Chapter 161: Speaking can’t be civilized?

Big far away heard the morning research Lu's exclamation of surprise, so I accelerated the pace hurriedly up to the morning research Lu's side, from his hands to snatch the phone over, just just look at a glance I almost did not have a blood pressure spike fainted, a little bit of false, two million six hundred and thirty-three thousand more than in the look at the comments up to seventy more than ten thousand, the cheap man uncle's fans have increased more than five hundred thousand overnight, and now his fan base as high as six hundred and eighty-thousand!

My world once again from the balance of the Department into the waves of the Department, which is my aesthetic concepts have been unable to keep up with the trend of society, or so many netizens are bored, on the cheap man uncle sent this one is not even news of the photo, but even triggered the attention of the CCTV, not only so also fucking forwarded more than two million, which is also too difficult to accept!

This time, the cheap man uncle can be excited bad, almost did not die of laughter in the past, the pussy, the kind of villainous virtues at a glance undoubtedly, people can not help but want to smoke him.

At this time, the TV came out of the words of Prof. Ni Ma, he did not hide his own views on this matter, said: "This photo to my personal feeling, is not enough to believe, we can pay attention to the name of the 'Tang Monk shampooing love Pouliou' netizen released some microblogging information, are some more personalized, more young people pursue. Some more personalized, more young people pursued the kind of, what, kill Matt style."

"And look at its dress is not like a real killer Matt, rather like a bit of retardation, perhaps this photo is just a coincidence, only to be depicted more and more black caused by!"

Especially that sentence is like a little retarded words, Professor Nima deliberately bite heavy volume, afraid of other people do not know, cheap man uncle was still laughing madly, when he heard Professor Nima said he was a little retarded, almost did not rush over to smash the TV!

If it wasn't for me and Chen Ranlu stopping him, he was ready to give up the TV, and in the end, although he didn't give up the TV, he didn't give up cursing that Prof. Nima, he pulled me and Chen Ranlu affectionately, and said with an aggrieved face: "Big brother, sister-in-law, this Prof. Nima, is simply pulling hatred with me again, why don't you guys want me to smash the TV? If I were to smash the TV I would be able to completely vent my anger! I'm going to smash this Nima into a straw horse!"

I glanced at him, then said, "If you damn well smash the TV you'll be waiting to pay for the damages, let alone smashing the TV, even if you demolish my house, that Professor Nima won't know about it! It's useless, it's better to go directly to his microblogging below the message to scold him! These screechers should all have microblogs!"

"Huh? Why didn't I think of that?!" Bitchy man uncle's eyes flashed a ray of light, and then gave me a thumbs up, flattering me, "Sister-in-law I just realized that you are really too dark, this kind of rancid and stinky idea can be thought of, but I like it, and so on later on, if I walk into the entertainment industry, I will definitely let you become my manager!"

Manager your grandmother, I cursed, if you can walk into the entertainment industry, then I can walk into the business circle, you think the entertainment industry how good to enter it, on the hair of this fire, can go in? In that case, anyone can enter the entertainment industry!

But I don't want to use the merciless reality to break the fragile heart of the bitchy uncle, so I can only let him hold on to this self-deluding idea to scold that Prof. Nima!

"Bang Bang Bang!"

However, just as Bitchy Boy Uncle logged on to Twitter with the intention of scolding Prof. Ni Ma, there was a sudden and intensive knocking at the door, and by listening to the sound I could guess that the number of people was definitely quite a lot, and I wondered, thinking who would be coming so early in the morning!

As a result, just after my words fell, a lady's voice came from outside, this lady listened to the voice of about twenty-something years old, quite polite, she said, "Excuse me, is this the home of the Tang Monk washing his hair and loving Puffy – your bitchy male uncle netizens?"

