Chapter 160: Is there really life exist
"How can you say I didn't knock? Are you saying that I have no manners, are provoking me, I tell you big brother, no one can provoke me, otherwise I will be anxious with you, but today I'm happy not to see you in general!"
I also sat up from the bed at this time, sorted out my hair, my face was a little scarlet, this feeling of being caught in bed is really very uncomfortable, and then some dissatisfaction said: "You less talk to me about those who have nothing, you come to our room to do what, hurry up and say!"
Yes, I am now too lazy to talk nonsense with the bitch uncle, because this pussy is too good at pulling, can be pulled from the Earth to Mars, so in order not to let him waste the current precious time, decisively straight to the point.
Facts have proved that the straight to the point sometimes is not useful, deal with cheap man uncle this kind of person I really have no trick, unless his mouth to him to take the tape stained, but he has a hand can be uncovered, if you tie his hands and feet and belong to the malicious restriction of freedom. It's against the law, so I haven't summarized a useful way to deal with Uncle Bastard yet.
Bitchy man uncle was so reminded by me, a sudden realization of a pat on the head, and then as if he just thought of the same, he said: "Sister-in-law, look at me this memory are given to forget, hey, recently and did not drink glucose acid oral fluid, the brain is not good, it is like this, just now, there are five minutes from now, I am in the living room to watch the "zombie Taoist". "
"After that old Taoist's pants were all scratched off by the zombie's claws, revealing his white ass, that zombie just kept attacking that Taoist's ass, and guess who I thought of at that moment? The second brother, haha, the second brother is a Taoist priest, you can think if the second brother to catch the zombie, by the zombie to the pants to the cut, revealing the buttocks that to be more hilarious to put, is now I can still laugh a back and forth!"
Morning research Lu first impatient, he said in a somewhat low tone: "Can you say the point?"
"Ahem!" Uncle Bastard Boy coughed lightly, then scratched his ass, completely undicked Chen Yanlu said, "Just as that zombie was just about to pounce his mouth on that old Taoist priest's ass, there was suddenly a burst of laughter from the kitchen, turning me back from my ass."
"I turned around and was surprised to find that it was my aunt, who swept the living room and then spotted me and asked me where you two had gone, I said to my room, and my aunt said to go back for a few minutes, and I said it had been half an hour, and my aunt said to go and call them to put them on, and I said oh!"
I can't stand it, stood up, interrupted the cheap male uncle in that with the elementary school students writing as gushing, gritted his teeth and said, "What do you want to say in the end!
My move on the cheap man uncle is considered to be effective, when he saw my face full of anger, finally not there to continue to talk about themselves, he was afraid to look at me, and then said: "Auntie let me ask you to go to dinner, the meal is ready!"
Chen Yanlu was so surprised that his eyes almost flew out, he asked, "This is it?"
Bitchy man uncle nodded: "Big brother, yes, this is it!"
Immediately after hearing this Morning Research Lu's body jerked and fell straight onto the bed, fainting.
He fainted before the idea I can think of, Nima, just eat a meal, you even pulled so many words of bother, why, why is all this, God I Chen Ranlu actually did wrong? You want to treat me like this? To let the cheap man uncle to torture me. Because he couldn't stand this double impact feeling, that's why his brain twitched and fainted.
The man with the fox and rabbit
Half an hour later, I, Bitchy Boy Uncle, Morning Research Lu, Mom gathered in the kitchen, during which I made a phone call with Rong Rong Sister, condolences, Rong Rong Sister said that she was very good, and today Mao Biqiu went to the hospital with her to check out, and the doctor said that the development of the fetus is very good, as long as more vitamins are added.
Then she asked me how my family was doing. Listen to Mao Bijiu said the murderer has been caught, but the uncle's tomb is buried in Yanshan, today we went to whether we found? And so on, without exception, Rongrong sister is still so concerned about our family!
In order not to let Rong Rong sister worry, I told her a panic, said have found, in a few days to move on the line, Rong Rong sister like a sigh of relief, had to say that tomorrow let Mao Bijiu over, to help help Dad move down the grave.
But was I politely refused, this is not a joke, Mao Bikou is not easy to come home, this time in any case can not let him stay in my house, unless the day of the father's grave moved to let him come over to help, the next time let him stay at home with Rong Rong sister to put!
