Chapter 155: Do you think this is okay?
Then he looked at me again, said: "Xiaomi name he remembered to start it, we do not with his general understanding!"
I haven't said anything yet, Mao Biqiu first got agitated, "Research Lu, you …… what do you mean by this, do you want to defect to the enemy? I Mao Biqiu did not do anything wrong to you ah? You can't do this to me, you even, hey, you make me really disappointed ah!"
I also chimed in, "That's right, you even betrayed us so easily, this is going to be an absolute traitor again in ancient times, traitors are to be beheaded according to military orders."
Anyone knows, cheap man uncle only went to the first grade, a lot of words do not know, like the text message that the so-called circle garden, on this level you even let him name? What good name can he come up with?
Bastard uncle see me so against, he was not in a hurry, but also in the same way slowly came to my side, according to just talk to the morning research Lu look and I whispered some words, my expression is also back and forth change, finally I asked: "really false?"
Uncle Bitchy Boy held his hand up to the sky and swore, "I'll take my happiness for the rest of my life as a guarantee!"
I immediately clicked my tongue and said, "Good! Deal, well, I also suddenly feel that letting Bitchy Boy Uncle name it is a good choice, must beg brother-in-law you just obey him! It's not likely that Uncle Bitchy Boy will even be able to give you a ho-hum name!"
"That's right! Brother-in-law, just listen to Uncle Bitchy Boy, Uncle Bitchy Boy we support you!" Chen Yanlu supported from the side.
"You …… guys" Mao Biqiu's eyes were about to fall down, looking at us with an extremely contemptuous gaze, "I have always thought that you are all people with principles and positions, I never thought that today I would have looked at it wrong, I have never thought that the ones who inserted two knives into me in the end were actually the two of you, heartache! ……"
I and the morning study Lu guiltily looked at Mao Bijiu a glance, but also did not therefore change his mind, still stand again bitch man uncle this side, not we are wall grass, both sides fall, but bitch man uncle gives the condition is too tempting, so …… hey, when a traitor is also no matter what right?
Bitchy man uncle is still smiling, a harmless face to Mao Biqiu said, "Second brother, have you thought about it, whether it is to eat rice or name?"
Mao Biqiu raised his head and saw the grains of rice that had almost dipped into the face of the bitchy male uncle, he couldn't help but shiver, or that feeling, he wouldn't eat it to death, and then he sighed and said with extreme reluctance, "Okay, you can be his godfather, or you can take a name, but you'll have to give me a vivid, so that some girls will scream once they hear it kind of a very domineering side-splitting name that I wouldn't normally accept!"
Bastard uncle confidently snapped his fingers, and then said, "Haha, tell you what, I started this name is absolutely very attached to your requirements, and is still highly attached to, guaranteed that you will be satisfied!"
By the looks of it, the cheap man uncle already has a plan in his heart, I thought in my heart.
Out of curiosity, I asked him, "What exactly is the name? Tell us about it!"
Chen Yanlu was also very curious and said, "Tell us, tell us, tell us, we are all waiting for it ……"
To say that at this time the most excited or the child's father Mao Biqiu, this to their own children to name, certainly the father are very much looking forward to, we can be said to be on the cheap man uncle following high hopes.
See his face full of confidence look really think he will come up with what swallowed the mountains and rivers, the grandeur of the ten thousand, gentle and elegant, playful face scholar, intelligent name, but in the end we still find that we are wrong, we understand what is called the greater the disappointment of the larger the hope, the greater the cultural level of the cheap man uncle is still not suitable for the name, only suitable for the destruction of the name.
Because the name he came up with was not a person's name, because ordinary people really can't come up with this kind of name, just now, the cheap man uncle once again mysteriously smiled after, decisively said the name he came up with, "Mao ……"
Knock knock! I and Chen Yanlu, Mao Biqiu's heartbeat is like a speeding bicycle.
"Mao ……"
Thud, the heartbeat was again like a Mercedes-Benz minivan.
"Bug!"
Dang! dang. completely shattered!
After hearing his last word, the three of us were petrified on the spot, motionless, even the most basic blink of an eye was forgotten, but the bitchy man uncle was still happy to show off with us. "How about this name I came up with is not bad, right?"
