Chapter 14: Fatty’s plan

After I entered the house, I felt like a pissed off little daughter-in-law, huffing and puffing to the sofa and sat down, as if Lin Bachan was a parent. I said to him: "You say there is a Lin Xiaofan called your second uncle, I also call you a uncle, but you say this fat is not unkind, said the metaphysical matters, he is the Zifu mountain of the big real people to deal with it, other things are I come, but now dig out those children's bones, the villagers out of the matter, he slept on this side but lied to me that he was very busy, you say this is not the case, not to care, you say this is not the case. Not to care, you say this matter is not he unkind?"

Lin Bachan glanced at me and said, "He did it on purpose. Including what happened to the villagers."

I heard a little surprised, of course, also a little angry, said: "What is the situation? Deliberate? You guys pit me?"

Lin Bachan glanced at Fatty Liu and said, "Fatty, you explain it to him."

Fatty patted my shoulder and said, "Xiao Sanliang ah, fat master I'm a real person, of course, I know what you think, but think about it, I will pit you? This thing also blame me, originally decided to hide it from you, but since you are so anxious, I tell you just fine, then Xiao San Liang I ask you, in the village, do you have the power of appeal?"

He asked me this question let me froze for a moment, said: "okay, but the age and seniority on this side of the pendulum, is definitely worse than my grandfather, my grandfather in the village that is absolutely a call, but this has to do with it?"

The fat man said: "There is a relationship, the relationship is big to go, you also said, if your old man in the words, a call for a hundred no problem, you can not, which is the fat master I intentionally let them punch the brake still do not save them the reason."

I listened to the confusion, waved his hand and said: "What words can you say to understand a little? Just the three of us, what are you selling?"

"You do not rush, listen to the fat master I slowly tell you, because to break this feng shui eye, I fat man can not, have to rely on the villagers, that is to say, to break open the quicksand river feng shui eye, it is estimated that the entire lock head village people to form a formation to work." Fatty said.

"It is to rely on the villagers to save them now!" I immediately shouted.

Fatty waved his hand and said, "Don't be anxious, just now I asked you, how is your appeal, you think you can't do it yourself, right? After all, it's not the time when the old man was alive, right? You think, really to the formation of the time need to lock the head of the village villagers, you can really guarantee that you call them all over?"

I was at a loss for words, this is really a problem, I now call the villagers of Locked Head Village to go to break the demon, will they really go? –Thinking about it, I have to admit that there will be people who will go, but certainly very few, it is not that I am too much worse than grandpa's calling power, mainly because the times have changed, the villagers of this era are too much worse than the villagers when grandpa was young.

In other words, at that time to save He Xiaoyu need the whole village on, just say a sentence does not save is not with the handle of the men, women and children of the village will rush on, is to deal with the yellow noses so thrilling thing, we can also put their lives on, that is because the villagers at that time "silly" – silly simplicity, retained the villagers, the villagers are "silly". The reason for this is that the villagers at that time were "stupid" – stupid simplicity, retaining the goodness in their bones.

I think, now if anyone's family hit the evil, need the whole village on, I guess even if my grandfather is alive on the people will not be much, to see more people, this is the reality, now people are smart, but it is even more of the world's cold.

Although I think so, but I still do not understand the fat man on the villagers ignored and what this has to do with, on the hard-headed: "can take money to let them on, a person of one hundred dollars, to go to the people certainly not less."

The fat man heatedly smiled and said: "I knew you would say so, fat master I also thought so, but the feeling is still not reliable, why? How do you explain the reason why everyone is doing this? Locked village child this place, and fat master I stayed Lin Jia Zhuang really like, so how people think, I probably understand, you give everyone money to break the Feng Shui eye, I guess the villagers still think that the Feng Shui eye over there is what treasure it."

Fatso said I immediately do not speak, this guy on the human heart, especially the rural human heart of the matter is really too thorough, just when I came out from the lock village, really heard someone so talk: Guo family that small three two so many places do not dig, have to dig dead children Gang, is it dead children Gang have a treasure? –Yes, that's right, I have heard, he followed the Li Erdan in Luoyang is doing antique business, maybe that dead children under the Gang have treasure!

