Chapter 23: You jump god I jump you
Yao Jing and Guo Chao, who were standing next to us, naturally heard what we said, but they couldn't say anything. Guo Chao moved closer to us, while Yao Jing stood in the doorway of the main house and looked inside with some embarrassment.
Inside, Hu Laoshi started stomping his feet, jumping from one jump to the next, the peach wood sword in his hand swinging back and forth, muttering under his breath, "Don't worry, don't be afraid, the demon has been suppressed by me and can't borrow your body, but it's still in you, I'll cast a spell to drive it away immediately now!"
Yao Mingtang's two families let Hu Laoshi muddle through, they also didn't dare to speak, they were just too dumbfounded to move.
Hu Laoshi jumped for a while, waved his hand and pulled out a stack of yellow paper talismans from the canvas bag he was carrying, and then used a peach wood sword to pass through the middle of the paper talismans, muttering under his breath, "Supreme Lord Laojun, urgent as a lawful order! Out!"
Say also strange, Hu Lao Si mouth shouting words, left hand index finger middle finger together pointing to the mahogany sword wearing the stack of paper talisman, with the words fall, the left hand finger sword shaking, the stack of paper hoo leaped out of a stream of fire, hula burn up, look at the house outside the house everyone is jaw-dropping.
Hu Lao Si waved up burning paper talisman of the mahogany sword, in the house with a strange pace wandering around, mouth also muttered non-stop, seems to read the incantation in general, black paper ash scattered everywhere, cold wind from the door to blow in, more so that those paper ash flying around, a share of light smoke in the house dazzling up.
Until the fire burned out, Hu Lao Si finally stopped the pace, make a posture of practicing martial arts, deep inhale and long exhale a breath, slightly closed his eyes, and then slowly opened, which said: "Demons have been expelled from the home, I left two township talisman, pasted in the house door and the door of the courtyard door on the doorframe, the demon will not dare to enter the home again."
After saying that, Hu Laoshi took out another stack of yellow paper talismans from his pocket, and somewhat miserly picked out two of them and put them on the table.
Yao Mingtang slowed down, pulled out a few dollars from his pants pocket and stuffed it to Hu Laoshi, said with a smile, "Hu old brother, this …… is not a little less to leave two of these? Paper talisman in the door frame sticking easy to fall down, or you leave a few more okay?"
"Enough!" Hu Laoshi took the money, shook his head, tilted his face and said, "After that town talisman has been pasted on the door for a while, even if it falls off, it still leaves a mark, so demons and ghosts won't dare to enter the house."
"Oh, that's good, that's good." Yao Mingtang hurriedly collected the two paper talismans on the table, hesitated for a moment and then said, "But, but those rats last night, they came in through the hole under the courtyard wall, they didn't cross the door."
"Don't you put one on the door of the house? What are you afraid of?"
"But if the rats gather in the yard, it's creepy." Yao Mingtang said with some concern.
"That …… well then, I'll give you another one, stick it on the courtyard wall." Hu Laoshi pulled out another one from the canvas bag and said, "Add another 50 cents."
"line line ……" Yao Mingtang full of promise, from the pocket and pulled out some crumpled change, counted out fifty cents, handed Hu Laoshi.
Hu Laoshi received the money, full of eyes through the happy, but the face also deliberately make a profound look, back canvas pocket on the back to go out, mouth said: "Don't worry, the family will not have things, I'm gone."
Walking out from the house, Hu Laoshi glanced at Chen Jin and I, and somewhat sheepishly lowered his head and walked out, Yao Mingtang's two families followed behind and greeted, "Brother Hu, walk slowly! Thank you!"
Hu Laoshi just walked to the courtyard door, Chen Jin suddenly shouted: "Aiya fuck, courtyard door squatting two rats!"
This shout does not matter, Hu Laoshi ouch shrieked out, two steps leapt out of the yard, ran out a few steps before turning his head to look at the yard door frame, only then noticed Chen Jin crooked a head haha laughed, exasperated grunted, red-faced gone.
"You ……" Yao Mingtang angry to reach out to hit Chen Jin, but a thought that this is not their own children, and Chen Jin his father Chen lock column that is what people? Finally did not hit down, withdrew his hand, scolded: "You this bunch of small calves! Alas ……"
"His father, you say this Hu Laoshi really so God? But why did he just say that there is something on my body? I didn't feel anything." Yao Jingniang asked suspiciously as if she had just reacted.
Yao Mingtang glared and growled, "Then why were you crying just now? Look at you kneeling down on the ground in fear."
"This ……" Yao Jingniang looked at us a few times, guessing that she was a little embarrassed, and didn't say anything.
"That's not the demon in you, seeing Hu Laoshi casting spells scared before kneeling down, humph!" Yao Mingtang said with conviction.
"What? That was at the beginning when he rambled on and on and scared me." Yao Jingniang retorted.
"You …… a defeated bitch! Get out of the house for me." Yao Mingtang got angry and glared at the few of us, then pulled his wife inside.
