Chapter 125: I’ll wash him tomorrow.

Bitchy man is really bitchy, hit to the end I have no strength, he is still dead, if it is not Mao Biqiu on the side stopped the two of us, I am sure directly on the stick.

Mao Biqiu stopped me down, directly to the bitch uncle to the side, and then from the arms of the Song Song's cell phone out, and then from the arms of the white paper out of a white paper, the white paper is written on the word. He said, "You just read according to the above, remember the voice must be thick and mature? Understandable?"

Bitch Boy Uncle nodded, Mao Bijiu explained a few more sentences to him, really afraid that this goods again out of any mess, but good thing all got the Bitch Boy Uncle's consent, this is from the call records to find this afternoon about two or three o'clock when the traffic police side of the phone. Handed it to Uncle Bitch Boy.

Bitchy Boy Uncle was very generous, took the phone, and when the other party was connected, he said with a great deal of bravado, "Hey! Little Li ah!"

A female voice soon came from over there, the female voice was good, very nice, she answered, "Brother Song? What's wrong?"

Bitchy man uncle heard the other side is a woman, but also secretly happy up, the side of music said: "small Li beautiful ah, today my side of the situation, my mother was hospitalized, crushed raw (sexual) fracture, the doctor said a long time a long time a long time a long time to be good, it is a big deal, ah, I can't get away for a while, so take… …take …… take!"

Bastard man uncle said suddenly jammed, then his head forward, carefully looked at the words on the white paper, and finally a squint, decisively said, "Second brother, these two words read what ah?"

When I heard this, I almost couldn't help but punch him again, I was afraid that he would mess up, but he didn't know the words, why did he nod his head just now when Mao Bisu asked him? This goods is also too unreliable, Mao Biqiu also be confused, and then whispered to him, "Information!"

Bastard male uncle, this is to understand over, to the phone beauty and chat up: "Xiao Li beauty ah, really sorry, just now my mother fell from the bed, I went to help a little bit, now it's okay, the doctor came, said in the crushed raw fracture on top of the extension of a little bit, and now it has become a crushed raw bone block, have to be operated on, I'm on the phone with you this time the purpose of the phone is to let My friend to pick you up ……"

"Bah bah bah, want to let my friend run you that pick up that monitoring information, because these days I have no time, you see can to it?"

The other side of the giggle up, I and Mao Bijiu then froze, thought the other side found what the end of the? The heartbeat accelerated at once, the result of the other side came to a: "really annoying, Song brother you are still so humorous!"

I was thunderstruck on the spot, what was that? Why does it sound so awkward? Nasty? Nasty? It's hard not to take a security camera can also pull out some gossip is not it? Then I heard the bitchy man uncle said: "right? I'm very humorous put, okay I do not talk to you more, my mother drink water, I have to go to him to buy water, today to find someone to go to help me get it. Use this cell phone to contact you!"

The policewoman didn't seem to find any clues, nodded, and then said a particularly gentle sentence that made both Mao Beiqiu and I couldn't help but shiver, "Brother Song has time to come to my house to be a guest Oh, there's no one in my house ……"

Bitchy man uncle a little bit of small exuberance, but also want to chat with this policewoman in a while, but the nano Mao Bijiu let him hurry to hang up, that is because of the fear of him revealing, words will be lost this reason or understand, but bitchy man uncle is not happy, said Mao Bijiu disturbed him to pick up girls.

I was on the spot, I go ah, this bastard still know girls? The good thing is that Mao Bijiu can guess the cheap man uncle's small mind, and he guaranteed that in the future he will find a woman 10,000 times more beautiful than this woman introduced to him.

When he heard this, his eyes turned green. Eyes are green, excited immediately want to cry again, but was stopped by Mao Bijiu, he was touched by the sparse, then said, "Second brother you are really good to me, but also with me to find a girlfriend ……."

After saying this, he paused for a moment, and then he said two more words, Mao Biqiu and I were petrified on the spot, he said, "Second brother, I've always loved a female star, he is beautiful and sweet, and he is also very red! In the future, will you find me one like that?"

Uncle Bitchy Boy was embarrassed at the mention of this, covering his face with a small shy look while speaking, Mao Bijiu was a bit curious, so he asked, "What's the name of that actress?"

Bastard male uncle heard this, more embarrassed, seems to mention his sweetheart, his whole heart soft as cotton, he shyly said: "She called Han Hong ……" said and covered his face and lowered his head shy up.

Mao Bijiu on the spot petrified, Han …… Han …… Han what? He froze for a long time before asking him, "Han …… Han Hong? Do you like Han Hong that style?"

The cheap man uncle nodded faintly, but he was already too shy to look up anymore.

I feel like I must have owed him in my last life, damn, so in this life, the old genius let him put on my side to torture me, since he finished that sentence I have to head has been, floating out of a great figure, lingering. In fact, it is not that I do not want to swing, mainly because I can not swing her.

Mao Biqiu glanced at me, then patted the shoulders of the bitchy man uncle, said in a serious tone: "Well. A person has a person's aesthetic style, although yours is a bit alternative, but it's not bad, in the future, second brother will find one like that!"