Caterpillar, this is the cheap man uncle to Mao Beiqiu's son name, I really want to go, please, even if the bastard really did not go to school, but also always be able to distinguish what is a person's name, what is not a person's name it? He can even come up with a name like "Caterpillar"?
This if you let Rong Rong sister heard words not to the cheap man uncle fight is considered to be the evil. Really only you can not think, no he can not do.
I couldn't help but wipe the sweat on my forehead, came back from the petrification, stared at him with the eyes of a fool, and said: "I said uncle cheap man, can we give a normal name? Even if it's not normal, it's at least a personal name, right? You say you want to be the child's godfather with this name, since childhood, you have been pulling hatred, but also do what kind of father!"
Bastard uncle has not realized that he is wrong, he is still very wronged, said: "How is this not a person's name? This is a scientific name, sister-in-law you do not understand, you look at the caterpillar how cute ah, in the future, the second brother can call him hairy, or worm how meaningful ah!"
Meaning you sister ah! Chen Ranlu inwardly could not help but curse him, he has now thought well, in the future if we want a child, to our children named when absolutely have to the cheap male uncle to support away, support the farther the better, otherwise he has to exist a thought of the difference may affect the child's life ah!
Mao Bisu also from the back to God, he pulled the hand of the cheap man uncle, immediately on the heartbroken said up: "Big brother, I really have no requirements for you to my son's name, as long as it is the person's name on the line, the second brother begged you, don't and insects on the line, we have no connection to him, but also learn the name, the person does not need to learn the name of the … … …"
Bitchy man uncle feels very aggrieved, he just thinks the name caterpillar is very cute, and also very …… hazy, yes, in his words it is hazy.
So he added: "What's wrong with this name, you say some of you are some college students, some of you are Taoist heirlooms, surprisingly, they all savor not understand the depth of this name, this name into the Chinese how many philosophers, historians, as well as Confucianism's heart and soul, and into how many of my brain cells? It is I struggled for a day and a night to come up with, you guys just negate it, I don't agree ……"
Mao Biqiu is going to cry, such a name bitchy man uncle even thought for a day and a night, is this really want to revenge society? Or bitchy man uncle head problem, according to this, the latter obviously accounted for a higher proportion, he cried and said: "I don't care how many brain cells you incorporate, also no matter how many Chinese so many hearts and minds, I just want to give my son a personal name!"
Bastard uncle said, "Second brother, this is your fault, it is you who said that you want me to take a name that is spiritual, and that a girl will scream when she hears it, and now that I've taken it, and there is no girl who doesn't scream at this name, and you don't agree with it again? Isn't this wasting my brain cells?"
Bastard man uncle this words really let a person speechless, at least I can't find reasons to refute him.
Mao Biqiu's face was very embarrassed, he knew very well that if he told Rong Rong sister to name their son Caterpillar, then Mao Biqiu's one year's pocket money would go down the drain, and there was also the possibility of being punished by kneeling on the rubbing board, so he wouldn't agree to this name no matter what, he finally held a sworn determination and said, "I'd better eat all the grains of rice on your face, you'd just stop wreaking havoc on my son!"
After saying that, Mao Biqiu also don't know from where the courage, immediately went forward, to the cheap man uncle's face a burst of fierce kiss, no, exactly should be the cheap man uncle's face of the grains of rice to eat, I watched from the sidelines, will not be false ah, it is Mao Biqiu cheap man uncle's face of the grains of rice to eat.
At once felt a roll in the stomach, hard to die, sour stomach, really want to vomit, mom has not dared to look at, so she covered her eyes back over, while the morning research dew is motionless staring at Mao Biju, occasionally will also squirm a lip, and then gulp a mouthful of spittle pressure shock!
Mao Biqiu's action was too crazy and too sudden, catching us off guard.
Mao Biqiu after eating a few times, finally could not stand the acidity from the stomach, throwing down the already frozen bitch uncle immediately rushed straight to the toilet, from the kitchen can hear him vomit to death sound!
I can not help but sigh, they say that a mother's love is great, mother's love is the world's most selfless love, but today in watching Mao Biju, I finally realized that father's love is also very great ah, Mao Biju in order to his son have given up their own, but also really hard for him.
