Chapter 165: Senior Brother’s Misunderstanding

"Sister-in-law why don't you say anything?"

"Sister-in-law I'm almost laughing, why don't you laugh!"

"Sister-in-law, you're not stupid, are you?"

Bastard uncle is just like a fly, stay beside me "buzzing" mess, already I was entangled in two things and he came to annoy me, really very forced my temper.

However, the next sentence of the cheap man uncle but let my eyes light up, the original temper instantly disappeared, just listen to him say.

"Sister-in-law, do you have something on your mind! Am I right? What's the matter with me ah, my cheap man uncle on the hall down to the kitchen have not blinked! My Yang family has always held the principle that whatever a human being can do can be done, and whatever a human being can't do can also be done, and it has been carried forward to the present day!"

I believe in the last sentence of the cheap man uncle, people can not do out he really can do out, like shopping in his place is just a pressure road? This is definitely not something that ordinary people can do.

I looked at him suspiciously, said: "Are you sure you can do anything? If you can't do it or don't boast about it?"

Bastard male uncle immediately anxious, he said: "sister-in-law you this sentence I'm not happy, you say what kind of thing I bitch male uncle can not do, even if it is holding explosives to comfort the island of Abe Junior are not a problem, as long as a phone call, any service delivery to your home!"

I glared at him, not wanting to discuss advertising with this bastard, so I said straight, "How about if I let you pretend to be a woman to seduce a man?"

Bitchy man uncle froze, let him think through his head can not think I want to let him seduce a man, bitchy man uncle bitter face said: "Sister-in-law, if you want me to seduce like that old man today or forget it! How can I do that kind of thing with my 145 IQ? My modesty is shattered to pieces."

Dug trough, this bastard even know the moral integrity, tart years you have the moral integrity has long been broken a ground right.

I explained, "Is sister-in-law that kind of person? Sister-in-law wants you to help sister-in-law seduce a handsome man!"

Originally in order to bring up the interest of the cheap man uncle I said that the middle-aged man as a handsome man, but the cheap man uncle but directly misunderstood, his eyes wide, bigger than an egg, and then incredibly left to look at the right to see, and then close to me and quietly said: "Dug groove, sister-in-law, is it possible that you have a little lover outside? What does she look like? Let me see! Let me see!"

This time I was really angry, hand reached out and grabbed the cheap man uncle's ear huffing and puffing said: "How do I find you now so much to be cleaned up? Who told your sister-in-law has a lover outside, you give me a good memory!"

"First, your sister-in-law is cleaner than your face, and second, this person has nothing to do with your sister-in-law, do you hear me? If I know that you're talking nonsense at your big brother, you'll definitely have a very rough fate for the rest of your life!"

Uncle Bastard Boy took the pain and immediately begged for mercy, "Aigoo! Sister-in-law, I remember! I'll remember!"

Only then did I let go of the hand that was holding his ear, because I was too afraid that this bastard would be unreliable and screw up for me, and then I told him about today's visit to the detention center.

Then sighed and said very seriously, "Bitch Boy Uncle, whether this time is a success or a failure, it is related to whether your uncle can peacefully move the grave back to his hometown, back to his ancestral grave, sister-in-law has something to do lately, and this matter originally didn't want you to intervene, but today only you can help sister-in-law!"

As soon as I was serious, Uncle Bitch Boy also realized the seriousness of this matter, he gritted his teeth and said, "This bastard, even buried his uncle in such a desolate place, when I catch him one day, I will surely burst his chrysanthemums!"

My whole body can not help but tremble, bitch man uncle is too crazy, then said: "No, what you have to do at present is to seduce him, , you must have a good feeling towards him, can not produce hostility, otherwise how else can people take the bait? After he is caught, what do you want to do, sister-in-law will support? Okay?"

Uncle Bitch Boy nodded, then saluted with me, "All at your sister-in-law's disposal!"

I appreciatively patted Bitch Boy Uncle's shoulder, I thought so because I was afraid that I would have to investigate the matter of those three black spots for Song Song in the next two days, and I didn't know how long it would be delayed, and in that case, my father's matter would have to be put on hold.

