Chapter 21: Fatty Solution
"Where is my grandfather buried? What do you mean by that?" Although I am not wary of this fat man, but I still have to have, I will not forget why Lin Bachan and Fatty Liu came to Locked Head Village. Why would they form an alliance with us.
Everything was because of the map that was left on my grandfather's back after he passed away.
"You first tell me where your grandfather is buried, don't lie to me, fat master I know that there is a map on your grandfather's back, and now even if the body is still there, it has long rotted out of shape, we are a family, I won't say anything, Zhao Bajie's that little trick you can fool Huang Lao, but can't fool me." Fatty said.
Fatty put the words are pointing out, I do not know what to say, pondered for a moment and said, "Where is my grandfather buried, only my old man knows, until now I myself do not know where."
"Cremated or buried?" Fatty continued to ask.
"At that time, in order to hide that map behind my grandfather, it must have been cremated, so that insurance. It was my old man who brought it there personally cremated, what's the problem?" I asked.
Fatty pondered for a moment and said, "I suspect that your old man has lied, your grandfather's body was not cremated away, I'm telling you, you yourself didn't witness your grandfather being burned away by the fire didn't you?"
I was instantly enraged, I can disbelieve everyone in the world, but where is the reason for me to disbelieve my own old man, so I pulled Fatty and said, "Fatty Liu, what do you mean by that? Doubting my old man? Why do you think my old man lied to me? What good would he do himself if he didn't burn my grandfather's body?"
Fatty held me down and said, "Xiao San two you don't get excited with fat master my side, it's useless, the previous one called Lin Xiaofan with you an interest in fat master I've long been accustomed to. I've been used to it for a long time. I'll be frank with you, you still remember the dead kid Gang?"
"Remember." I said.
"This is right, the fat master I told you it, your grandfather Guo Zhongyong dissolved the princess tomb of the dragon gas method is to use the back of the mountain of the demonic gas plus the dead children of the Gang's dead gas. This is a ternary formation, which you should remember, the demonic spirit of the back of the mountain, at present, is the yellow skin, and the small child wearing a green jacket, should be the ghost of the dead children Gang, this ternary formation of this demon and a dead spirit is in fact very good. What can I tell you about this fat master? Everywhere else there are yellow skins, everywhere else there are dead children Gang, why is your lock head village is so powerful? It is because they are in the formation, and the dragon gas is the heaven and earth, they are dipped in the light of the Princess Tomb, so the most reluctant Princess Tomb down, is the two of them, which is a three-legged relationship, a glory and a loss, so ah, the yellow skinned spirit is in danger, that wearing a green jacket of the little baby spirit, that is not sure to stand by and watch, so he intervened, and that's what his first ballad means. the meaning of the first ballad, Yulin Mountain has a yellow pi, sand river water has a green wazi, yellow pi doesn't see the green wazi, but the green wazi recognizes the yellow pi, I don't know if the yellow pi uses the green wazi, or if the green wazi is smart over the yellow pi, you taste taste taste carefully, isn't it this meaning?"
"The problem is that this child's second sentence makes the fat master I am very troubled, the green boy is still a green boy, but yellow lips are not yellow lips, in the end, yellow lips have become the old master, or the old master is yellow lips, this sentence from the literal meaning of the words, that baby spirit can not tell the difference between the yellow lips is the old master or yellow lips, and this old master will certainly not be your great-grandfather Who is that? Do you understand? Definitely is your grandfather, so it's not fat master I suspect your old man's problem, otherwise, you give fat master a reasonable explanation?" Fatty looked at me and said.
I also read these words a few times, after the fat man's comb, I seem to think it is that meaning, in the end, yellow skin is the old man, or the old man is yellow skin? After thinking for a while, I am a little haunted, this seems to be a very difficult to think of the topic.
Fatty see me hesitate, hurriedly said: "So ah three two, I know you as a son doubt old man is not a meaning, so, you, also more keep an eye, so in case something happens then also good to account for it?"
I nodded, the fat man said this reasonable, I certainly have no way to refuse, the main thing is the fat man's words: you did not see your old man cremated your grandfather. – – Hearing is not believing and seeing is not believing, this is the old saying, in fact, on my old man's recent performance of this period of time let me feel very strange to him, before I thought that the honest florist can be in so many big people in the world between the ease of dealing with the world?
While Fatty and I were talking, there was a knock on the door of our room. The person knocking on the door was Mr. Zhao Bajie, who asked, "Big nephew, Fatty Liu, are you two done yet? If you're done, hurry up with your pants and come out with me to go out and get the customers."
My face immediately turned red, what do you mean by "finish it and go out to pick up"? When the elders have you talk like this?
I opened the door, my second uncle patted my shoulder and said: "Go, go to the door to meet a guest."
"What am I going to do with your guest?" I wondered.
"You know this guest, and he came to me, but he said by name that he was looking for you." Second Uncle smiled at me and said.
At this time the fat man out of the room, this guy is also cheap, he even face leak so a trace of timid comfortable expression, while walking while buckling the belt, engaged in my second uncle look at my eyes are changed, he froze for a moment said: "big nephew, you this taste slightly heavy ah!"
"I said Zhao Laobai what do you mean? Fat master me a pear flower pressure begonia, where is heavy?" Fatty said.
"Do not bullshit, go, surnamed Huang is here." My second uncle said.
I froze for a moment, do not know are this time, Huang Lao come here for what, my second uncle with me and the fat man and later from the room out of the Lin Bachan out of the courtyard, originally I thought it may be that we bad Huang Lao's good thing he came over to look for trouble, but when I arrived at the door, found that there is only the old man Huang stood there alone.
So far, no matter what the old man Huang did, although we did not go to destroy and did not cooperate, each other as an enemy to see, but after all, did not tear the face, in the surface, Huang is still my grandfather Guo Gengchen's old man, Zhao Bajie's nobleman, so one out of the door when Zhao Bajie smiled and walked over to say: "Aiyo, Huang old man driving to meet you have lost a long distance to welcome, is really I'm sorry, I'm sorry to forget about Huang Lao."
Huang waved his hand and ignored Zhao Bajie, but looked at me and said, "Little guy, good tactics."
Huang Lao looked at my eyes very cold, I against this kind of old fox, eye to eye certainly does not prevail, do not know what to say good.
"Huang Lao, what, there's some kind of misunderstanding between you and your great nephew? San Liang, when did you upset Huang Lao? Come on, first to Huang Lao accompanied a fault?" My second uncle said.
"Zhao Laobai don't come this way with me, little guy, I'll ask you one thing, how in the world did you let that yellow skinned spirit go under my nose? Originally I thought you might be a bit capable, but I think even if my senior brother He Anxia is here it's impossible to do it, your old man although he's considered my senior nephew is probably hard to do it, if I'm not mistaken, these people in front of me, there is a high level of people in it, right?" Huang old man's eyes in our several faces swept once asked, this is a picture of the teacher to ask for punishment posture.
"Old man, fat master I don't like people talking to me like that." At this time, Fatty stood out and said, speaking without ceremony.
"This brother is?" Old man Huang asked.
"Who with you is a brother, a bucket child rely on crooked ways have two stinking money still really fucking take themselves seriously? How, you really don't stare at me, fat master me purple mountain big real person Liu Tianci is also! Don't say you don't recognize, from now on you recognize it." Fatty patted his chest, a picture of the old man world first expression said.
Atmosphere all of a sudden cold down, Huang Lao's face also changed into a cloudy and uncertain, I hold a smile in my heart, can talk to Huang Lao like this, I guess it's only the fat man alone, other people even if they are not afraid of him, but also more or less have to give a face, right?