Chapter 15: Fatty’s Chant
Four days, only four days, only four days time, the whole lock head village almost no fever people, this is like a plague like instantly spread, this thing was even stabbed out, outside the rumor that a village moved a dead child post, dug out the bones of countless children, and then, the village people all high fever, seems to be the plague, because of this, the Luoyang side of the child have leaders! Called Chen Jiu Liang to ask what is the situation, Chen Jiu Liang did not explain, said I will deal with it.
Then the matter is not settled, because after all, there is no human life. And the status quo of China is, as long as there is no human life, it is not a big deal, besides, the villagers are happy ah, high fever is nothing? Take a few pills and nothing more, even if you come back to ten dollars to take a shot in the ass, a day to earn two or three hundred dollars, there is enough to earn.
In general, or poor, and then there is the farmers are really hardworking, almost do not want to give up any opportunity to make money, it is not doing anything illegal and disorderly things, with the sick to work more normal, the countryside children, where there is so pretentious?
Now in four days, I feel that the disease is also almost. This is to do in ancient times, almost a plague down, there is no war soldiers, so the fourth day of settlement of wages when I said, or not tomorrow rest day, we all have a fever, some say yes, some say no, but also said that the three or two bosses, this little disease is also considered a disease?
I do not know the fat man in the end intends to villagers sick down is no degree again in the identity of the savior, and did not dare to really say to the villagers to rest tomorrow or something, who knows the fat man the next day to come, and he came to find is not me, but the village of those highly respected old people.
And those old people directly brought the fat man to my home to block the door of my house, is to question me, which I should be called the fifth master of the man pointed at the fat man said to me: "three two, this time is not the fifth master I make it difficult for you, things have been done, the sand field you are anxious to make money it does not matter, but you always have to take the villagers' lives seriously, right?"
Fatty on the other side of the squeeze eyebrows, I understand his meaning of the heart and soul, then deliberately said: "Master five, this is your wrong, I give everyone to find in the doorstep can make money work, everyone thank me it, how become my not?"
The fifth master pulled the fat man and said to me, "You still say? Are you really stupid and don't know that the real reason for everyone's illness is that you moved the ground that you shouldn't have moved? Let this fairy tell you what sins you've created lately!"
Fatty walked out at this time, counting with his fingers, "San Liang, we are also considered to know each other, not that I want to spoil your business, but you are not doing the right thing, do not know that the dead child Gang can not be moved? You want to lock the head of the village into a disaster ah!"
I pretended that I didn't know anything and said, "Master Fatty, tell me, what's going on?"
"Today I actually have no intention of passing through our lock-head village, see the entire lock-head village above the clouds, and a monstrous grievances to the reservoir from the side has been extended to the lock-head village above, this is simply an evil omen, within three days, the lock-head village is bound to be out of the big event!" Fatty said.
"Fat master, go, house talk." I hurriedly invited, the few old men were relieved, they were actually afraid that I wouldn't shut down the sand farm, and they couldn't stop the villagers from making money if they wanted to, in fact, they didn't know that the one who wanted to shut down the sand farm the most damn much was me! They thought that the good guy fat man, is the black hand behind everything!
Fatty into the house, I poured them tea after he said: "Now the villagers are obviously dead children Gang's grievances into the body, although now just a fever without any great danger, but the grievances into the body is hurt is the root of the human body, everyone is also the body is good to be all right, but after seven days, it is estimated that there will be a life-threatening situation, the body of the bad, it is estimated that not even seven days can not resist. "
So said, those few old people panicked, I also pretended to panic look, said: "It seems to be really my sins, that fat master, this thing you say how to do? As long as we can save the villagers, how much money is needed for the practice, and what things are needed I can arrange."
Fatty waved his hand and said, "Let's do it this way, I'll start the altar practice today, cloth talisman to let everyone fever, but the grievances into the body, so is to treat the symptoms but not the root cause, the specific needs of what, I'm trying to figure out how to do it, and at that time also need everyone's cooperation."