Hang up the phone, the meal has also begun, today's meal is eaten especially fast, I do not know why, everyone is very dull, at the dinner table did not say much, even the cheap man uncle is also the same, after eating, they went back to their rooms.
Bastard male uncle and took his book "Zombie Taoist" movie disk in the living room to watch up, laugh that called a rampant wild, I wondered, I watched so many years of horror, have not found once this horror film funny, can let him laugh out of the tears, can be horror film into a funny film, there is really no one.
Mom went upstairs, and I and Chen Yanlu also returned to the room.
This time, the morning research dew obviously learn shrewd, into the house on the door locked, and then a strange smile on the fist and palms towards me, but look at him all stinky sweat, I directly stopped him, let him first go to the bath, spare the heart some do not want to go, but the morning research dew know my character, do not want to take a bath on the bed, but had to stop the impulse to me to pounce on the initiative of obediently go to take a shower.
After the bath, let me did not expect is that the goods all over the body was actually naked came, yes, even a small underwear are not wearing, see here I can not help but glare at him, asked him is not a hooligan?
Morning Research Lu hehehe smile, smile that called a bad, he shook his head, and nodded, and then said, "I'm not just playing a hooligan, I am a hooligan!" After saying that he lunged towards me again.
I couldn't help but quietly scolded him, when did this kid become so impatient, even lazy to wear underwear after taking a bath, but this time I stopped him again, because although he took a bath, but I haven't washed it yet, if I don't take a bath then just sleeping alone I feel uncomfortable, it's a personal habit.
Chen Yanlu obviously some can't wait, said what are not willing to let me go to the bath, but also said that less than a day to wash and won't die, don't take this to stop his great plan to make a man, I can't help but skimmed him again, and then broke away from him and ran into the bathroom, the door from the inside closed up.
This time, the morning research Lu did not have a trick, had to wait outside, clattering faucet sound every minute every second is not in the fight against the morning research Lu thumping chaotic heart, this short twenty minutes to let the morning research Lu feel as if the days are like years.
After I washed, wrapped in a towel out of the door at that moment, the morning research dew nostrils "bang" a spray out of two nosebleeds, a face of infatuation staring at me.
Because I just took a good bath, hair is still wet, so a kind of wet body temptation is revealed, coupled with my body is very good, one meter seven or so tall, full breasts, which for any man, is a kind of fatal temptation, the morning research dew this time is obviously again by my submission.
Morning research Lu long to come back to God from it, nostrils of nosebleed just wiped with a hand, but also do not care about it, a strange laugh, immediately get out of bed, directly hold me to the bed, spare a few times to say to him that the hair is not yet dry he does not care, no matter what, I have to force is not as big as his, had to give up to the hair is dry and then said after the idea.
However, today is not I do not cooperate, but the cheap man uncle does not cooperate, just now the morning research dew to carry me to the bed, intends to retire the towel on my body, the door suddenly "bang bang bang bang" knocking sound rang, come without warning, this time can let the morning research dew very upset, do not know that this cheap man uncle is intentional or coincidental every time! He is in the key time to interrupt people, especially when this kind of thing, really quite annoying.
He said in a somewhat angry tone, "I say cheap man uncle you still have to finish, so late, you do not sleep all the time is knocking on the door of our room why, hurry up to roll, go back to sleep your sleep!"
"Huh?" Bitchy man uncle lightly eeked, then he was surprised to the extreme said: "Big brother you really God, how did you guess it was me, did you see me, then why can't I see you, it's too amazing, in the future must teach me ah!"
I was depressed, this guy is really stupid or fake stupid, so late in the evening in addition to his nothing to knock on the door of our room who else would knock? This Nima three year old children also know.
Chen Yanlu did not have time to talk to him here, he retired the towel on my body while angrily rebuking the bitchy male uncle outside the door, saying, "You have something to say, have a fart, don't disturb big brother's contribution to the reproduction of mankind! Or else beware I'll kill you!"
Bitchy male uncle also seemed to realize something, he immediately went straight to the point and said, "Big brother, I am really sorry ah, disturbing you and your sister-in-law's beautiful thing, I first salute my apologies as high as the mountain and as deep as the sea, but this matter I have to share it with you guys ah, or else I will not be able to sleep, and I believe that you guys will be surprised to the extent that you will be open-mouthed if you hear about it as well! "
"What is it?" Bitchy man uncle this let me for a moment to come to the interest, I believe that bitchy man uncle if it is not what major discovery is not going to come to knock on the door of our room, after all, the past few days he has been in our house also no which night nothing to go to knock on the door of our room.