But I am anxious to get the father's urn, so I have to ask the cheap man uncle to help, this bastard cute is very disgusting, and now have to men like cute girls, so let the cheap man uncle competent in this matter is undoubtedly not a good way!

However, I also know that the cheap man uncle is a unapologetic unreliable guy, so it must be declared beforehand, or screwed up will be completely out of the question.

I looked at Bitch Boy Uncle again, then said, "This man's counter-surveillance consciousness is very strong, you impersonate a girl remember to pay attention to the progress not too fast, do not talk too much, normal is best!"

"The photo will use my, speak what to imitate the girl, like me and Xiao Li police which can be, then ask him to open the room, the place you see yourself, then I go to the appointment, the police will also help, thus you can catch this man? So your task is very heavy, can you do it?"

"Can!" Uncle Bitchy Man said confidently!

I said, "Good! If you can do a good job on this matter for your sister-in-law, you can stay here permanently from now on. This is your home! Of course, if you don't do well, this will still be your home!"

Uncle Bastard Boy was very touched, so moved that he was about to cry, I interrupted him and continued, "Come on, show your sister-in-law what a woman looks like!"

Bastard uncle immediately posed a S-shaped, but because of his whole body fat, this S-shaped how to see how like O-shaped, then his mouth gently toward the front of the forty-five degrees of the place pouting, eyes slowly closed, and then the dancing style of the beginning of the whole body to touch back and forth, that look is really particularly strange, strange I can not bear to look at it directly!

"Stop!" I reached out my hand and shouted stop!

Uncle Bitch is still performing: "No, no, no, Oba, mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah! Mamma mia! Opa!"

Nima, Ou your grandfather, labor paper is to let you learn from women, you learn from transvestites, which women like you like this, really pissed me off!

So I immediately told him to stop, I knew that this bastard is not reliable, I did not expect so unreliable, fortunately did not let him carry a gun to the battlefield, otherwise it would be a tragedy!

Bastard uncle turned into a normal appearance, he was very satisfied with his performance just now, said to me: "Sister-in-law! Look at my performance just now, it's not bad, if I go out here, not to mention men, sows will be charmed by me!"

I nodded my head with a smile on my face and said, "Yes, not to mention a sow, a boar could be charmed by you!"

Uncle Bitchy Boy thought I was praising him, he excitedly said, "Really Sister-in-law, is it true that I have charms that can not only operate in the human world anymore, but even the animal world can be crossed over?"

"Across your head!" I couldn't help but curse, "Damn, I am letting someone act as a woman, a normal woman, and as a result, you gave me a human demon, if you can charm men with your virtues, then Sister Phoenix would have been elected as the most beautiful lady in China!"

Bastard uncle said, "Sister-in-law, don't believe me, I have really charmed men like this! Look!"

Said he pulled out his original price of 4999, discounted 199 love crazy six and then broadcast a video to me, is that he just like that kind of appearance, and then sent to a close friend, the results of the reply is: I finally found the dream of a beautiful woman, and also left saliva, I fainted on the spot!

It wasn't until later that I realized that the person was the old man that Uncle Bitchy Man said he got from his WeChat shake today.

Snobbery on all sides

I don't know how long I fainted, I don't know how long I slept, but my head has been floating in the bitchy man uncle's siren-like figure, straight to nightmares, and so on when I woke up. I found that the cheap male uncle is still there to perform the woman in his eyes, so a Han Hong worshiped as a goddess of the man, the concept of women is really bloody enough!

Bitchy man uncle see me wake up, hurriedly walked over, bitchy said: "Simida, you wake up!"

I said, "Speak human!"

Uncle Bitchy Boy coughed twice and immediately changed his tone, "Sister-in-law! You're finally awake!"

I nodded, which was more or less the same, and then asked him, "How long have I been unconscious?"