I froze, obviously, these people are looking for cheap male enhancement uncle, I have heard cheap male enhancement uncle and how could not hear it? He immediately smiled with delight, then stood up, and I and the morning research Lu got a sound, and then said: "Big brother and sister-in-law! I'm really sorry, this person once become a celebrity, busy, I first go to see in say! You guys just be good and admire me here!"

Said he went towards the door, I see his dejected look, think carefully, found that this is not good, on the present cheap man uncle this kind of complacent look will easily be exploited, if he is really exploited what can be done?

Nowadays, some criminals will pick the most opportunity to take advantage of the weakness, so one to two, I decided not to let the cheap man uncle out to see these people, and then I tried with the Chen Ran Lu intention, Chen Ran Lu eyes will be, the mouth does not say anything, he immediately towards the cheap man uncle and went.

Bitchy man uncle just walked to the front door, and then his hand has been stretched to the door handle, at the same time said, "Who ……"

Said when the time is late, the morning study Lu did not give the cheap man uncle enough time to finish the words, directly forward to his mouth to cover, and then with the whimpering and screaming of the cheap man uncle to the side of the room to pull, close the door, no movement!

See Chen Ran Lu everything to do quite well, I only fought for calmly said: "You are? Looking for him what is the matter?"

Still beforehand that woman, she replied: "You should be his lover, right? We are from Dong Po City TV station and would like to do an exclusive interview with him, focusing on the matter of last night's photo! Can you please open the door!"

Then a large group of reporters chimed in, "And us, and us, we're from Huaxin.com, invited by the editor-in-chief to take this matter to the main page of the newspaper, we're from Penguin.com, we're trying to help Bitchy Boy Uncle make the headlines, we're from SoPig.com. We're from Luthor ……"

Lutou Society? I heard directly froze, Nima, sounds how so familiar, if I'm not wrong, this should be the island country's media put? Trolling? Could it be that this thing has already reached the island country?

Although I think so, but in order to protect the privacy of the cheap man uncle, I still said: "Sorry, you guys or please go back, our cheap man uncle does not accept interviews!"

Those reporters can not be so easy to deal with, if they give up on my words, they would not have created a paparazzi profession in the media, so those reporters heard that I do not accept interviews, that can be said to be the use of all the means.

Some say that this can make the cheap man uncle fire, then you can receive a variety of advertising endorsements, which is a considerable income, some say that not for nothing the interview is paid, both can make the cheap man uncle become a celebrity, but also can get a considerable amount of money! This is something that no one else can even beg for. How can we give it away?

Some said, "Sister, we have traveled a long way, you should at least let us see the real face of Uncle Bastard Boy, it's not a waste of a trip!

I know very well that these special media and the professionalism of those salesmen, can not just listen to their mouths say so good, their purpose is to say that the dead into the living, the bad into the good, even if it is a natural paralysis, disability, a face of hemp men can let them say that like all the beasts like the bad brother.

So, no matter how they say, I give the attitude is very firm, that is, do not want to interview, do not want to headlines, , more do not want to go to take this to hype, to make money, cheap man uncle hair that is only for entertainment, and do not want to live in the limelight, so I hope that they do not disturb the cheap man uncle's ordinary life!

May say this, some people will say that I am selfish, cheap man uncle want to be famous that is the freedom of people, why you to interfere, see you are just red, this kind of person is the most hypocritical.

In fact, for this kind of argument I can only use seven words to reply.

People are afraid of famous pigs are afraid of strong, yes, is this simple seven words, cheap man uncle what look like can say that I am clearer than his parents, he is here in us regardless of the morning research Lu and I how he can always guarantee is that we will not lie to him, will not play with him and he will not take advantage of his mind, will not take advantage of him.

And the cheap man uncle's IQ is very anxious, if he is on fire will inevitably be jealous of some of the people who have bad intentions, and then only need a little pickpocket, can be the cheap man uncle's previous pickpocket out.