Bitchy man uncle as soon as he heard my voice, immediately rejoiced, he said: "Sister-in-law, you are also in ah, I tell you ah, just now, I was in the living room to watch the Zombie Taoist TV, in that zombie is about to explode that Taoist priest chrysanthemums when, suddenly from the window flashed two silver light."
"At first I thought it was someone's home fireworks, but fireworks should have a sound, this fireworks have no sound, out of curiosity, I lay down in the living room window towards the outside to see, guess what, I found a person holding a rabbit and a fox flew through the air."
Morning research Lu heard, can not help but curse: "you the hell is not a dream, how to talk with fart like, your family will fly? And also holding a fox and a rabbit? You think this is a TV drama? Hurry up and leave, don't disturb our time! Or else I'll really get angry!"
Uncle Bastard Man was very aggrieved, he explained, "Really, really big brother, I didn't lie to you guys, I just really saw a person, holding a rabbit and a fox flying past, they didn't fly directly, it seemed like they were stepping on something under their feet, what it was I forgot! Anyway, it was very long!"
I said, "Was it a sword?"
Uncle Bastard hesitated for a moment, then with a "ouch" he slapped his head, as if he had thought of something, he said excitedly, "Yes, yes, it was a sword, the sword was very big, and they flew over on that thing, hey, sister-in-law, how do you know that?"
I couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat from my forehead and said, "Come on, that's how it's done on TV!"
Uncle Bastard Boy was a bit excited, he said, "Sister-in-law, do you think they are filming a TV drama, why don't we go and take a look, maybe we can even run into a celebrity, I like my family Han Hong the most, in case it's Han Hong flying above, then I'll make a lot of money!"
I couldn't help but sigh again, and then I couldn't help but crack down on Uncle Bitchy Boy's good wishes, "Your Han Hong doesn't shoot dramas, she only sings!"
Although my mouth is so, but I have a hidden feeling in my heart, the cheap man uncle is not allowed to say is to see what the people of the Taoist sect, these things morning research Lu and the cheap man uncle may not know, but I am very clear.
The first time the emperor of the Underworld to take away the will minister is suddenly disappeared, this belongs to the science can not be explained? Moreover, when Shuang Chen and Luo Fei left Liu Ke's villa, I witnessed a pair of wings sprouting from Shuang Chen's back, while Luo Fei stepped on a flying sword and rose up into the air, flying towards the distance.
Today, the cheap man uncle said he saw the person who stepped on a flying sword, can guess that it may be a high person of the Taoist sect, thinking of this, I physiologically immediately lost feeling, I gently pushed Chen Yanluo whispered in his ear, "I want to go and take a look!"
Morning research Lu was a little surprised, he was also a little angry, said: "Xiao Mi, cheap man uncle words you also believe, this person where there will fly, do not you know that he is the most unreliable, surely he dreamed! Then woke up and thought he saw it. Don't worry about him!"
I said, "Is it true, let's go and see not know, time is only nine o'clock, this kind of thing can be done at any time, wait a while to say it!" After I said that I pushed Chen Yanlu away from my body, then quickly uncovered the bath towel, took out the clothes from the cabinet and put them on.
After I finished putting on my clothes, I still saw Chen Yanlu on the bed with a gloomy face without any reaction, I knew that he must be angry, in order not to let conflicts arise between us because of this, I gently said a few words in his ear, Chen Yanlu's expression changed to ecstasy in an instant after hearing this, he stared at me and asked, "Are you sure? This isn't a lie to me?"
I nodded, "A thousand times true, but it will have to wait for a while!"
Chen Yanlu had already been swept away by what I had just said at this point, and now he would agree to whatever I said, he nodded as well and then said, "There's no problem with waiting for how long, I'm going to go and take a look as well, and if I don't see flying people and rabbits and foxes in settling the score for Uncle Bitchy Boy!"
I chimed in, "Plus me!"