I also looked at Chen Yanlu, I can not help but make comparisons, I do not know if this goods in the future encountered such things will not be so defiant to protect their own children, in my heart, Chen Yanlu should also be so to do!
Bastard male uncle also swallowed a mouthful of saliva, apparently he also did not expect his second brother was so crazy, really go to eat the rice particles on his face, a time was also stunned, which has only just returned to God, froze and said: "Big …… brother, just, just what happened? "
Chen Yanlu then nonsensically picked up, "A big movie starring men and men on how to show love between homosexuals happened!"
Bitchy man uncle after hearing, violently a cover face, expression is very hideous, I thought he would be broken down because of this, too difficult to accept, but this guy never according to common sense, he covered his face immediately after the small toes, towards the living room on the left side of the room he got to run, while trotting at the same time, shyly said: "Oops, so shy, so shy!"
My whole body instantly collapsed, Nima, you come over, I promise not to kill you!
After vomiting for a while, feeling much better, Mao Biqiu stumbled back from the toilet with strong support, when he came to the door of the kitchen, he held the door with one hand, his expression was powerless as he looked at Chen Yanlu and I. Chen Yanlu immediately went up to him and helped him over from the door.
Then carefully helped him to a chair, his hand immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother-in-law you are too good, simply my idol ah, I have always thought that the people of Taoism are all very arrogant, refusing to be bowed down by force, but I never thought that today, you have let me see the other side of your Taoist disciples, sentient and righteous… …"
Mao Biqiu's face was hard to look at, I guess that feeling of nausea hadn't completely disappeared yet, he half squinted his eyes, waved his hand in shame, and said, "Brothers don't you dare to mock me, I'm also being pushed to the limit, or else I wouldn't be able to exert the wolfishness that a man is supposed to have, the one you should be admiring should be the Bitchy Male Uncle!"
Chen Ranlu thought about it, immediately said: "Yes, yes, really should admire admire cheap man uncle, he this kind of person is simply more precious than pandas, estimate the whole East Pope City you go to find are not good enough to get together a table of mahjong, even by us a few encountered, I do not know that this belongs to the destiny it, or something else?"
Mao Biqiu sighed: "It's fate, it's a few of us who have sinned in our past life, so in exchange for fate, he came to collect the debt."
Two people hugged each other and a burst of emotion, life, fate are discussed inside, even say something, to the end of the two people chatting suddenly think, fate is like shit, although stink, but everyone has to have, occasionally may be because of the poo secret clogging, not smooth, but also have to struggle to make him smooth.
This argument was put forward by Chen Ranlu, and after hearing it, Mao Biqiu immediately gave a thumbs up, praising it for its incisiveness!
I have been listening to the words of the two people on the side, for a while are a little crazy, what is this with what ah, because the cheap man uncle even can be linked to this aspect, you say it is the cheap man uncle is great, or Chen Ranlu and Mao Bijiu great?
Are all of us are in their own sigh of relief when, cheap man uncle suddenly from his room and out, this time he has to dress a little different, the upper body of the suit changed into a shirt, which depicts a large red Hello Kay kick, yes, that is that the girls are more like a female cat, the lower body wearing a two five discounted large flower pants, that big I really can not describe it, the foot wearing a flip-flops! I'm not sure I can describe it, but I'm wearing flip-flops.
You probably thought that was the end of it? What's wrong with that? Would a cheap guy with his own style dress that superficially? He has to wear on his head is the whole dress on the most dazzling star, suddenly remembered a saying is so, I am not a big star, I am a little princess.
If hats could talk, he would have retorted, I'm not a little princess, I'm a cuckold!
Yes, Uncle Bastard Boy was wearing one of those military green hats from the 80's on his head, the most common on some college campuses at the time, and I just couldn't figure out where Uncle Bastard Boy got such a hat from.
Out of curiosity, I decisively asked him, "Where did you get this body?"
Bastard uncle was grinning, then heard me ask him, immediately turned his eyes to me, he said very enthusiastically: "Sister-in-law, I'm in my backpack to take, oh, yes, I forgot to tell you, I've got some of my daily necessities, and some of the men's supplies to the move over, and do not bother you to invite me to stay, I'm more proactive this person! ……"
I'm a more proactive person
When did this pussy move all his stuff over? I don't know, could it be that Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu agreed behind my back.
