Chapter 158: The shock!
I really want to tell my mom that I don't need to care about the cheap man uncle, let the government control it, but on second thought, if we don't care about him, no one really cares about him, if we really send him to the mental hospital, the cheap man uncle can stand the life there? Although he is usually cheap as hell, but at least did not do anything illegal, as mom said the nature is not bad, because the forced transfer to the mental hospital is very harmful to the human spirit, coupled with its closed environment, in the event that the cheap man uncle depression, can be a problem.
Thinking left and right, I still can't be cruel enough to let him alone, and finally sighed, or compromised, pulled out the phone and redialed the past, soon the phone call, answering the phone is a middle-aged man, his voice is very thick, asked me who I was looking for, I said: "Comrade City Manager, I would like to ask just now is not there a called Yang Jiannan's have used your cell phone? "
The city policeman said with a sudden realization, "Oh, you're looking for Yang Jiannan, he's just been picked up by a girl!"
"A girl? What kind of girl?" I was a bit puzzled!
That city manager said, "I'm not too clear on what kind, but she's very young, just around twenty years old, I heard she's from the traffic police brigade."
I froze? Traffic police brigade, traffic police brigade to get bitchy man uncle in addition to recognize the small Li police in addition to no one else, right? It looks like the one who picked up Uncle Bitchy Man is the Little Li Police without a doubt!
Thinking here, I hurriedly to the city management comrade said thank you, the city management comrade also quite polite to say I'm polite, but also asked me what is Yang Jiannan, I said I'm his sister-in-law, the city management "Oh" a sound, and then said that Yang Jiannan just here did say that he has a young sister-in-law, twenty-something years old to him can be very good, and will definitely save him! I'm not sure if he's talking about you or not! Oh!
Hear here my heart trembled, the mood all of a sudden down, hung up the phone heart for a long time can not be calm, bitchy man uncle's heart has always been to put me in the highest position, and no wonder that he had something is the first to find me, I can not get through this pass, and then go to find the morning research Lu and Mao must seek.
And although I scolded him every day, sometimes also beat him, but he has never returned the hand, returned the mouth, is still put me in a very important, but today I feel that I must have let him cold heart, an inexplicable sense of guilt swept over.
Morning research Lu this time also with the cab driver to bargain, he is the real "cut price king" people asked him to 60, he cut hard to 30, to their own family said even the cab driver was moved to tears, even if the loss of money is also willing to pull us away!
And no wonder. Morning research dew and bitch uncle and Mao must seek three people a urine!
On the car, I have to mood is still very low, morning research Lu also tried to chat with me, but did not get a satisfactory answer, until the mom told him the reason, he also silent up ……
A road without words.
And so come to my home downstairs when, has been the evening six o'clock, the sky is not yet dark, the morning research dew threw to the driver uncle forty dollars, originally agreed to be thirty, but did not think that it was so far, so he conscience, can not be too pitched people driver uncle, gave forty, but I feel it is still quite pitched!
The driver uncle took the money, said after the need can also find him, threw the morning research Lu a business card, morning research Lu touched nodded, watched the driver uncle left before returning to God.
Mom said: "research dew, you this child is not a little too much, people more than ten kilometers over, but also have to empty the car back almost thirty kilometers, you will give people forty?"
Chen Ranlu twisted his head, explained: "Auntie, this you don't understand, anyway, not the driver uncle's oil, burning are cab company's oil, I'm giving him a chance to do good, how can it be too much?"
Mom heart is very kind, the most do not want to bully people honest people, after the morning research Lu quite a few words of explanation before it was released!
My heart is still held by the cheap man uncle, I do not know that the goods were small Li police to take away after, exactly where to go, although he has a fake love crazy cell phone, but there is no cell phone card, usually is used to pretend, there is no way to contact him.
Holding this regret, I and the morning research Lu upstairs, came to the stairs door, found the door is not closed, I froze? The first reaction is that it is difficult not to home by the thief? Morning research dew and mom's reaction with me about the same, but also a stunned face, morning research dew made a silent move, and then he slowly went up to listen to the inside of the movement, inside there is the sound of talking, morning research dew thought that the thief is not yet gone, and then from the downstairs to look for a stick, try the force, but also can be, without saying anything, and directly open the door rushed over. My mom and I followed closely behind.
But what I did not expect is that the results but let us a little happy and surprised, went in without a thief, not to mention the sound of what people talk, but found a man sitting on the sofa stoned melon, to the TV screen has been in the giggles, we all follow his gaze toward the TV screen, see the TV is clearly showing "Zombie Taoist".
And this watching a horror movie can laugh is not someone else, it is just out of the city police brigade bitch uncle ……
Yes, I originally thought that when I called, that tone of voice hurt the cheap man uncle, it seems, I again underestimated the cheap man uncle to have psychological endurance ah, if he is so easy to psychological defense collapse, it is not cheap man uncle.
We saw the cheap man uncle, the same, the cheap man uncle also saw us, when he saw me and Chen Ranlu, mom a tired face, hurriedly put on slippers to welcome over, to be attentive to the Chen Ranlu backpack to take over, at the same time, said: "big brother, sister-in-law, auntie, you're back!"