……
Three minutes later, ChenYanLu and I have already dressed, opened the door, I do not know when the cheap man uncle has squatted to the living room window down, is tilting his head to stare at the sky outside in a serious manner.
See this, I and the morning research Lu looked at each other, thought he should really see what will fly people and rabbits, foxes, so the two of us hurriedly rushed over to the outside to see, the result is to see the sky outside, the moon in the sky, stars, everywhere reveals a kind of night quiet, where there is what people and rabbits.
I and Chen Ranlu is very puzzled, then asked the cheap man uncle people and rabbits, it would not be this bastard lied to us to put? If he really dares to lie to us, he will definitely receive a devastating blow from Chen Yanlu.
Bastard uncle is very confident to point to the moon, then he said to us: "You look from my side." After saying that, he adjusted the position for us and then continued, "Do you see three black dots on the moon?"
Chen Yanlu and I followed the sound and looked, you don't say there were really three small black dots, but because the small black dots were too high from the ground, we didn't see what it was clearly.
At this time, I only heard Uncle Bitchy Man say, "Those three little black dots are the one I said, a man and a rabbit and a fox!"
I looked up at the sky again, but there is still not much to find, just to see the three black dots are moving, seems to be looking for something, so I asked: "How to prove that is a person and two animals? ……"
The monk washes his hair and loves Puffy
Uncle Bitch Boy seemed to have expected me to ask this question, so without much panic at all, he took out a telescope from his pocket.
Yes, or the kind of miniature, a total of just a palm size point, at most put an eye, cheap man uncle binoculars carefully handed me, and then said: "Sister-in-law, this is my in our Dongpu City stalls spend ten dollars to buy, you see can not see too clear?"
I almost didn't shoot this bastard, I said how this thing is so small, it turns out to be a fucking spend ten dollars to buy at the street stall, how can this street stall goods look far away? So I didn't even look at it, and immediately returned this thing to the bitchy uncle, telling him that I don't need this thing anymore.
Chen Ran Lu seemed to be very interested in this thing, I almost forgot, he and cheap man uncle is the same virtue, he snatched the binoculars from the hands of the cheap man uncle, then adjusted a little bit, and put it in front of his eyes.
The next second he immediately exclaimed, I thought he found something, I heard him say: "I rely on, cheap man uncle, this stall goods you from where to find, seems to be quite good, I have seen the opposite side of the building of the couple in the fight, hey, start a fight, start a fight! The woman moved first."
I slapped him on the head, Nima, let you use binoculars to see the black spots on the moonlight, you the girl idle egg pain to see other couples fighting, not hit you hit who?
Morning research Lu was so hit by me only suddenly realized, immediately looked in the direction of the moon, and then he ouch, I and bitch uncle at the same time a shock, asked him how, this goods said: "I did not expect, the moonlight is also blinding!"
I really can't stand it, immediately snatched the binoculars from his hands, and then look toward the direction of the moon, so a fierce look is really harsh, I can't help but close my eyes, and then continue to go up toward the moonlight to see.
This time to see clearly, really as the cheap man uncle said, is that there are three people in the foot flying sword in has been non-stop observation of the ground, these three people because the back of the moon's angle, so can not see the face, but you can see clearly clothes, all are that kind of ancient robes clothing, see dress, should be a woman, three women?
See here I can't help but want to scold the cheap man uncle a meal, Nima, obviously three people, in his mouth even hard to say is a person and two animals, this is not just a brain problem, eyes also have problems!
I scolded: "Bitch man uncle, peat, that is clearly three people, how in your mouth became two animals and a person."
Chen Ranlu once again snatched the binoculars from my hand, with the experience of the last time, this time he was much more careful, looking toward the moon, then he was surprised, "I have to be good, really people, this is a fucking shooting TV show or really, even can fly, but also so high?"
Bitchy man uncle said with some surprise, "No way, sister-in-law you won't have problems with your eyes, that's clearly a person and two animals, you can ask big brother if you don't believe me!"
I patted Chen Ranlu, and then asked him whether the above is three people or a person and two animals. Because of this problem Chen Ranlu also deliberately touched my forehead, asked me if I have a fever, how even say nonsense, that is certainly three people, do I even people and animals can not distinguish?
I glared at him, I do not care about him, and then looked at the cheap man uncle, cheap man uncle is very surprised, he snatched the telescope from the hands of the morning research Lu, and then continue to look at the sky.