So then I seem to understand a little bit of the fat man in the end what the plan is, but still pretend not to understand said: "You say it, in the end what is the meaning."

"I let the villagers are punching the brake, and finally told them that breaking open the feng shui bureau is to save them, do you think this is the best way?" Fatty said.

I tsk tsk mouth, in fact, I just felt that the fat man should be so intended, and now is sort of the truth, said to save them to let them go to break open the feng shui bureau, which is tantamount to selling them also want them to help us count the money, I have to sigh this fat man with Lin Bachien, but also really smart can be, you say that I am surrounded by these people, how are they all so calculating?

I said: "Your approach is a good way, but is it too sinister?"

Fatty smiled: "These days, you do not Yin others others Yin you, want to break open the feng shui bureau, this approach is the best way to call you those horses are useless, why? The complexity of this matter is unimaginable to you."

"What?" I asked.

"The dead child post is full of dead children, this you know, the dead child grievances this you also know, just come to the sunny side of the dead, grievances can not be big? The most wonderful thing about this feng shui bureau is that it stops the reincarnation of the six paths, so that these children don't even have a chance to be reborn! Do you know what this means? That is, these children themselves just born to die on the angry, but dead on the dead, we go back to wait for the next opportunity to reincarnation is not on the line? But now they have no chance of reincarnation, that's a superposition of grievances, how long has this feng shui bureau been around? A hundred years! A hundred years you lock the head of the village child dead child countless grievances superimposed, if not the river channeling grievances, then the mass grave within ten miles can be forced by the grievances of the inches in the morning not to live people and animals are not peaceful! This is simply the most grievances! So this is a place you have no idea how difficult it is! And we have to rely on the villagers of Lockhart Village. Why? Because these people to put it bluntly, these dead children, all of you lock head village children's bloodline!" Fatty said.

"In other words, let's say, that dead child is your uncle, may even be your uncle, may be a villager's child, want to break open the feng shui bureau, can only lock the head of the village child to come!" Fatty said.

The fat man said my back is a little cold, hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Well fat master, I understand, you are the mountain people have their own plan, is that I do not know the importance of it, you say, this matter let me do what I do how to do, all listen to you, absolutely no second thoughts."

Fatty lit a cigarette, slowly said, "Now go back, tomorrow continue to find people to dig, despite digging, the more people punch the brake the better!"

"You stupid ah, everyone is sick who still dare to do it?!" I said.

"Add money, this is really to the time when money can make the devil push the mill." Fatty laughed.

His laugh, however, made me feel so sinister. -Knowing the origin of this, I said goodbye to the fat man, continue to lock the head of the village to rush, fat man these people's approach, in fact, are considered to give me lessons, I remember.

Originally I thought that people as long as they are strong on the line, but the recent things let me gradually understand, people are strong, is the brain, rather than force, one against a hundred generals and military planning who is more terrible, this is a very good distinction between things.

To the lock village, the next day I continue to find people to dig, originally one person a day wages one hundred and fifty, today the price rose two hundred! This time those feverish people are clamoring to do, after all, is not what heavy work, two hundred dollars a day is not a small amount.

That night, the villagers who went to dig sand once again all fever.

To be honest, to see the villagers difficult look, I really a little heart, repeatedly call the fat man to confirm that the villagers will not have things I dare to continue.

The third day, a day of work for three hundred dollars!

Fever people eat two tablets of medicine to carry a shovel on, and even outside the village of people are grabbing dry, but the man guarding the sand said , the boss is to take care of fellow townspeople, in addition to the lock of the village of people, who do not accept!

The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money.