Uncle Bitchy Boy glanced at his children's watch with the red cat and blue rabbit, then said, "Back to sister-in-law, you've been unconscious for a total of two minutes and forty-three seconds, hey, forty-four seconds now, hey, forty-five seconds now ……"

"Nani?" I can't help but blurt out, I suddenly figured out, just now in my head is always floating out of the bitchy man uncle's figure is not a dream, but really, I just have been in a half dream half awake staring at the bitchy man uncle's.

Dug groove, it seems that this pussy really need to be properly trained, or let her go fishing that man really will be a very wrong thing ……

So I grabbed the time to start the devilish training for the bitchy male uncle again!

At the same time, a hundred miles away in the middle of the mountain forest, a luxuriant sky giant tree little by little eroded the harsh sunlight, so that it could not spread into the mountain forest.

Within the eerie mountain forest, within a hidden cave, three green-clothed, red-robed women, on top of a stone bed, were sitting cross-legged and resting their eyes!

Each of these three women exuded an irresistible flirtatiousness and an inherent noble temperament. It was as if they were fairies in the sky, unaware of the earth!

If the Great Monk Mishesha or Old Taoist Priest Changqing were here, they would definitely not be unfamiliar with them, because the three of them were no one else but An Qi, An Ya, and Luo Fei!

At this moment, the three of them seemed as if they all had something on their mind, although their eyes were slightly closed, their brows were tightly furrowed, and no one said much!

After a period of silence in this situation, An Ya was the first to become impatient and launched into a whine, ''Big Sister, Sister Luo Fei. Big brother Shuang Chen, asked us to go to East Pope City to search for his mother, but we have been searching for two days now and have not been able to find her, and yesterday therefore we even risked flying across the sky with our swords, so I'm afraid that we have already aroused the thoughts of the people of the Dao Sect!"

An Qi gently opened her eyes at this time, her face unchanged. In an unperturbed tone, she said, "What are you panicking about? Since we promised Mr. Shogun to find your mother we have to do it, otherwise how can you and I safeguard the reputation of integrity in the demon realm?"

An Ya was a bit anxious as he said, "Big sister, I know that we have promised big brother Shuang Chen that we need to do it, but Mr. Shuang Chen has also said that we need to protect ourselves as the main thing, at the moment there is no danger to your mother, we can't show our heads or we will surely lead to a fire and burn ourselves!"

At this time, Luo Fei, who had been resting her eyes on the side, also spoke up, she analyzed, "Sister Anqi, sister Anya's words are not unreasonable, yesterday, we were so high-profile aerial flights will inevitably cause the prying eyes of the Dao Sect's people, it's still better to avoid the wind and wait for a few days to go down to the mountains to look for it!"

Luo Fei and Anya's words made sense, it wasn't that they were afraid of death, but at the moment it wasn't worth it to fight to the death over a small matter, even if Shuang Chen was here he would support Anya and Luo Fei's opinion!

In the past few days, each of them had also practiced with the magic treasures they got from Daoist Qinghe's spatial ring, and had basically familiarized themselves with them, An Qi might have been so eager to find someone just because she had the higher magic treasures and had the backbone to do so.

An Qi frowned and said: ''Two sisters, why haven't I thought of what you have thought of? But currently, we have been searching for three days without seeing Auntie, I am really anxious!"

"Have you forgotten what Mr. Shogun told us before he left? Auntie is still a fledgling little zombie, she doesn't understand the perils of the Dao Sect, if she is killed by the people of the Dao Sect in case of negligence, how can we explain to Mr. Shogun?"

An Qi's words made Anya and Luo Fei all silent, in fact, the reason why they dare to openly fly across is afraid of this, with my current rash role to be killed is simply a matter of lifting a hand.

They promised Shogun to protect me well, if because of fear they do not care about my life or death, this is a breach of trust for their demon world, a breach of trust is greater than life, they can not do.

Anqi added: "This way, we go to search again tonight, if there is still no result, then the next days in this cave closed cultivation put! We will not go out and wait until the wind has passed? What do you guys think?"

Anya and Luo Fei looked at each other, finally nodded helplessly, at present can only do so ……

…… Lofty Kunlun, Luofu Cave Heaven.

Luofu Mountain, Sword Spirit Sect!