After that, he still said decisively, "Big brother, sister-in-law I have always thought that there is nothing wrong with you guys, but today I found out, it turns out that there is something wrong with your eyes, that's clearly a man and a rabbit and a fox, the one with a flying sword on his feet is a man, the one wearing a red robe in the back is a fox, and the one wearing a green robe is a rabbit, it's not wrong at all!"
Morning research Lu and snatched over to continue to see, and cheap man uncle argued, he said it is three people, cheap man uncle said it is a person two animals, because of this, the two people are arguing non-mom to prove that in the end it is a person or an animal, I really served them both, saw someone flying in the air did not say how surprised, or to say that the brush a microblogging, but even argued about whether it is a person or an animal, and it is really! I'm not sure if it's a human or an animal, but it's just a fucking panic.
As for them to go to find mom, decisively by my righteous words to interrupt, first of all, mom has been sleeping, do not bother her old man rest, and secondly, this kind of thing is also less a person know less a person good!
Do not go to the mother to prove it, the two of them who are not convinced who, full of arguments for half an hour, bitchy man uncle had to take a picture sent to the microblogging so that his fans to help analyze the analysis.
Then he really shot, also sent to the microblogging, but I really drunk, Nima, you do not know you shoot is three black spots? That black spot ghost know what is a thing, I'm afraid you don't say that people think flies, but also his sister said to help see is a person or animal!
Hey, cheap man uncle so published I am embarrassed to interrupt him, after all, this is his freedom, had to continue to observe the silhouette in the air.
But what I did not expect is that when I looked into the air again when the three black dots disappeared, the moon was clean, as if everything just did not appear.
I froze, then rubbed my eyes and went to look again, and there was still nothing.
Bastard uncle and the morning research dew is still arguing, I hurriedly snatched the binoculars from the hands of the two of them to look in the direction of just now, and it is true that the three people are really disappeared.
This makes me can't help but wonder, those people suddenly appeared and suddenly disappeared is want to do what? They so blatantly into the human city, and also holding flying swords what is the intention? I have heard Shogun said that the Taoist people are ruthless, they kill demons, zombies and so on, so it's best to take a detour when encountering them, now it seems that these three Taoist people have found some new ghosts and monsters in Dong Po City?
I always thought that these three people were disciples of the Dao Sect, at least until I figured it out, this is because at Shogun's place I only knew that the people of the Dao Sect were the ones who harnessed the flying swords, but I didn't think that the demons were also able to harness the flying swords.
It wasn't until I met with them a few days later that I discovered these secrets, and it was because of meeting them that I began to truly walk on the road of no return as a zombie, but of course, these are all afterthoughts.
People have disappeared, bitchy man uncle and morning research dew still do not know, still arguing, at this time only to hear bitchy man uncle said: "those three people if not a person and two animals, later I will drink you spit all eat!"
Morning research dew also not willing to show weakness, he said: "If those three people are not a person, I will eat your snot on the spot!"
I on the spot I le a go, immediately towards the two of them on the head each slapped, Nima argument on the argument, do not have to be in this kind of occasion than who is more disgusting, there is no point of temperament, so I said: "You two girls still bother words people have left!" After saying that, I pointed to the sky.
My words, the morning research dew and cheap male enhancement or listen to, also do not know why cheap male enhancement has always seemed to be very afraid of me, as long as I have a temper, he immediately changed with the cat as gentle up, make himself with a great aggrieved like!
This time is no exception, I just gave them both a sign, the two people immediately stopped up to thirty-two minutes of argument, and then both look toward the sky, at this time the sky is quiet, there is nothing, the moon is also a bright, it is clear that the three black dots disappeared!
This time. The two people instantly no longer have the fighting spirit to continue arguing, both dry mouth paralyzed on the ground.
Uncle Bastard Boy said, "Big brother, why do you say you've made things worse? Look at you pissing people off!"
Chen Yanlu retorted defiantly, "What do you mean I'm not accomplishing enough? You damn it all because you had to say that you ate what I threw up, and people felt disgusted, so they left! It's your fault!"
Bitchy man uncle added: "Then you also said eat my snot it, why don't you say you disgusted them away?"
Seeing this, I immediately shouted angrily, "Shut up, all of you!"