Four days, only four days, only four days time, the whole lock head village almost no fever people, this is like a plague like instantly spread, this thing was even stabbed out, outside the rumor that a village moved a dead child post, dug out the bones of countless children, and then, the village people all high fever, seems to be the plague, because of this, the Luoyang side of the child have leaders! Called Chen Jiu Liang to ask what is the situation, Chen Jiu Liang did not explain, said I will deal with it.

Then the matter is not settled, because after all, there is no human life. And the status quo of China is, as long as there is no human life, it is not a big deal, besides, the villagers are happy ah, high fever is nothing? Take a few pills and nothing more, even if you come back to ten dollars to take a shot in the ass, a day to earn two or three hundred dollars, there is enough to earn.

In general, or poor, and then there is the farmers are really hardworking, almost do not want to give up any opportunity to make money, it is not doing anything illegal and disorderly things, with the sick to work more normal, the countryside children, where there is so pretentious?

Now in four days, I feel that the disease is also almost. This is to do in ancient times, almost a plague down, there is no war soldiers, so the fourth day of settlement of wages when I said, or not tomorrow rest day, we all have a fever, some say yes, some say no, but also said that the three or two bosses, this little disease is also considered a disease?

I do not know the fat man in the end intends to villagers sick down is no degree again in the identity of the savior, and did not dare to really say to the villagers to rest tomorrow or something, who knows the fat man the next day to come, and he came to find is not me, but the village of those highly respected old people.

And those old people directly brought the fat man to my home to block the door of my house, is to question me, which I should be called the fifth master of the man pointed at the fat man said to me: "three two, this time is not the fifth master I make it difficult for you, things have been done, the sand field you are anxious to make money it does not matter, but you always have to take the villagers' lives seriously, right?"

Fatty on the other side of the squeeze eyebrows, I understand his meaning of the heart and soul, then deliberately said: "Master five, this is your wrong, I give everyone to find in the doorstep can make money work, everyone thank me it, how become my not?"

The fifth master pulled the fat man and said to me, "You still say? Are you really stupid and don't know that the real reason for everyone's illness is that you moved the ground that you shouldn't have moved? Let this fairy tell you what sins you've created lately!"

Fatty walked out at this time, counting with his fingers, "San Liang, we are also considered to know each other, not that I want to spoil your business, but you are not doing the right thing, do not know that the dead child Gang can not be moved? You want to lock the head of the village into a disaster ah!"

I pretended that I didn't know anything and said, "Master Fatty, tell me, what's going on?"

"Today I actually have no intention of passing through our lock-head village, see the entire lock-head village above the clouds, and a monstrous grievances to the reservoir from the side has been extended to the lock-head village above, this is simply an evil omen, within three days, the lock-head village is bound to be out of the big event!" Fatty said.

"Fat master, go, house talk." I hurriedly invited, the few old men were relieved, they were actually afraid that I wouldn't shut down the sand farm, and they couldn't stop the villagers from making money if they wanted to, in fact, they didn't know that the one who wanted to shut down the sand farm the most damn much was me! They thought that the good guy fat man, is the black hand behind everything!

Fatty into the house, I poured them tea after he said: "Now the villagers are obviously dead children Gang's grievances into the body, although now just a fever without any great danger, but the grievances into the body is hurt is the root of the human body, everyone is also the body is good to be all right, but after seven days, it is estimated that there will be a life-threatening situation, the body of the bad, it is estimated that not even seven days can not resist. "

So said, those few old people panicked, I also pretended to panic look, said: "It seems to be really my sins, that fat master, this thing you say how to do? As long as we can save the villagers, how much money is needed for the practice, and what things are needed I can arrange."

Fatty waved his hand and said, "Let's do it this way, I'll start the altar practice today, cloth talisman to let everyone fever, but the grievances into the body, so is to treat the symptoms but not the root cause, the specific needs of what, I'm trying to figure out how to do it, and at that time also need everyone's cooperation."

Said, of course, I immediately agreed, I agreed, those elders more nothing to say, to the fat man is simply a thousand thanks, can not wait to be the present living God to be up, in the old people go, the fat man quietly said to me: "Prepare three large coffins, I am useful."

