Chapter 258: Three Inch Yama
"This chick is pretty right, that voice is obsessive enough right ……" Who knew that at this time, Cui Hao could still talk about this issue.
However, when Ye Jiannan thought about it, it seems that he has been much more furtive recently, no longer as calm as before to deal with things, this is not a good state ah!
Realizing this problem, Ye Jiannan thought carefully, even if there are thousands of troops outside, who dares to easily barge in, even if it is Bu He Zhan, this is the sacred ground Yama Temple, to put it bluntly, it is actually the eighteen layers of hell.
Thinking of this, Ye Jiannan suddenly smiled calmly: "Could this chick be the island's number one female worry?"
"So you are also concerned about these, huh …… fellow travelers, exactly, she is exactly the female worry that you call Cang Lao Shi on earth!" Cui Hao said, unhurriedly wearing clothes.
Ye Jiannan sweated one, "This chick died, and died in China?"
"Dead my ass, alive and well!" Cui Hao said back.
Ye Jiannan was confused, what was going on here?
"Khan, you warlock did this, have you forgotten that people have three souls and seven spirits?" Cui Hao asked rhetorically.
"Just one of the souls?" Ye Jiannan suddenly understood.
"That's right, it's exactly one of the souls …… This chick is making a movie to confuse all the people, damaging the yin virtues, which is a capital crime of going down to the eighteen layers of hell, however, looking at her body, and listening to her voice, brother will stay around to accompany her for a few days, and then when brother gets tired of playing with her, he'll let her go into the hell!" Cui Hao said back.
"Not right, the three souls are complete!" Ye Jiannan was confused.
"Don't mention this, it hurts my heart to mention it, three yin tonic pills, just fused such a ghost ……" Cui Hao began to elaborate the facts.
It turned out that this chick did not belong to the jurisdiction of the Chinese hell, but he came to China to make a movie, to China, China has the right to punish her, but, in the way of the boundary law between the two countries, they do not dare to execute, can only withhold one of the souls, in the hell atonement.
As soon as this Cui Hao saw that bewitching doll face, together with the very thin body and disproportionate milk, and the obsessed voice, which mesmerized Cui Hao, he consumed three pills to find a ghost who had committed a capital crime, and extracted the two souls, wiped out the consciousness, and then fused with this soul to turn it into a real three-spirit complete ghost.
"If you do this, I don't know how many people around the world are going to curse you!" Ye Jiannan glanced at Cui Hao, he was now clear, the result of doing this was that the owner of the soul would become a spiritless person, even if there was a way back to heaven, it would not be able to save her, the body would start to be sick, then it would slowly die!
Moreover, what is even more horrible is that after death, the other two souls, because the third soul can not be fused, will become a wandering soul, to be a lonely ghost that can not be reincarnated forever. Can't go to heaven, can't go to hell.
"Oh …… when she confused all beings and affected the health of young people's minds and hearts, how did she not think there would be such a day, this punishment is Meng's latest invention, to say or your boy gave the revelation, you are not cursing Meng's punishment after death is unfair, Meng admitted that it is indeed the case, and thought of sinning If you are too deep in your sins, send a ghost to catch a soul, and then put it into the eighteen layers of hell to suffer, the other two souls, permanently can not get the third soul, the body will only slowly die in the disease, how do you think of this punishment, by the way, the other day I saw Meng, he also asked you about it, let you evaluate this latest punishment system, is it fair?" Cui Hao made the ins and outs clear in one breath.
Ye Jiannan was horrified, he could not imagine that he had done something good when he was supposed to be doing it for his own selfishness, this kind of punishment system is obviously much better than being punished after death, letting those great evildoers die one day, one day in their sickness and feel the karma!
"More than that, if the sins of those who are even deeper, the third soul will be nailed to the iron plate of hell, roasted with fire, the body will be completely black, all the body and a piece of charcoal is no different, not yet dead, the whole body will be rotten, the body of the body appeared white corpse worms ……" Cui Hao Speaking with great interest, Ye Jiannan was dumbfounded by what he heard ah!
"Then, will this chick confuse the public and enforce this criminal law?" Ye Jiannan asked.
"Will, wait for brother to play for a period of time, then send her to nail the iron plate …… You seem to pay a lot of attention to this chick, do you also want to savor it ah, go ahead, if you want to savor it, now is a good opportunity!" Cui Hao returned.
"Come on, this kind of woman, I'm disgusted!" Ye Jiannan thought of having to do that with that kind of woman if she were to do that, it is estimated to be even more disgusting than the kind of chicks found in nightclubs.
"Disgusting ass, she is all soul, no flesh ha, you play her also don't have to worry about that what disease, is what virus you guys messing around on earth to get out?" Cui Hao returned.
Ye Jiannan really can't help crying and laughing, Cui Hao said is not unreasonable, but, he seems not so hungry, white Cui Hao a glance. Seeing that Cui Hao was already dressed in official clothes, and then looking at this guy, he was indeed a human-like Yama, ah!
"Okay, okay, don't play pull back, don't you regret it?" Cui Hao said back.
"Regret my ass, I will only regret it if I play!" Ye Jiannan said back.