The two people's mouths squirmed, or hurriedly closed their mouths, I alone lectured the two of them for a while, and then pretended to be unconcerned as I carried Chen Ran Lu's ears towards the room.
Bastard uncle a look we left, he also then stood up and patted the dust on the clothes left in the opposite direction ……
This one thing seems to have passed, but in my heart left a not too big and not too small shock and throbbing, because it is certain that these people of the Taoist sect, in the city of Dong Po daily should be concerned about the demon ghosts and zombies a clan of these foreigners every move.
If there was a creature anywhere that made them think that they felt that there was a danger, they would directly exterminate it without even giving it a chance, this kind of robber baron's behavior really wasn't much different from that of a homicidal maniac. If the entire rule of such sects is not overturned, then the foreign race will never have a chance to turn over a new leaf.
Moreover, I am very clear, after that if I really become a zombie, then it is inevitable that I will have to get involved with these Taoist sects, Buddhist sects of people, which is what every Fey cultivator can not avoid, and if you want to survive in this oppressed world, you will have to pay a higher price than others!
……
The night was silent.
The morning sun was always the mildest, and the morning people were always the busiest, and this time the wakefulness could be said to have been awakened by the oversized, horrible sound in the living room. Since six o'clock, it has been like this outside, and Chen Yanlu and I opened our eyes very unaccustomed to it, when we heard a voice from outside: "Heavenly spirit, earthly spirit, heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals come to manifest their spirit ……"
Once you hear the voice, you don't have to think about it, it must be the bitch uncle undoubtedly, this pussy early in the morning also fucking watch "Zombie Taoist" I wondered, how long is this movie? He started watching it yesterday, and he hasn't finished it yet.
The morning research dew immediately a carp jumped up from the bed, teeth hate itchy, say anything to take the clippers with the cheap man uncle fight, to a fish death net break, let this pussy know know, early in the morning to watch TV to turn on the sound so loud, in the end, how nasty!
Finished, she put on her pants and rushed out, angry, I'm afraid of the morning research dew an impulse really hurt the cheap man uncle also hurriedly got up from the bed, put the clothes on, the head did not care about combing on the way out, the results just walked to the door, I heard the TV outside the door paused for a moment, the next "Zombie Roadmaster" sound is no longer available, but the CCTV news morning report!
"This station news, according to a reluctant to disclose the name of the netizen released the news that last night on the microblogging a named 'the Tang Monk wash hair love PiaoZhou' netizen uploaded a set of photographs he took in DongPu City on the moon appeared three black spots, caused widespread concern among netizens, according to the netizen released microblogging information display claimed that the three black dots were a person and two animals!"
"This message can be described as shocked the entire microblogging circle, just seven hours has been forwarded more than two million, netizens have also followed the post that they have also seen the three black dots, there is an astronomer said last night its in the observation of the Taurus star, also saw the three black dots, and therefore also used astronomical telescope carefully observed the three black dots, the results show that those three black dots are really people, it is three people standing on top of a long sword moving!"
"Netizens jokingly called it an alien visit, according to this matter, we specially invited Ni Ma, a professor of astronomy and historian at Qing Hua University and Mr. Ji Shengtian, the director of the Institute of Extraterrestrial Civilization, to help us analyze whether the black dots in the photo are really aliens, and whether there is really life outside of the earth …… "
People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong
My people hadn't even made it to the living room when such a paragraph suddenly came, and I couldn't help but wonder in my head, when did this matter already reach CCTV? If I'm not mistaken, the Tang Monk washes his hair and loves Pouliou should be the microblogging name of the bitchy man uncle, right? Did this guy catch fire on the internet overnight?
Came to the living room, saw the morning research dew and cheap man uncle is in a hurry to pull out the cell phone, cheap man uncle to open the phone, on the microblogging, instantly the expression changed, he was excited, "I rely on, big brother, I'm going to be on fire, the news said that the monk washed his hair to love PiaoZhou is me!"
Morning research dew heart really curious, immediately snatched over the bitch man uncle's cell phone, took a look, and then his expression is simply with the same as a ghost, the eyes can not wait to fly out, and then said: "Nima, this retweet volume, a ten hundred thousand …… I shit, two million and six million! Surprisingly forwarded two million and six hundred thousand! It's really fucking you!"