation.
"Donkey ah, tonight you work a little harder, help me do one thing ……"
Meng Fan walked over to the donkey, touched the donkey's head, and spoke in a low voice while untying the rope holding the donkey.
The donkey was trembling with fear from the White Tiger breath on Meng Fan's body, and just as Meng Fan finished speaking, the donkey clattered out of the donkey pen, and following Meng Fan's divine instructions, bit off the lock on the gate and walked into Scarface's yard.
"Pffff!"
The donkey had hot air coming out of its nose, its big eyes searching back and forth, and then, walking up to the door of Scarface's room, it licked off the several spirit talismans affixed to the door with a single bite and swallowed them into its stomach, and then took its head and violently slammed the door open, and barged straight into Scarface's house.
"Crap!"
Scarface was busy with the woman, suddenly saw his own donkey broke into the house, startled, the woman also hurriedly rolled down from Scarface.
"Get the hell out of here!"
"Turn over the sky you!"
Scarface was furious, but remembering what happened during the day, he was still a bit wary of the donkey, and reached his hand under the bed, drew out a long clay gun, and pointed it at his own donkey: "Believe it or not, I'll shoot you down!"
"Puh-puh!"
The donkey sprayed his nose, flicked his tail, curled around the barrel of the gun, yanked it violently, rolled the gun away, and then paced around the house, licking off and swallowing as much as he could of the spiritual talisman that Scarface had put on it.
"Nima, become a spirit you!"
Seeing the spiritual talisman was swallowed by the donkey, Scarface a burst of heartache, that is spent a lot of money to beg! Saying this, he made a gesture to get out of bed to beat up that donkey, but he didn't expect to involve the wound, the chrysanthemum bloomed steeply, and blood flowed out again.
"Little Red, drive it away, quickly drive it away!"
Scarface saw the situation in his heart was shocked, the woman rushed over, tugging the donkey's ears to drive out, the donkey is also a stubborn donkey, glimpsed Scarface hanging up his clothes there are still spiritual talismans have not licked, said what not to go!
"Get out, you still want to have a good time?" The woman pushed harder and harder, yanking the donkey's ears taut, "Didn't you have enough fun in the grove? You want to steal a man from me? Don't you see, you're both males!"
"Puh-puh!"
Being blocked by the woman, the donkey was instantly a bit angry, Meng Fan's orders were irresistible to him, and under his anger, seeing the woman's two big buns waving straight in front of his eyes, he opened his mouth and bit it, and the blood blossoms bloomed!
Then came the woman's screams, and Scarface's roar!
"Puh-puh!"
Task first, the donkey pressed the two men's reaction, calmly swallowed the spirit talisman on Scarface's clothes, and paced around the room again, seeing that there were no more spirit talismans, before da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
"Nima, come back to me! I'll chop you to death!"
When things came to this, Scarface didn't care about his wounds, and drew another machete from under his pillow, leaping off the bed and chasing after him with a butt full of blood ……
"Puh-puh!"
The donkey looked back at Scarface, with a look of contempt, his hind legs lifted, both hooves flipped, thumped twice, kicked Scarface to the ground, then tilted his head back and walked out, and after seeing Meng Fan, he also invited credit, shaking his long head, which returned to the donkey circle on his own.
"God donkey wow!"
Seeing that the donkey still had half a spirit talisman glued to the side of its mouth, a bright flash of light shone from Stranger's beautiful eyes.
"Here, it's finished." Meng Fan spread his hands at the ghostly shadow, "Feel free to do whatever you want next, it's nothing to do with us."
"Thank you, two benefactors!" The ghostly shadow knelt down and kowtowed, and the old woman followed suit, saying more than a few words of thanks.
"Damn it, stupid ass, I'll chop you to death for stew!"
At this time, Scarface suddenly rushed out waving his machete, saw the scene in front of him, froze, then turned around and ran back, his mouth still kept shouting, "It's too bad, it's too bad, the ghost is here, the dead ghost Li Shansong came to claim his life!"
"Yes, I'm coming!"
The ghost shadow murmured softly, steeply his body's aura flourished, his whole body lit up with a blazing fire, floating up, dragging a long fiery tail, flying towards Scarface!
"Boom!"
The ghost shadow that turned into blazing fire instantly blasted onto Scarface's body, the screams were endless, the fire light illuminated the entire compound, and also illuminated the face of the woman who had just stepped out of the room!
"Save me ……"
Scarface struggled and screamed in the blazing fire, then slowly subsided, eventually turning into a pile of black charcoal and dying.
"Bang!"
Just at this time, the sound of a gunshot rang out, countless steel balls erupted from the barrel of the gun, blasting into the body of the ghost shadow ……
And the person holding the gun was clearly Ghost Shadow's wife, the woman who personally made him a quilt ……