Chen Yanlu handed the backpack to the cheap man uncle, while a little puzzled said: "When did you come back? Didn't you enter the city management brigade?"
Although Chen Ranlu knew that the cheap man uncle was taken away by the city management law enforcement team based on the impact on the cityscape, but he did not know that the cheap man uncle has been taken away by the traffic police brigade of police officer Xiao Li!
Bastard male uncle, said faintly: "Yes, I was in, but their captain was my handsome, suave appearance deeply attracted, said what have to let me go, but also said that a few of those who took me over to the city management to discipline a good deal, ah, originally I do not want to come back, there is no way, so …. …I came back!"
Bastard man uncle began to shamelessly pretend again.
After hearing this, Chen Yanlu did not say much, signaling the cheap man uncle to go to the living room to sit, and then pampered with the old mom, "Auntie, I'm hungry, you go to cook, okay, Lunjia's stomach wants to eat the meal you made again!"
I found that this goods and cheap man uncle get along for a long time, talking and doing more and more and cheap man uncle a moral.
Mom wiped the sweat from her face and said, "Good, good! Then you guys rest first I'll go cook!"
I quickly continued, "I'll help you!"
Mom refused, "No, you'd better chat with Jiannan and Yanlu, I don't need so many hands to cook, I can do it myself." After saying that, mom went straight towards the kitchen!
Chen Yanlu and I went to the restroom to wash our faces, rinsed the stinky sweat on our faces, felt a lot more comfortable, then came out, came to the living room, and found that the bitchy uncle was still happily staring at the zombie in the TV that was wearing an official uniform, saw us come out, he pointed at the TV, then said to us, "Big brother, sister-in-law! The zombie here is so cute!"
Lovely your carrot, Nima, a horror movie can be this pussy to see the laughter, and also feel that the zombie is so lovely, you let others make horror movie directors how to embarrass? How can you let other horror movie directors be embarrassed?
Chen Ranlu and I sat down to the side of the cheap man uncle, Chen Ranlu first a little impatient, took the initiative to ask: "cheap man uncle, I ask you, how do you really come out of the city police brigade? Don't talk to me about useless things! Give me an honest explanation, or I'll throw you out today!"
Uncle Bitchy Boy reluctantly turned his head away from the TV screen, and said in a serious manner, "Big brother, you're a big man who is still quite nosy, isn't this disturbing Lunjia's privacy? But Lunjia just want to tell you, to tell you the truth, it is the traffic police brigade of small Li police was my handsome, suave appearance fascinated, to save me out, but also almost with those who arrested me the city police face! See if I'm charming."
After hearing his words, especially that sentence "but Lunjia just want to tell you", I really want to slap the girl to death, really fucking too cheap, than the bitch Zeng also cheap!
Morning research Lu this is to be considered to understand the reason why the cheap man uncle from the city management brigade out, but he did not believe the cheap man uncle that the so-called he put people down, on his appearance, that form, not to mention not to lose the small Li police that kind of beauty, and even sows can not be confused!
At this time, the cheap man uncle asked us again, he said: "Big brother, sister-in-law, you are not going to look for uncle's grave? Did you find it? What does the uncle's grave look like? Did you take any pictures? Show me, I'll brush up on my Twitter account!"
Mentioning this, I was in a somewhat depressed mood, was thinking of making a phone call to Song Song to inquire to see if his relationship can contact the detention center, I would like to meet Mao Xiaofang.
I want to meet Mao Xiaofang. Ask her where her father's grave is buried. But once back to the cheap man uncle to the dizzy mind, at this time by him so mention I just thought up, this is ready to get up to call, suddenly realized that the goods just said what, microblogging? So I sat down again: "You still have microblogging?"
Morning research Lu said: "We also have microblogging, how do not know you ah!" Said he took out his cell phone.
Bastard uncle also took out his original price of 4999, discounted 199 love crazy six cell phone, said: "Joke, I Yang Jiannan popular network, how would there be no microblogging, this is not, look at this is what I got microblogging!"
I took his cell phone, morning research in curiosity also came over, see this page is really fucking microblogging, and then a closer look, I'm sure that this is the bitch uncle's microblogging, his upper wearing Hello Kay kicks, the lower wearing a big pants photo I do not know when his microblogging avatar, in the look of this pussy microblogging name is too long, called, the Tang monk washed his hair to love the Pouliot! -You've seen the shamelessness, but I've never seen it.
I have seen shameless, have not seen so shameless, not only so also fucking certified, he actually certified? That's right, the message is "Postpartum care of sows". I didn't stand steadily and almost fell down, this is already the Nth time by the cheap man uncle to the thunder unsteady heel.
Toward the bottom of the page, are some of his selfies, all kinds of disgusting, all kinds of shameless, all kinds of thunder, I do not know what is wrong with the aesthetic concepts of people nowadays, the cheap man uncle so a living waste of air, dead waste of land people have more than 100,000 fans, Nima, this is not pulling the hate is what to do?
