Chapter 33: The End of the Affair
Mr. Zhai was also trying to save himself, originally I thought he had magic treasures to finish off this Yellow Pixie Spirit, now the irony is that the Yellow Pixie Spirit and us have even formed an alliance of attack and defense. We, the Guo family, have to make sure that the yellow-skinned spirit can't die, and if Mr. Zhai really killed the yellow-skinned spirit, I guess it would definitely be me and my old man next.
Fortunately, no, he used such a method, but also a helpless move, just now my old man has been considered to come soft to the yellow pikis, but it is useless isn't it? So can only come to hard – you either let me a horse to save my life, or even if I die, but also pull you together to die.
Mr. Zhai such a move, reminds me of my grandpa Liu Laoganeer, I was a child for a period of time my grandpa's neck is crooked, when the real man is not ah, my grandfather is considered to be this side of the feng shui gentleman. The two families are also in-laws, so my grandfather Liu Laogener found my grandfather, said more ministers, why my neck is crooked, what is going on?
The book left behind by Mr. He has to deal with the ordinary ghosts. In fact, at that time, the real He dealt with the Li family three ghosts is used to deal with ordinary small ghosts of the way, found that it is not good to use to stop, my grandpa Liu Laogener usually neck is not crooked for good reason on the crooked, it is presumed to be guilty of sinister, I was present at that time, my grandpa asked my grandpa said: "Say it, you have experienced the past few days what did what thing?"
"Two days ago, I herd cattle, went to the Malian store, in the horse big head grave side of the livestock tied to a tree, just take a nap, I this person, sleep without a pillow can not, just pillow horse big head's grave side of the sleep for a while. Halfway to sleep when I had a dream, this big head of the horse came over, said I pillowed his pillow, to my neck so a bit, so crooked." My maternal grandfather said.
"This is the same as my mouth crooked eyes back then, only my slap is Li Bold pumped, more ruthless than you this one, it seems to be the big head of the horse to joke with you, so, I will help you to talk to him, this thing is over." My grandfather said.
So my grandfather on the incense read the incantation, invited the horse big head small person, said let go of Liu Laogener this time, line words on the nod, can not be shook his head, but the paper man seems to be laughing at my grandfather is a halfway out of the half-assed like, dead and alive do not give face, has been shaking his head, this time my grandfather to the fire, the incense a pinch scolded a good old man of the horse, the toast to refuse to eat penalty wine, you a landlord class! Feudal remnants, this is to ride on the head of our poor peasants shit?
The next day, my grandpa and Liu Laogan's one person that shovel, no nonsense, directly to the grave of Ma big head, my grandpa put the apricot-yellow flag a plug, to the grave, said: "Ma big head, the last time to give you a chance to the living people are not lazy with your general understanding, this thing forget about it, not to count it, the first digging up your grave, and then the body of the bones to raise the dust, do not believe that there are still people to give you the feudalists out! I don't believe there will be anyone else to stand up for you, a feudalist!"
Grandpa said, my grandpa's neck clicked a good, then my grandpa said, to deal with these things, sometimes can not be afraid, people are afraid of ghosts three points, ghosts are afraid of people seven points, the more you are afraid of him the more ferocious, and my grandpa most often read is that, those years of war and famine, it is simply the corpses are everywhere, the dead more than the living, that is, the death of the gas pressure on the living gas, so this evil thing more, and so on in a few years, the popularity is strong, the living gas is big, so the evil thing, and so on in a few years, and so on in a few years. Popularity is strong, more alive than dead, there are not so many strange things.
Later, I was silly I took this sentence to ask my teacher, my teacher laughed at me and said your grandfather is a concept, not popularity more ghosts, but that people are smart, technologically advanced people are not ignorant, superstition is not because of fear? Fear is because of ignorance, then I think my teacher said is true, but now I can not tell, grandfather and teacher's statement, in the end who is true and who is false.
Nonsense not to mention, this side of Mr. Zhai in the coffin to come after such a sentence, I also stood up to look at the coffin inside my grandfather, at this time to see, my grandfather did not know when actually closed his eyes, and his hand, is considered to be loosened that white jade altar.