So I looked to the morning research Lu and Mao Biqiu, found that the morning research Lu's face with me about the same, presumably he knows as much as me, and Mao Biqiu may have a shadow, see the face of the cheap man uncle want to vomit, has been in that dry vomiting, do not know thought that there is a happy it.
From this, it should have nothing to do with the two of them, so I asked again, "When did you move here, why don't I know?"
Bastard uncle took out his original price of 4999, discounted 199 love crazy six have a look at the phone, then he told me: "just now ah, just moved over, well, exactly should be three minutes before I moved over!"
I'm going to be angry, this bastard really here as a hotel ah, not even a fart on the move over, even if it is a hotel at least have to find the staff to register information, this bastard Nima completely own decision ah.
When I think of this I am a little unhappy, face also pulled down, bitch uncle is a will be able to observe the people, when he looked at my face is not very good, immediately thought of what, the expression of the brush changed, crying up the face, to me pitifully said.
"Sister-in-law, I know the Lun family suddenly moved over, you may not like, but the Lun family really do not have a place to live ah, you if the Lun family blow away, then the Lun family can only live in the car, the night if you meet a like Cao Lao Shi that kind of female sex maniacs then, I may break the body of the Lun family ah, you can afford to do so? I'm such a purebred, purebred, purebred, purebred, purebred, purebred, purebred, purebred, purebred, purebred, purebred male! Sister in law sister in law sister in law sister in law sister in law sister in law sister in law sister in law sister in law sister in law ……"
I have to cheap man uncle to be pampered is admired by the five body to the ground, a thirty-year-old man, nearly a meter eight tall man, even said in your side of the pampered on your side of the pampered, and also spread so the face of the heart does not jump, I really want to draw the girl, people cute, your girl also learn to sell cute, that people pretending to be a bully, how you did not learn, really no one else?
Because I really can't stand his nagging around me, and then can only helplessly compromise and say: "If you want to live here, not allowed to be petulant in front of me again, speak a little force, don't be like a pussy, domineering point!"
"Bossy?"
"Uh-huh!"
Bastard uncle thought for a moment, probably recalling the meaning of domineering, not long after he suddenly burst out, "Sister-in-law, today I want to live in your house, agree or not agree quickly, grating, like a bitch!"
Finished these he again to me to curry favor, "Sister-in-law, you see this is okay?"
I …… forget it, I decided it's better not to talk about this topic with the bitchy man uncle, otherwise I have no doubt I believe I will be pissed off at him, since he wants to move in, I can't blow him away again? Stay as long as you want, it's a good thing we have a lot of room in our house.
I sighed and said to the bitchy man uncle who really had no choice, "Forget it, you can live if you want to, but where are you going with such an outfit?"
I was really curious, was he going to wear this outfit to get back at society?
"Isn't it handsome?" Uncle Bastard turned around at my side, then posed with a Poss that he thought was very handsome, and told me, "Sister-in-law, I'm going on a date here, just now Police Officer Xiao Li called me and said she'll be leaving right away, and asked me where I was, and I told him that I'm on my way!"
I stared wide-eyed and begged once again, "Are you sure you want to go out on a date in this outfit, I advise you to change, otherwise you'll definitely be arrested by the police uncle for disturbing the city's appearance!"
Although I said that, I was mainly afraid that Bitchy Boy Uncle would be intimidated by Cop Little Li, who had lived for more than thirty years and was still on his first date, so I didn't want to have any regrets because of that!
But Uncle Bitchy Boy didn't think so, he retorted, "What's wrong with this outfit? Sister-in-law you may not know, this is the most popular dress up on the internet in recent years, and then Amoy gold and Tokyo.com are selling it, it's called non-mainstream killmart, at a glance you haven't bought anything on the internet, who goes to the shopping malls nowadays, it's all about online shopping, sis-in-law you can't follow the big trend of the society anymore, you're backward, and you're getting old."
"Don't think about school all the time, you say what's the use of going to school for a few years, you don't even know how to use Amoy.com, hurry up and buy online! From now on, from you and me, online shopping, change life from the mouse, oh yeah! ……"