And then look at me and the morning research Lu's only just more than 10,000 fans, but also half of the fucking is the "campus strange" of the book friends, I feel like I don't want to live, I dang a book heroine, a big beautiful surprisingly lost to the cheap man uncle this dead supporting role, the dead strange, don't stop me, I'm going to go to eat a piece of ice cream to pressure the shock!
Bitchy man uncle also refused to stop, he grabbed the phone of me and the morning research Lu, on the microblogging, immediately a burst of sigh: "Big brother. I found that you are too shameless, even to their own microblogging name up a night break into the widow's village, you let me monk wash hair love Pouliou how to mix, you let sister-in-law's modesty where to rest? Phew, sister-in-law your is still okay directly is Homi, is the amount of fans is too little, also do not love to send selfie, are some irrigation, this kind in the microblogging is no market!"
Then he was uninterested in handing the cell phone back to me and the morning research Lu, can not help but shake his head and sigh: "Now can be compared with me than the amount of fans of the person is too little, hey, this really makes me very sang heart ah!"
His sentence is a provocation, serious provocation, I immediately slapped the past, followed by Chen Yanlu is a foot, the cheap man uncle has not reacted, we two have been punched and kicked up, of course, is not to make strength, do not look at us every time to do this pussy, but seldom to make strength, the cheap man uncle while holding his head, while wailing: "Ya know, Ya No!"
"Nyah!" Chen Ranlu cursed, the hand of the fist fell harder, this sentence is really very stir up hatred, but also very easy to evoke people want to whack his impulse, so I decisively have to force.
This time, the bitchy man uncle didn't last long before he begged for mercy, while protecting his head, he begged for mercy, "Big brother, sister-in-law, I'm wrong, I'm wrong!"
Chen Yanlu and I immediately stopped the action to continue to beat him, and asked him: "What is wrong?"
Uncle Bastard said with a sobbing voice, "I shouldn't have laughed at you guys for not having as many fans as me!"
"What else!"
"Shouldn't have let you guys look at my microblogging, because I have more followers, and paying more attention has caused a major beat down on your minds, and you're all upset that you all think you're so awesome, but you're not as hot as me, the male number two. So you are not balanced! You can only use this medium to find a sense of existence!"
I and Chen Ranlu looked at each other, another violent beatings, if I do not let this pussy know know what is called provocation, I simply feel sorry for myself, sorry for the nation's 1.4 billion people.
This time and beat the bitch uncle ten minutes, until I and Chen Ranlu hands are playing numb, only to stop, bitch uncle but nothing, we stopped, he also stood up, cool asked us: "big brother, sister-in-law you guys finished playing, right?"
Chen Yanlu subconsciously nodded.
"That's good!" Uncle Bitchy Boy said, "Since you guys are done fighting. I'll just continue watching TV, don't bother me!" Said he turned on the TV again, watching the zombies appeared in the inside of the laugh back and forth, can laugh out of tears, I and Chen Ranlu looked at each other.
In addition to hating themselves is to hate themselves, because we completely take this pussy no way, and finally get the end is that I and Chen Ranlu beat the cheap man uncle after. The gray skulk fled back to the room, yes, you heard right, the ending is like this, is not a feeling too fucking out of touch!
After fleeing back to the room, Chen Ran Lu mouth is still angry, he pinched his waist gas said: "This cheap man uncle simply does not look like an earth creature, his thoughts and words reveal a kind of Martian thinking, you say angry not angry!"
I waved my hand, said I also have no way, just at this time, the phone rang again, I took out a look or a strange number, see caller ID is the East Pope City, due to the afternoon of the bitch uncle that thing, so this time I did not hang up directly, but picked up, just picked up the side of the sound of laughter: "Hello? Xiao Mi ah, know who I am?"
Originally thought it might be recognized people call, but when I heard the words immediately realized the liar, because the TV often say, the liar is like to use this guess who I am to cheat people, so I said: "Who are you ask your mother to go, you this dead liar, looking for the wrong object to start, sister is a police officer, be careful to check the water meter of your home! " After saying that I directly hung up the phone.
Today's liar is really rampant, specializing in some phone calls, the network to cheat some of the elderly pension money, without a little morality, this kind of people and the walking dead what is the difference? In society is a tumor, should have been removed, so there is no need to talk to them politely.
Morning Research Lu asked me: "Who is it? Throwing such a big tantrum!"
I said, "A dead liar, began by asking me if I knew who he was? I care who the hell you are, who you are should ask your mom!"
Chen Ranlu comforted: "calm down, calm down this kind of social scum too much, it's not worth it!"
I nodded, but soon the phone rang again, I looked or that person's phone directly hung up!
The next five minutes the man called a total of six phone calls, I directly to him hung up five passes, to the last pass when I was completely angry, picked up the phone on the angry roar: "You're still finished, really want me to check your home water meter is how!"
Soon the voice of the person on the phone came over, showing a very urgent estimate is also afraid of me to hang up the phone in it, he said: "Mimi, what are you talking about ah, I am Song Song ah!"
"Song Song?" I froze, but I hadn't gotten back to him for a while, and still continued to ask him, "Which Song Song are you?"
He said, "I'm Song Song, a police officer from the Zhenghua District Public Security Branch in Dongpu City!"