My old man and Mr. Zhai exhaled at the same time, Mr. Zhai said to my old man, "Mr. Guo, there is no way out, but also forget to bear with me."
My old dad nodded and bowed to the white jade altar in the coffin, then reached his hand inside the altar and touched something out of it, which was undoubtedly the most beautiful thing I saw tonight!
It was a weasel with a snow-white body!
I know it's hard to understand, snow-white or weasel? But in fact, this is a weasel, is covered with that snow-white hair, looks like satin like white hair long in this weasel, I even have a kind of this is a pet feeling, Malagobi's, I thought of weasel fine 10,000 kinds of appearance, but I just did not think, this weasel is actually so cute, with this thing to pick up girls, I believe that I don't know that this is a leprechaun girl has no way to resist him! I believe that the girls who don't know that this is a leprechaun can't resist his charm.
My old man touched out this weasel, it is still sleeping, sleeping look more naive, I actually reached out and touched it at this time, I usually like cats ah dogs ah, so this thing is completely no resistance.
This touch can not be, this white yellow skinned spirit even woke up, that a pair of small beans like eyes fiercely glared at me, just a glance, let my whole body stiffen, it's eyes, is really too cold.
"Yellow Immortal, I'm offended, I'm begging the Immortal to send three roots." My old man chanted at this yellow skinned man.
This is really a human dick everyone has to be polite to him, hair is hair, but also fucking immortal hair, really can't see that my old dad will even know this, but I still understand the reasoning that people have to bow their heads under the roof, and I didn't say anything, my old dad didn't reject that yellow skinned spirit after saying that, just closed his eyes and continued to sleep.
My old dad slowly stretched out his hand, in this yellow skin body plucked off three hairs, this time, the sleeping yellow skin pain stood up, and even very humane teeth bared, fiercely screamed: "roll!"
My old man handed over the three hairs to Mr. Zhai, and hurriedly and respectfully put the yellow skin into the white and altar once again, put in my grandfather's erhu, covered the coffin, and the three of them ran wildly down the mountain like three lost dogs.
To my home, my old man put the three hairs burned a little, just three hairs burned a little what else? Mr. Zhai's face changed, said, "Mr. Guo, where is the ash?"
My old man is also a burst of depression, let me go to pour a cup of water, in the cup side of the flick said: "There is that meaning on the line. It all acquiesced to release you, so it should be fine. Mr. Zhai, I'd like you to help keep today's incident a secret."
Mr. Zhai drank the glass of water as if it were holy water and cupped his fists to my old man, "Don't worry, Mr. Guo, today's favor will always be unforgettable, I don't want to get involved in this matter in my life."
My old man nodded, did not say, Mr. Zhai did not want to spend the night in my home, to leave at night, my old man let me send him off, I think tomorrow is also to go, why not follow Mr. Zhai back to Luoyang tonight, but also can take a ride.
My father did not say anything, just let me find a new thing to do as soon as possible, he actually in the heart or do not want me to have too much involvement with my uncle's business. What can I say about this? I have no concept of the loss of virtue and other things, and then again, I now will not really go to the bucket, nothing will not, go is also a help, people are not necessarily willing to use me.
I went back to Luoyang, and Mr. Zhai separately when Mr. Zhai called me and said: "three two small friends, just now there is a word of hesitation again and again did not say to your father, but as a friend, I have to remind, with the yellow skin to guard a secret is indeed a good choice, but still your father's words, and the tiger seeks its skin, although so many years I have not seen a demon! Successful robbery, but the lock village and the princess tomb of the geographic location I will not say more, the yellow nails accounted for the dragon gas, if I did not guess wrong, your grandfather's plan is to use the yellow nails to resist the princess tomb of the thieves have a thief, after the yellow nails cultivated to a certain realm of the heavenly thunder trigger, a can let the yellow nails spirit form and spirit, but stained with the dragon gas of the yellow nails once over the apocalypse, that the consequences, I do not dare to think! ."
"You're thinking too much, where is it so mysterious for a demon to become a spirit?" I scoffed at this, I don't know why I have a feeling.
When I was in Locked Village, I felt that demons seemed normal.
But once I returned to Luoyang, I felt that what I experienced at home seemed unreal.
Could it be that modernized technology is at odds with these legend-like things?