Legend has it that in the depths of the Kunlun Mountain there is an immortal mountain that blooms with seven-colored auspicious clouds as soon as it gets dark, and there are immortals here from time to time.

However, the Kunlun Mountain stretches for tens of thousands of miles, no one knows, this blooming colorful clouds of the mountain in the end where, and even, most people in the world do not know whether the colorful clouds of the mountain really exists!

In fact, this seven-colored auspicious clouds of the mountain is not only there, but also the world's second largest Daozong big sect Jian Ling Sect's roots are located.

Immortal mountain, heavenly paradise, abundant spiritual qi, cultivation here, the speed of advancement, I do not know how many times faster than the outside world!

And in this heavenly paradise, it is a place where all sorts of geniuses and treasures gather, and, the years are all of the highest quality!

Such a beautiful place, even the inner disciples of the Sword Spirit Sect, there are very few opportunities to be able to cultivate here, only those who are gifted, the core disciples will get the permission of the division, to come here to cultivate for a breakthrough!

Above the top of the Sunset Cloud Mountain, there are many attics, its beams and columns along the tile carved and decorated with countless dragons and phoenixes, the sun, the moon and the stars, and the attic is surrounded by a lot of flowers and grasses, to show the majestic atmosphere, but also with the meaning of elegance.

At this time, the three Qing Palace three dressed in Taoist robes, an immortal style of Taoism, the old man, is the Palace speculated on a token, the three faces but each with a thousand faces.

The old man on the left was slightly brawny, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist. The loose robe draped over the body is really not elegant, but the breath emitted is very strong.

The old man in the center had kind brows, immortal style, silver hair, and a transcendent aura that was thick and pure!

The old man on the left was thinner and had an air of treachery and lewdness, but he was in an inscrutable state!

"Two Elders, please look, Elder Xiao from East Pope City passed on a token, which showed that a few days ago a mysterious corpse cultivator appeared in the area, that corpse cultivator killed four of my Sword Spirit Sect's disciples, two of the Heavenly Clearance Sect's disciples and an Elder! After that, it disappeared into thin air, three more mysterious people appeared in East Pope City yesterday, Elder Xiao is leading his disciples to investigate at this time, this order is to hear the opinions of the three old men!"

The old man on the right, with a somewhat unruly temperament, he just lightly glanced at the token and coldly snorted, "Hmph, a zombie in the district still needs you and I to personally supervise the investigation, what is this Elder Xiao doing? If the three of us are required to supervise everything under the sky, then what's the point of having them as elders?"

The old man on the left stroked his not-so-long white beard and did not pay attention to the token itself, but calmly inquired, "Senior brother just said that that corpse cultivator did not only kill my Sword Spirit Sect's disciples, but also two disciples and an elder of the Heavenly Clearance Sect?"

The elder in the center nodded, then said, "Not true! What does Elder Dao Bei think about this matter?"

The old man on the left didn't answer the words of the old man in the center, but instead coldly laughed, "This is going to be a good show!"

"Oh? What do you mean by that!" The old man in the center cast a heavy interest!

"Elder brother's high opinion, this Heavenly Clearance Sect has been suppressing our Sword Spirit Sect in China, and practicing the strategy of killing every demon and ghost realm, it has long aroused the dissatisfaction of the demon and ghost realms."

"In this case, that corpse cultivator since killed the Tianqing Sect's elder, to the Tianqing Sect's strong how can it be good to rest, designated will make a big effort to want its life, that corpse cultivator since can kill the Tianqing Sect's an elder, it can be seen that the strength is not weak, both sides of the fight, this time we do not have a good show to see?"

"Then according to Elder Dao Bei's meaning?"

"Hmph, that corpse cultivator since dared to kill my sword spirit sect disciples obviously is to my sword spirit sect provocation, if we do not make a little action in turn will let the disciples outside the mountain therefore disappointed, lost the prestige of the sect, so we must also have some action, but this action surface to do can be done!"

"There's no need to make a big fuss, since the token says that the corpse cultivator has disappeared, and three mysterious people appeared last night, there's bound to be a connection between them!"