Like a cheap man uncle divorced, because of cheating wife not contact, son does not recognize these who can be sure that there will not be it? Once there will be less abuse, or that, celebrities are not so easy to do, he paid the price is the same, a in the circle crawling around for more than ten years of people can not avoid a variety of traps, all kinds of traps, not to mention the cheap man uncle such as backstage, no background of the people it?

So I can not look at the cheap man uncle in my eyes to the point of no return, no matter what others say, I am up to their conscience!

Those reporters again and again to persuade me, but again and again failed, to the end they really have no way, only to finally sigh all left, for let them run a trip for nothing I do apologize, but will not therefore change my attitude!

Along with a downstairs to get media car pairs left, I just breathed a sigh of relief, and then went to knock on the door to let the morning study Lu put the cheap man uncle to put out!

Soon, the door was opened, the cheap man uncle came out and cried bitterly and embraced me, making me puzzled, but Chen Yanlu smiled at me in a very clear way, I do not understand, but still patted the cheap man uncle to let him not cry, the cheap man uncle was very touched and said: "Sister-in-law, thank you! What you said I heard in the house, it turns out that you are really protecting me like this, I, Yang Jiannan, am indeed not suitable for the life of a celebrity, or with you guys the most happy ……"

After saying that he hugged me tighter again.

I just counted understand, obviously the morning research Lu must be in the house to enlighten the bitch man uncle, so the bitch man uncle understand my good intentions, this good man title at this time it seems, I can not hide away, think of this, I can not help but laugh bitterly shook his head……

I also tried to pat the cheap man uncle's shoulders, and then comfortably said: "Nothing, this is sister-in-law should do, you just do not suffer on the line!"

Bastard male uncle touched nodded, but for a long time not willing to let go of the hand holding me, to be honest, this summer was so hugged by him I was really not accustomed to, but bitchy male uncle so deep love, if I let him loose and inappropriate, can only give up his life with a gentleman to let him first touched by the crying for a while.

However, it is good that the mom today to do the meal is simply time pinch too accurate, with the same intention, direct solution to my urgent need, in the cheap man uncle hugged a minute after, mom will call us to eat.

Until then, the cheap man uncle only reluctant to release me, which is only a short minute, I have been sweating all over the back, I have to say that the cheap man uncle on the body of the fat really should be reduced!

……

This meal is also eaten quite quickly, feel since Mao Biqiu left, our family dinner speed obviously a lot faster, cheap man uncle this time at the dinner table to announce his a great plan.

At first, when Chen Yanlu and I heard him mention, we were not optimistic, thinking that Uncle Bastard Boy could have any great plans, but soon Chen Yanlu and I realized that we were wrong, Uncle Bastard Boy's plan can simply look askance at a businessman!

He said, "Big brother and sister-in-law, auntie, I suddenly thought of a plan yesterday when I was on a date with Police Officer Xiao Li, this plan is about making money, it's like this, yesterday, Police Officer Xiao Li gave me an idea, she said that since I have a private cab, it's useless to be idle, so I might as well go and drive it to make money."

"What she meant was that she would help me find a driver who can drive a cab, and then I would provide the car and let that cab driver drive it and make money, the salary would be split in half, and the car would be considered to be both of ours if it breaks down, and she also told me to get my driver's license early so that I can be a cab driver myself in the future! Big brother and sister-in-law, auntie, what do you think of this idea?"

I and the morning research Lu heard, immediately looked at each other, the first reaction of the two of us is that this idea is absolutely too can ah, if this is not a good idea to words, that the world really do not have any good ideas.

If this cab is really rented out, no matter how the cheap man uncle can at least support themselves! I thought this was a great idea, so I said, "This is great, if this taxi is rented out won't you be able to support yourself? And it doesn't even require any labor, where do you think you can find such a thing, steal the joy at night!"

Chen Ran Lu also with me said: "Yes, cheap man uncle, the opportunity can not be lost, you must seize this opportunity to seize the small Li police, is the same as seizing the whole world, people are beginning to help you out of the move to make money, if you still do not know how to cherish, that can be too sorry for your big brother and second brother's expectations!