I saw the two of them into the house, jumped off the platform and ran toward the street, ran out after finally could not help but laugh, Chen Jin this guy, thanks to him to think out, just now Hu Laoshi that jumped and jumped and leaped, the speed is definitely not second to the young people, to be able to reach such a level, visible just now how much panic.
Now think of it although do not think that what is very funny, but I guess it was young, it is nothing to find fun time, so feel particularly funny.
Probably what he did to the brother amused, he also feel supreme face it, Chen Jin high and mighty from Yao Jing's house walked out, face with a satisfied smile. Guo Chao and Yao Jing, however, were both smiling bitterly, as if they owed Hu Laoshi a debt. LuLu just did not enter the yard, running in the street to play, see us walked out, also ran over with joy, licking Chen Jin and Guo Chao's hand, but does not come to me in front of the turn.
Guo Chao suddenly said: "I do not know if there is something in their families, alas."
"Let's go, it's nothing anyway, go around from house to house." Chen Jin said without thinking, picking up the dog chain from the ground with one hand, "Lu Lu, go!"
"Well, let's go, take a look at them all." I nodded and responded, turning my head and rushing Guo Chao and Yao Jing, "Let's go, do you have anything else?"
The two of them shook their heads with bitter smiles and followed us towards Chang Yunliang's house.
After walking for a while, Yao Jing suddenly pulled me down and whispered, "Yinle, you say this grandma temple, we have kowtowed to make amends, why is it still endless?"
"How should I know?" I shook my head, my eyebrows wrinkled, the fire in my heart came out again, this grandma is really not over? Regardless of your grandmother's temple is a thing, I and Chen Jin provoked you, you come with us to cross, we are good men do good men when the other several people have entered your temple kowtowed to make amends, how can you be so unintelligent it?
"Your home last night there is something?" Yao Jing asked again.
"Nothing." I returned stiffly.
"Yinle, let me tell you something." Yao Jing moved closer to me.
I said in a bad mood, "Tell me something, how do I know if it's going to work or not if you haven't said it yet?"
"Your family did not go wrong, I think eighty percent because your family ancestors have immortal, not also left your family immortal energy? What I mean is, I'll go to your house at night to pay my respects to your ancestor's tablet, and then offer incense, so that he can bless my family, okay?"
"Right, right, I'll go too." Guo Chao immediately came to the front as well.
"Bullshit!" I cried and laughed, "I don't even know if there's any immortal energy in our house, so what's the point of you guys going to worship it? Besides, where is that ancestor's tablet? Do you have more than four generations of ancestors in your family?"
The two thought about it, smiled and shook his head, I grinned and said: "This is not it, our family's legendary ancestor is the Ming Dynasty that time people, now counting down a few hundred years, there is a gross tablet ah?"
Who thought I just spoke this sentence, winter suddenly rumbled a burst of muffled thunder resounded in the world.
This thing now I think of still not sure is muffled thunder, maybe it is the west mountain and in the bombing of the sound of the stone, or other reasons, of course, it may be really muffled thunder burst, that …… eighty percent of the old ancestor anger, right? I don't know.
The thunder was short-lived, lasting only three or four seconds, but it brought several of us to a startled halt, and LuLu the dog didn't woof and bark this time, but just looked around everywhere, showing his teeth and whimpering.
"Silverleaf, what you just said seemed disrespectful to your ancestors."
"Not as if, it simply is."
The two men were very cautious and careful with what one of them said.
"Bullshit!"
I was a little hairy in my heart, no longer talking nonsense, and hurriedly followed Chen Jin.
Almost walked to the door of Chang Yunliang's house, LuLu that dog thing but suddenly broke away from Chen Jin's hand, dragging the chain towards the door of Chang Yunliang's house to run, a few of us were taken aback, this dog can really be a little bit of nervousness this day as if.
Chang Yunliang's house lives on the side of the road, before and after the old house is no one lives, low courtyard wall, broken fence gate, yard grass grows more than one person high. Lu Lu ran to Chang Yunliang home door, woofed a few times, and no longer barking, whimpering and grimacing outside the courtyard wall in circles.
Chang Yunliang heard the dog barking outside, carrying a bowl of rice ran out, saw a few of us over, while eating and said: "Why go ah? It's early in the morning."
"Come to see if you're dead." Chen Jin walked forward with a cheeky smile, kicked Lu Lu, who was grimacing and whimpering, out of the way, and said, "Did you cook much? Brothers and sisters haven't eaten yet."
"Cheng, I let my mother to boil some porridge, steamed bread ready-made." Chang Yunliang agreed, snorted two mouthfuls of rice, said vaguely: "What are you doing here?"
Road that dog was kicked, a little aggrieved drooping head ran to my front, sniffing at my legs, biting my pants leg to often cloud bright room behind the wall of the home to go drag, I am wondering why the road after running here on the woofing, thought often cloud bright home has something evil it, road so drag, I'm even more confused, the dog this day look at my eyes, and now how to come to Why is it dragging me now? Thinking of this, I followed it to the wall.
The other people saw this scene, also curious, all said that the dog has spirit, drag people away, must be found something.