Bitchy man uncle was touched again, the two people ho talk for a while, before remembering the main event, according to the meaning of the Mao Beiqiu said that I went with him on the line, after all, to take a data with so many people is useless, of course, is also afraid of bitchy brother and play bitchy ah!

But the cheap man uncle dead do not agree, he said that people are he poured, why not take him to go, and finally said some of the no, even his eighty-year-old mother under the fifteen and a half year old son said out, I and Mao Bijiu can not help, if not to take him to go, surely will be annoyed by him to death, and then finally agreed to!

Bastard man uncle and clattering hugged Mao Bijiu said a lot of words, Mao Bijiu to do the right thing, doomed to not be able to do for Dad's wake today, but the rules side can not be extinguished, so Mao Bijiu from the bag took out three incense, lit, and then to Dad's statue of the worship of the three times, and then sang: "Shouling, Shouling, Shouling, spirit guarding the yang, to the incense instead of the relatives, for and the Yin Si, the dead is great, the three worlds as a family, today's action, the world, lonely souls and monsters, quickly with the Rakshasa, I would like to ask the six stars of the Big Dipper, the Big Dipper seven stars, I was ordered by the Supreme Goddess of God in a hurry!"

After reading this, he just put three columns of incense in the incense burner in front of his father's remains, out of curiosity I asked him what this is to do, he said that today, I and the morning research Lu can not wake up, but can not be nothing, so it is to use the incense instead of the two of us to wake up.

I asked him to have this trick before how not to say, he said the wake is a kind of the dead elders of the last send-off, to hold respect, do not want to give up, and the attitude of grief, with the incense instead of not false it, it is against the morality.

After listening to this I feel he said is not unreasonable, there is no doubt.

At eight o'clock in the evening, we went straight to the traffic police brigade, according to the information on the phone to see that this is the county traffic police brigade landline phone, so we ran directly to the county traffic police brigade.

Originally with a cheap man uncle, he had to drive his own car to go, but Mao Bijiu asked him a question, let us both feel that he is no longer suitable for driving in the next few months, Mao Bijiu asked him: "Do you have a driver's license?"

Uncle Bastard Boy was very rusty when he heard this word and shook his head in a hurry, then said, "What is a driver's license?"

I immediately stepped forward and asked, "Don't tell me you don't have a driver's license?"

Uncle Bitch Boy waved his hands with a helpless expression and said, "No!"

I fainted again on the spot, this bastard even did not have a driver's license, wait a minute, he did not have a driver's license how dare he get on the road? I asked him, "How did you get on the road without a driver's license? Haven't you been checked by the traffic police?"

Bastard uncle slowly pulled out a small book from his pocket, the front of the book is printed with the national emblem, the whole body is green, it looks very much like a driver's license, he said, "I have this thing, sister-in-law, do you see if this is a driver's license?"

I took it and flipped through it, and then I saw these words: "Global Driving Motor Vehicle License!"

I couldn't help but ask him where he got it.

Bastard uncle said from a small hutong do, that small hutong he forgot where, but the only thing I remember is that this thing is ten dollars three, his family still has two books. One is the Asian pass, the other is the African pass, but also said that once by the traffic police uncle stopped, but because he ate a lot of durian flavored pepperoni, the traffic police uncle can not stand on the let him go.

I felt a cold wind from the side of the blowing over could not help but shiver, eventually I and Mao Bijiu agreed that he did not have a driver's license is not allowed to be on the road, so this time it is the Mao Bijiu driving, I sat in the passenger side, and the cheap male brother is sitting in the back row, he sat in the car is still not honestly asked us this driver's license from where to do it?

I said: "Driving license is a credential that can drive a motor vehicle, in the traffic police brigade under the jurisdiction of a number of driving schools to qualify for the test!"

Bitchy man heard this deeply remembered, but also said that in the future must go to the test, get a driver's license, see him that way I really do not want to hit him, did not say much.

Not long after, we came to the county traffic police brigade, at this time because it is more than eight o'clock on the streets of the vehicles coming and going, there are a lot of people, and the county traffic police brigade is the same, the traffic flow is very large, it should be a number of off-duty public servants.

Looking far away, can see the office building lights are very dense, apparently we came quite early this time. A lot of people have not yet gotten off work.

Mao Bijiu from this neighborhood to find a parking space, then parked, then the three of us came to the door of the traffic police brigade.

Originally intended to directly call the police Xiao Li, let her out on the line, but the cheap man had to enter the traffic police brigade in the phone, I asked him why Mao Bijiu, he said that this looks grand.

The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it.

I know the character of the cheap man uncle, so decisively did not disobey him, but to let him into his own advanced, we do not want to lose face with him a piece.

Bitchy man is also bold, said into the into, let us wait for his good news, and then he swaggered into the action of the ups and downs of the very exaggerated, but just walked through the gate, the gatekeeper in the old man came out and stopped him, and then swept him a glance, may be the feeling of bitchy man does not look like the people of the Traffic Police, right?

Indeed, this bastard's costume really makes me have the urge to hit the wall.

The uncle's attitude was not bad, so he asked him, "Young man, who are you looking for?"