Said, of course, I immediately agreed, I agreed, those elders more nothing to say, to the fat man is simply a thousand thanks, can not wait to be the present living God to be up, in the old people go, the fat man quietly said to me: "Prepare three large coffins, I am useful."
Now I'm on the fat man's calculating means, is also admired by the body, even did not ask why, directly let the Luoyang fellows to order a few big coffins sent to the lock head village, and then the fat man in the five masters of the home to eat a meal, in the former production team is now over the village committee set up a big table, the top of the candles incense yellow talismans and whatnot, and then the streets of the village are all over the word, the five masters looking for a big real person, said to give everyone He's here to cure us all! And the cure doesn't cost anything!
The villagers almost every family has a fever, but to be honest, we did not take it too seriously, but how to say it, a few villages in the vicinity, on the lock of the village before the evil things, the villagers have experienced more, so the most superstitious.
Once I heard that there are real immortals to cure everyone fever, a time almost the whole village went, after the real Ho, how long have we not seen a real Taoist priest? Who doesn't know that the one from the Supreme Observatory is a fake Taoist priest?
Everyone arrived early, until almost two o'clock in the afternoon, Zifu Mountain real Liu Tianzhi only came late, grandpa's notes in the real He put on a soapy robe quite a fairyland, but the fat man this figure put on a robe buttons are difficult to fasten on the show quite funny. How to see there is not a bit of immortal temperament, but instead there is a stream of painting a tiger is not anti-dog feeling, fat man on the stage, looking for a few young people lifted a large water tank up, the tank is filled with water.
The fat man said to everyone: "Today I traveled around, passing by your place, see the cloud surrounded, know that this place is haunted by demons and evil, my generation of people cultivation, for the people of the world, today do not charge money, only for the accumulation of good karma, for everyone to get rid of the evil and solve the problem."
Said, the following is a sound of applause, after the fat man also does not speak, in the copper basin inside the wash his hands, back inserted mahogany sword, a hand holding a compass, footsteps on the seven stars, on the ground non-stop circle, after nine turns, put away the compass, hands holding a charm, chanting:
Three Qing ancestors in the above, today disciples for the people to solve the problem, all kinds of gods and Buddhas, but all hear, can help me, urgent as the order!
Finished, he danced that obese body, in place to play a circle, which is estimated to be true kung fu, looks like there is a bit of beauty, after punching, the fat man shouted: "Shout!"
Then stood still, hands grabbed a bunch of yellow symbols with a throw, to those yellow symbols blew a breath, this time the villagers have been silent, have looked at the fat man practice, those yellow symbols by the fat man's breath so a blow, have in the air without wind spontaneous combustion up!
It seems that this dead fat man is really what real skills ah!
Just see at this time the fat man drew out the peach wood sword, sword end pointing to the sky, with the peach wood sword waving rapidly, with the peach wood sword as the lead, the lead of the air of the fire directly shot into the large water tank, after the fat man panting the peach wood sword inserted back into the back.
One hand strangled knots said: "Infinite Heavenly Father."
At this time the villagers were fat man this hand are subdued, do not know who led, we actually kneeled down, this time the fat man said: "everyone can lead the water in the tank, one person a mouth does not need to lead more, drink the water, ten minutes after the fever can go away."
The next thing seems logical, under the auspices of the five masters, as long as the fever, one person to drink a mouthful of water in the tank, even if you do not believe in the fat man also drank, and so on everyone drank the water, almost ten minutes later, the crowd resounded with exclamations.
"The fever is gone!"
"Wow! My fever is gone too!"
"This man is truly divine!"
The crowd once again fell to their knees, last time it was if they were shocked by Fatty's juggling-like kung fu, this time, it was heartfelt, I was snickering beside them, a call to arms? At the moment, Fatty is a living god in everyone's heart, and he has the power to appeal to everyone.
After everyone knelt down, Fatty raised his hand and said, "I'm not hiding, although this water can reduce the fever, but it can't cure everyone's bane, if you want to be cured, you still need to do the magic deed, this mage, you still need to work together to be able to do it."
"We are willing to be at the disposal of the Heavenly Master!" The crowd almost spoke in unison.
"Fuck, absolutely!" I said darkly.