Said the morning research dew also raised his eyebrows, that look is really too cheap, I directly blanked him a glance, this man how to talk about beautiful women are this virtue?

Give me the feeling with the molestation of others, even the kind of Mr. Mao Beiqiu obedient sometimes chatting about beautiful women will also be bad smile, I really can not guess the three of them mind.

Chen Ranlu was my white glance, the expression on the face immediately absent, end of the meal began to bury his head to eat up, and do not dare to look at me in the!

Bastard man uncle is very excited, his eyes turn very quickly asked us: "Really? Is this really a good idea? Originally I also think it is feasible, but the heart is not yet the bottom so I asked the big brother and sister-in-law to help me advise, listen to you say so, then I will agree to Xiao Li police?"

Morning research Lu heart deer once again steering horse Yang Teng, he was excited to me just glared at him forget, directly raised his head, to the cheap man uncle tips.

"Promise! Must promise, and I also tell you Bitch Boy Uncle. You must get the little Li police, his kind of beauty is too hard to find, if you can't handle it, it can be cheaper than other turtles!"

I heard, without hiding towards the morning research dew feet stepped hard, Nima, really want to ask him? The girl will not speak, mom is still sitting here, speak can not be civilized point.

Also in front of me praised other women good-looking, which is clearly in the challenge of our women's scales, not let him suffer is not aware of the family who said, so this time I really hard.

Chen Ran Lu face hideous, directly "ow" a sound, and then I immediately used chopsticks to clip a piece of chili pepper stuffed into his mouth, the skin smiled, gritted his teeth and said: "husband, come to eat more food, it must be your mouth is too idle, is not it!" Then I pinched at his arm again.

Chen Yanlu was I pinched a shiver, bitchy uncle and mom's sharp eyes immediately killed over, Chen Yanlu at this time can be said to be mute to eat Huanglian have bitter can not say ah, if he dared to say bad things about me in front of the mother, then he is very clear about the fate of the future.

So he did not dare, can only support a smile, while I pinched his hand to release, while pretending to caress said: "Aigoo, daughter-in-law, you look at is not a willow wool well? You also give me to take off, eating, pay attention to the impact!"

Then he said to the cheap man uncle: "Your sister-in-law! She likes to joke with me! Oh, let's eat!"

What happened just now, cheap man uncle can see clearly, mom can not see clearly? Both people secretly pursed their lips and snickered, but did not say anything, buried their heads and began to eat.

This meal ate a full more than half an hour, I looked at the time has nearly nine o'clock, today and Song Song about to go to the detention center to meet Mao Xiaofang, should also go.

Xiao Li police and to the cheap male uncle called, cheap male uncle on the network fire things she also knows, no less than the cheap male uncle praise cheap male uncle powerful, due to the morning research Lu prior to teach, this time cheap male uncle is low-key up, said those are is the netizens blindly rumor, there is no what fire is not fire.

Xiao Li police heard, but also praised the cheap male enhancement uncle not for fame and fortune and left and right themselves, can not help but take another look, and then asked the cheap male enhancement uncle today have no time? She wants to go shopping, but no one to accompany? She wants to go shopping, but there is no one to accompany her, so she wants to let the cheap man uncle to go shopping with her!

This kind of hint is too straightforward, I believe that fools also understand the meaning of it, the morning study Lu on the side once again could not restrain the inner excitement, grabbed the cheap man uncle's love crazy six cell phone and the small Li police chat up, open the door he smiled very lewd, said the small Li sister ah, you can recognize your study Lu brother?

The police officer said politely, research Lu brother? You should be the bitch uncle said in the mouth of the big brother, right? Hello hello hello!

Chen Ranlu this excited can not wait to be able to dance up, he said: "What big brother not big brother, it is the cheap man uncle blindly said! Hey, hey, again looking for our family cheap man uncle to play is it?"