Now I'm on the fat man's calculating means, is also admired by the body, even did not ask why, directly let the Luoyang fellows to order a few big coffins sent to the lock head village, and then the fat man in the five masters of the home to eat a meal, in the former production team is now over the village committee set up a big table, the top of the candles incense yellow talismans and whatnot, and then the streets of the village are all over the word, the five masters looking for a big real person, said to give everyone He's here to cure us all! And the cure doesn't cost anything!

The villagers almost every family has a fever, but to be honest, we did not take it too seriously, but how to say it, a few villages in the vicinity, on the lock of the village before the evil things, the villagers have experienced more, so the most superstitious.

Once I heard that there are real immortals to cure everyone fever, a time almost the whole village went, after the real Ho, how long have we not seen a real Taoist priest? Who doesn't know that the one from the Supreme Observatory is a fake Taoist priest?

Everyone arrived early, until almost two o'clock in the afternoon, Zifu Mountain real Liu Tianzhi only came late, grandpa's notes in the real He put on a soapy robe quite a fairyland, but the fat man this figure put on a robe buttons are difficult to fasten on the show quite funny. How to see there is not a bit of immortal temperament, but instead there is a stream of painting a tiger is not anti-dog feeling, fat man on the stage, looking for a few young people lifted a large water tank up, the tank is filled with water.

The fat man said to everyone: "Today I traveled around, passing by your place, see the cloud surrounded, know that this place is haunted by demons and evil, my generation of people cultivation, for the people of the world, today do not charge money, only for the accumulation of good karma, for everyone to get rid of the evil and solve the problem."

Said, the following is a sound of applause, after the fat man also does not speak, in the copper basin inside the wash his hands, back inserted mahogany sword, a hand holding a compass, footsteps on the seven stars, on the ground non-stop circle, after nine turns, put away the compass, hands holding a charm, chanting:

Three Qing ancestors in the above, today disciples for the people to solve the problem, all kinds of gods and Buddhas, but all hear, can help me, urgent as the order!

Finished, he danced that obese body, in place to play a circle, which is estimated to be true kung fu, looks like there is a bit of beauty, after punching, the fat man shouted: "Shout!"

Then stood still, hands grabbed a bunch of yellow symbols with a throw, to those yellow symbols blew a breath, this time the villagers have been silent, have looked at the fat man practice, those yellow symbols by the fat man's breath so a blow, have in the air without wind spontaneous combustion up!

It seems that this dead fat man is really what real skills ah!

Just see at this time the fat man drew out the peach wood sword, sword end pointing to the sky, with the peach wood sword waving rapidly, with the peach wood sword as the lead, the lead of the air of the fire directly shot into the large water tank, after the fat man panting the peach wood sword inserted back into the back.

One hand strangled knots said: "Infinite Heavenly Father."

At this time the villagers were fat man this hand are subdued, do not know who led, we actually kneeled down, this time the fat man said: "everyone can lead the water in the tank, one person a mouth does not need to lead more, drink the water, ten minutes after the fever can go away."

The next thing seems logical, under the auspices of the five masters, as long as the fever, one person to drink a mouthful of water in the tank, even if you do not believe in the fat man also drank, and so on everyone drank the water, almost ten minutes later, the crowd resounded with exclamations.

"The fever is gone!"

"Wow! My fever is gone too!"

"This man is truly divine!"

The crowd once again fell to their knees, last time it was if they were shocked by Fatty's juggling-like kung fu, this time, it was heartfelt, I was snickering beside them, a call to arms? At the moment, Fatty is a living god in everyone's heart, and he has the power to appeal to everyone.

After everyone knelt down, Fatty raised his hand and said, "I'm not hiding, although this water can reduce the fever, but it can't cure everyone's bane, if you want to be cured, you still need to do the magic deed, this mage, you still need to work together to be able to do it."

"We are willing to be at the disposal of the Heavenly Master!" The crowd almost spoke in unison.

"Fuck, absolutely!" I said darkly.