"I believe that we only need to find those three mysterious people to find that zombie will surely surface, at that time then let with the Heavenly Clearance Sect, we go out to help a small favor, this is whether it is to ease the tense antagonistic relationship with the Heavenly Clearance Sect, or for our sect in the various major sects and the demon world and ghosts world can build up the prestige! Why not have the best of both worlds?"

The words of the old man on the left side had reached the heart of the old man in the center, and he pondered slightly, then immediately made a decision and said with a beat, "Good! Senior brother's words are in line with the interests of our sect, so let's do it! I will immediately send an order to Elder Xiao to start the operation tonight!"

The Elder named Dao Bei nodded, then said, "I won't bother Senior Brother to take action on this small matter, little boy ……"

A small Daoist standing next to him immediately stepped forward and respectfully said, "Master, disciple here!"

"Go and draw up a jade slip to transmit to your Senior Uncle Xiao as your Senior Uncle requested! Remember, be quick!"

"Disciple obeys ……" The young Daoist clasped his fists, then looked at the old man in the center.

The old man in the middle stroked his white beard and glanced at the little Daoist with an appreciative gaze before commanding towards the little boy, "You come with me!"

"Yes! Elder Teacher!" The little boy made another respectful sound, then followed the white-haired old man into the inner room of the lobby of this Sanqing Palace!

……

Dongpu City, Zhenghua District.

All afternoon I was educating the bitchy man uncle what is a normal woman, cute can be, but do not over, anything once over is not good!

I don't know what kind of talent the cheap man uncle, or too stupid, an afternoon before finally normal up, we two simulated a WeChat chat, to me the overall feeling is considered normal! It is possible to try to contact with the man contact!

Morning research Lu has also woken up early, when he saw the cheap man uncle, still for the small Li police things blame him, but in my a blank stare after the honest down, in learned that I today in the detention center and Mao Xiaofang things, began to help me together to build cheap man uncle!

With his help, the progress is fast, after all, he is a man, on what kind of woman is attractive, has a unique insight, a few times, the cheap man uncle to basically lead on the right path.

The afternoon time did not do anything, just focus on building cheap male enhancement uncle, was thinking of taking advantage of the afternoon time to send Mao Xiaofang to Mao Biqiu children's things to send over, but a busy to forget, can only go to send the evening.

At night I want to investigate the black shadow that appeared last night, it can be said that this evening's matter is very compact.

With the passage of time, very soon, the sky darkened, the moon hung slightly to the west, the stars were dotted, and darkness descended once again!

This time because of my urging, so mom meal done quite early, less than six o'clock is done, eat eat brush to reach seven o'clock!

We all know that in the summer, the days are long and the nights are short, so five or six o'clock, or six or seven o'clock. The sky is not completely dark at all, at least you can see things, until eight o'clock can be considered really dark!

This time I was in a hurry, after eating I went back to my room to change my clothes, and then I grabbed the time to go to Mao Biqiu's house, Chen Yanlu wanted to follow, but was politely refused by me. Let him at home to watch the bitch uncle, do not let the girl appear situation, after all, this guy just normal, if this time can not get the man to deal with, we will be a lost cause!

As a matter of fact, another reason for not letting Chen Yanlu follow is because I plan to go directly to investigate those three black spots after coming back from Mao Beiqiu's house, that is to say, going to the easternmost mountain forest in Dongpu City.

Although Chen Yanlu knew my identity, I didn't want him to take the risk with me, so I had to stop him in this way.

When I changed clothes in my bedroom, I brought the Transformation Pill that Shogun had given me with me, just in case!

At eight o'clock in the evening, I left on time, stopped a cab at the downstairs intersection, and went straight to Sister Rong Rong's house!

Rong Rong's and Mao Bijiu's wedding house is in Jinling District, which is within the third ring road of Dongpu City, and it was bought by the two people who worked hard together, and they are still paying the mortgage at the moment.

And these months because Rongrong sister pregnant can't do housework, cooking and so on, so was aunt and uncle took back home to take care of, of course Mao Bijiu also went back to his hometown!