Xiao Li police is a little shy, she hesitated for a moment, said, "Yes, but if Brother Yan Lu looking for Bitch Boy Uncle something even if!"

"Hey!" Morning research dew a waving hand: "How can there be something, as long as it is you call what kind of things are floating clouds, you wait, I'll let the bitchy man uncle to pick you up, give me your address!"

Little Li police quickly told the address of the morning research Lu, and then the morning research Lu with eunuchs like nodding and ha ha waist, and finally hung up the phone is not yet finished hehehe smile.

This time I really can not stand, this bastard even when my face and small Li police said so ambiguous words, not looking for death is what! This does not force me to use domestic violence, so I grabbed his ears and asked him: "How to listen to your tone of voice I'm not comfortable it? You still want to eat young grass old ox not?"

Chen Yanlu ate pain, aigoo aigoo, and then begged for mercy: "Hey, what are you talking about Mimi, I'm helping the cheap man uncle chasing girls, how do you talk nonsense ah!"

After hearing this, I immediately became angry, my hand harder, gritted my teeth and said: "I'm talking nonsense, or you have a ghost in your heart, look at you just now that state in the palace drama is definitely a eunuch, the cheap man uncle chasing his girlfriend you are more excited than the other people, you are excited about what? You tell me what you're excited about."

Chen Ranlu seems to be I said to the heart, stammered half a day also did not find a suitable reason, this time has been watching the uncle of the cheap man with a stupid look at the Chen Ranlu.

Then said in surprise: "Big brother, you will not really look at the small Li police, right, you are not afraid of death, just sister-in-law this one is not enough for you to suffer? Shucks, just sister-in-law this one person beauty is enough, you still want two, can you leave a way for single turtle like us to live?"

The more the bitchy man uncle said this. The more angry I was, the more Chen Ranlu's face became more and more suffocated, and in the end, Bitchy Boy Uncle and I educated him severely, and Chen Ranlu broke away from me in the end, and then ran back to the room in tears, while also saying, "You guys! You guys even do this to me! I do not live I! Wooo!"

See he ran away, I and cheap man uncle will not coax him, the two of us decisively and mom greeted out the door, cheap man uncle went to look for small Li police, while I went to look for Song Song!

To the downstairs of our respective separation, cheap man uncle played a cab, and I squeezed the bus, nine o'clock more than is not the morning peak, so it is not too crowded, and in the walk through the two stops, but also grabbed a seat, and then all the way to the police station all the way to the police station …….

When I arrived at the door of the police station, coincidentally a police car just drove out, the top of the car is labeled with a patrol police note, apparently this is a daily patrol security police car in the city.

After the police car left, the door and tightly closed, the police station came and went a lot of people, have to do business with the Public Security Bureau of the internal people, presumably Song Song has gone to work.

I hit Song Song's phone outside the door, the results of no answer, and hit a still no answer, just when I really wonder, not far from the parking lot of a marked BYD logo car honked at me, I followed the sound of the look, I saw from the car door drilled out of the head, I looked at the iconic flat head in addition to Song Song and who else? Immediately after that, I went over.

Came to the parking lot, got into the car, I really wondered, so I asked him: "Uncle Song, you do not work today? Why are you here?"

Song Song explained: "on, how will not on, you have to know as a police officer is very busy, the reason why did not work today is not said to take you to the detention center well, I if I am working, is not able to leave the police station, then who can take you to the detention center, small rice this is your Uncle Song can only have a day of rest a month, you can not let me down! "

I knew what he meant by that, it was nothing more than about me joining their police department. So I said, "Don't worry Uncle Song! Since I said I'm going to join the police department, I will definitely do so, as long as my father's matter is completely finished I'll contact you right away!"

"Good!" Song Song looked at me appreciatively and then said, "With your words then Uncle Song's efforts will be considered not in vain, it's not too late. Hurry up and go! The detention center is busy every day!"