"Hehe …… didn't find how you return to the old man, does that thing also return to the old man, is it only the size of the little thumb, no wonder pretend to be a man!" Cui Hao despised a Ye Jiannan.
"It's also much better than acting like a human, isn't it?" Ye Jiannan retorted.
"Fine, fine, I can't say anything about you, they say that Lao Zi is a three-inch Yanluo because of a three-inch tongue, I can't imagine that you are even more than a four-inch tongue!" Cui Hao said back.
Ye Jiannan suddenly laughed, really there are still people who agree with his view of Cui Hao, while laughing bitterly in his heart, he shifted the topic to the main event, "In all seriousness, my brother is in trouble today, do you help or not?"
"Don't help, the one you messed with should be my master, right?" Cui Hao said back.
Ye Jiannan now had nothing to say, it was really like this, what he messed with was indeed Cui Hao's master, he could only laugh bitterly, "Didn't you say brotherly love, both fly? Now that your master wants to kill me, you just stand by and watch?"
"Who's flying double with you, tell me what's going on first?" Cui Hao asked.
Ye Jiannan thought about it and said truthfully, "I killed your master mother ……"
"Ah …… you this is to old son treason is not it, collusion with foreign thieves, rape, kill their own master mother ……" Cui Hao jumped up.
"Rape and kill …… Laozi s taste is not as low as yours!" Ye Jiannan said back.
Cui Hao, however, suddenly laughed: "It's also good that that woman is dead, so as not to have to …… uh …… us talk about serious things again!"
Ye Jiannan heard that Cui Hao's words were not yet finished, but he was not talking anymore, and suddenly understood why Cui Hao screamed, "I guess you haven't been pushed down by that woman in these years, right?"
"Screw your mother's egg, to say push to, that's Lao Zi's strong point, to push is also Lao Zi push to her!" Cui Hao roared.
"Well, if you don't help with this favor today, later on, the old man will dismantle you and your master's wife for adultery, the old man is acting on behalf of heaven, killing the fat female ghost of that shadow chaos, after chasing and killing you, the shadow thief, to this point!" Ye Jiannan suddenly laughed.
Who knows that Cui Hao also laughed, Ye Jiannan unintentionally hit the trap: "Good ah, Laozi originally wanted to help you, but, you this guy actually threatened Laozi, you are tearing your face off to talk to Laozi, since you are unkind, Hugh blame the old man is unrighteous, the old man will open the gate and let the master in to clean up your mess!"
People under the roof, had to bow his head, Ye Jiannan yielded, said, "Well, I can see, you are deliberately tempting the old man ah, the old man conceded okay, say it, what benefits do you want?"
"Heh heh heh …… knows me, Ye Jiannan also!" Cui Hao suddenly laughed, grinning at the corner of his mouth and continued, "But you're not very sincere in admitting defeat, how does this make me believe you?"
"Ten grains!" Ye Jiannan suddenly said.
"At this price, aren't you debasing yourself, do you think you're only worth ten pills!" Cui Hao said back.
"Then one grain will do?" Ye Jiannan saw this Cui Hao's tongue, which was indeed powerful, and didn't want to continue pestering with him, so he could only give a high price.
"One Yin Longevity Pill, I think I'd better forget about it, you already owe me ten anyway!" Cui Hao said back.
"Since you're not willing to help me, then I'll just go out and fight him to the death, I don't want to beg you guys anymore!" Ye Jiannan said, about to walk outside.
Cui Hao thought, if Ye Jiannan died, not to mention can't earn a pill, before the ten Yin Shou Dan, not also can't pay back: "Wait, wait, look at the brother's love, will help you cover a bit, as for whether it can succeed, depends on your destiny!"
"Fate my ass, the power is still in the hands of you Yama!" Ye Jiannan glanced at Cui Hao.
But right at this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door, "Cui Yanluo, I'm back, are you inside?"
Hearing this voice, Ye Jiannan immediately frowned, "It's her …… hush!" As soon as Ye Jiannan heard the voice, he recognized it and made a quiet gesture.
"What's wrong, it's one of my little wives, not an enemy!" Cui Hao returned.
"Little wife, is this little wife acquainted with your master?" Ye Jiannan asked back.
"It was introduced to me by my master, surely I know it, the absolute beauty!" Cui Hao said back.
"Absolute beauty, both practicing the Acacia Ghost Art with your master, how can she still be an absolute beauty!" Ye Jiannan despised Cui Hao.
As soon as these words came out, Cui Hao completely lost his face, and looked at Ye Jiannan angrily, "I've said it's my wife, and you still want to insult it, are you intentionally making an enemy out of old me?"
"You misunderstand, the reason why I killed your master's mother is that I sneaked into the county mansion, and was seen by your master's mother……. However, I also had a big gain, I never thought that your wife actually had a double cultivation with Bu He Zhanyuan, brother, I am really not worth it for you!" Ye Jiannan sighed.
"Are you serious about what you said?" Cui Hao suddenly asked.
"Witnessed it with my own eyes, moreover, it seems like the two ghosts are working together on some conspiracy, maybe they are eyeing on your official position?" Ye Jiannan replied back, following which he amplified what he saw and told Cui Hao.