Aunt and uncle's hometown in Songmao District, a market town called Shunhe, is considered a suburb, with our family can not be compared to our family, how to say that our family is also considered an urban area, although it is not the city.

But aunt and uncle are farmers, honest and honest life, although not how rich family, but love. They are a famous model couple in the village, and they have been married for decades and rarely quarrel, even the most frequent quarrels are rare.

After Dad died, aunt and uncle is our family all relatives, the first to go to our home to see, this period of time although did not come.

But listen to my mom said today at noon came to a trip, to send more than four thousand dollars, to solve the urgent needs of our family! Also said that since Rongrong sister pregnant two of them can not go too far, food and drink have to take care of, has not been here, let the mother do not be angry!

I grew up with my aunt and uncle to have the best relationship, but also the most sticky them, although their family does not have much money, but it is sincere good to me! I will always believe that affection is money for not come, this time to go to my aunt's home I have not gone for a long time, so in the supermarket to buy a large pile of nutrients, in the help of Mao Xiaofang to send things at the same time also as a look at their old man!

Songmao District, located in the east of Dongpu City, the front has been said Zhenghua District is in the southernmost, from the south to the east, so the distance from the aunt, aunt's home is not close to this time the cab almost need to sit for nearly an hour, nothing to do, I also took advantage of this time to take a nap, to refresh themselves.

……

Yan Mountain hinterland, in the sky, several streams of light speedily flying away. They stopped in the middle of a mountain forest.

The leader is a young man, see this young man wearing a long robe, face like a crown jade, back long sword, floating like a feather immortal general.

Behind this young man are several Taoist priests, one by one, all of them have flying swords, white robes, a kind of transcendent temperament is mesmerizing.

At this time, there is a distance from the white-robed young man nearest middle-aged Taoist priest, Royal flying sword flew to the white-robed Taoist priest beside, cupped fists and respectfully said: "Xiao senior brother, this seems to be around and no demon is located, the teacher's door let you and I come here to patrol, as soon as possible to complete the good, we should not stay here more, to the next target to go!"

This Taoist priest seemed to have a beef with this white-robed young man surnamed Xiao, he merely gave his opinion and was immediately resented by the white-robed Taoist priest, who gave a cold snort. Then he said, ''What does Senior White Brother mean by that? Could it be that you think there is something wrong with my leadership?"

The Daoist priest surnamed Bai immediately clarified, "Senior brother is mistaken, how could senior brother doubt senior brother's leadership ability? Anyone who is a fellow Daoist in East Po City knows that my Sword Spirit Sect's outer disciples in East Po City were only able to stabilize their footing here under Senior Brother's leadership."

"It can be said that without senior brother these disciples of ours would not be able to let go of the fly here again, senior brother's credit is beyond reproach, it is the Great Elder who wants you and I to investigate this matter clearly, senior brother just wants to finish it as soon as possible, and return to the division as soon as possible, and has no other intention!"

It turns out that these two is the sword spirit clan stationed in the city of East Po's outer disciples, the leader of the man wearing a white robe, is today's drop Xia Mountain's Dao Bei elders said in the mouth of the Xiao elders, do not look at this Xiao elders age look not much, in fact, is a living for hundreds of years of the old monster!

And behind him has been shouting his senior brother, is this Xiao elder's younger brother, white elder, spare two people are elders, but in the status of the Sword Spirit Sect the difference is very far, the front of the Xiao elders are the inner disciples of the Sunset Cloud Mountain to get the elders, while the white elders are the outer disciples in the elders, the gap between the outer door and the inner door is not a little bit of half a point.

Due to the two people and fall Xia Mountain today that the three Xianfeng Taoist bones of the same old road belongs to the sword Spirit Sect head of the lay disciples and inner disciples under the door, so between the name is also called the same generation called.

In fact, this elder surnamed Bai is the lowest status in the Sword Spirit Sect! Not more than the other four have any one, because of the status of the problem so he and Xiao Elder surface look and gas, in fact, the internal is also a great fight! Today, if it is not the division to give the order of the two people is absolutely not in a piece of out!