The cheap man uncle looked at the boss, then said disdainfully. "I'm looking for Little Li police!" After saying that he went inside.

But the oldest man went up and stopped him again, he said, "Young man please stay, stay, which Little Li police are you looking for? We have too many policemen with the surname Li here, can you tell me his full name?"

The cheap man uncle was soon impatient with the boss's questioning, and he said in a bad mood, "How do I know what her full name is? I only know that her surname is Li, and she's a female. She's pretty? Has she looked like the actress Han Hong you've seen before?"

The boss heart is very good, did not listen carefully to the cheap man in front of a sentence, he thought about it, thought half a day he did not think of any traffic police look like Han Hong, he wondered to say: "I work here for more than ten years, have not seen a look like Han Hong like a female traffic police ah? Young man, are you remembering wrong?"

But the cheap man uncle is a bull's-eye, he saw that the old man also do not know, simply do not in the nonsense, straight to want to break into, but the old man but went up to stop him: "young man, you want to give her a phone call to, we have rules, not again this office, the people are not allowed to enter."

The old man's words are of course limited to the cheap man uncle, otherwise every day there are people who come here because of the traffic to pay the fine, not all have to be turned away?

But then again, not to blame the boss to stop him, is really this pussy goods dress up too alternative, the upper body over a suit has been a little yellow, the lower body wearing a set of fashion fashion the most fashionable beggar pants, is the kind of rotten pants, the lower body wearing a pair of shiny cloth shoes …… Yes, is the cloth shoes.

Nima this dress up in addition to the mental hospital does not stop him, who does not stop him ah!

Seeing the bitchy man uncle to the theory of a three hundred rounds with the boss, I hurriedly let Mao Beiqiu signal to let him back, joking, in front of the traffic police brigade to make trouble? Unless living impatient, bitch man uncle reluctantly came over, while complaining: "This old man can be really difficult!"

I said, "How's that? I'm not wrong, right, I told you long ago to make a phone call first, now you're being turned away, right?"

Then I signaled Mao Biqiu still give that little Li police call it, Mao Biqiu nodded, from the pocket took out the Song Song got a cell phone, which is about to dial.

But who knows the cheap man uncle is still not willing to give up, die not to let Mao Biju call, but also said if he can not handle an old man in the future and then how to mix in society, so he talked to us about a plan, this plan is a moment he wrapped up the old man, so that the two of us to take advantage of this time to sneak in.

I that speechless ah, this has a simple way not to use, have to use this difficult way? The cheap man uncle is not a brain problem ah, just thought of this I can not help but pat myself, cheap man uncle is a brain problem ah, I really do not know who to provoke who today.

Eventually, in order to give the cheap man uncle a chance, Mao Bisui nodded to agree, but the premise is only this opportunity, if still failed to call, cheap man uncle nodded, a face full of confidence, let us look at the good put.

Then he returned to the door of the traffic police brigade, and I and Mao Bijiu still in the opposite side of a shadow to look at the cheap man uncle?

Bastard man uncle has not yet walked to the door, it is from the pocket touched out a bottle of eye drops, to the eyes of two drops, I and Mao Bijiu still do not understand what he wants to do? As a result, he covered his eyes, aigoo, aigoo stooping once again to the traffic police brigade.

The old man at the gate guard found him again and asked him through the window of the gate guard, "Young man, how is it? Did the phone call go through?"

The cheap man uncle's performance skills instantly swept the whole body, the cheap man uncle said: "Boss master, quick don't mention it, I just made a phone call when my eyes flew into a small insect, in which it is difficult to die, aigoo, you have to be kind to help me blow, okay?"

I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. Then he said, "A little bug? Where is it?"

The cheap man uncle pointed to both eyes: "Both eyes have, you quickly help me blow, you see my tears flow."

The old man is kind-hearted, as soon as he saw the eye drops clattering on the face of the cheap man uncle, he immediately greeted: "Young man you come in, quickly come in, hey how so coincidental, let the grandpa to give you a look, in the past grandpa in the countryside when also did two years of veterinary medicine!"

I and Mao Beiqiu in the distance to the cheap man uncle and the old man's conversation heard clearly, the old man's words, I poofed out a laugh, really cheap man uncle is too high.

Bastard man uncle look at the plot succeeded immediately followed the old man into the door post, but he did not forget to give us a signal, a hand on the back of the hook to indicate that the two of us can come in.

Mao Bijiu and I do not delay, directly straight to the traffic police brigade, to the door, but also heard the old man said: "young man you're not in the eyes of what bugs ah! It is the eye, you really should wash, our old family once a sheep is this harm blind, you can not step his dust ah!

The first thing you need to do is to get rid of it.

The old man nodded, and then the two of them went back to blowing their eyes out.

Mao Bijiu and I walked right into the traffic police brigade, yes, into the traffic police brigade would not have been a difficult thing can only say that the cheap man uncle think too much.

Into, Mao Bizui coughed, this is just said that the signal, he waved his hand is to let us go in, Mao Bizui coughed is to show that we have gone in.

Because of the fear that he did not hear, Mao Biqiu a total of two coughs, we have walked through the gate towards the office building, the bitch uncle also did not forget to buy us a little time.