Chapter 124: This is to put down the heart
Seeing that people have arrived, I was ready to go to the kitchen to serve the food, but who knows that the cheap man uncle sneaked over and whispered to me: ''Sister-in-law, this person is not a fool! I just showed him half a day and he didn't even understand?"
I was thunderstruck by his words, and since he called Chen Yanlu big brother, his name to me was naturally changed to sister-in-law, even though I disliked it.
But nah bitch man uncle is a straight man, can only go along, can not go against, in fact, I would like to say that you that kind of gesture normal people who can not understand, but in order not to hit him, I still said: "He is a little stupid, you stay away from him, don't be infected by him!"
Bastard uncle heard my words very seriously, give me a pat on the chest to guarantee: "Sister-in-law you can rest assured, I absolutely will not and this kind of person with the dirt!"
Hearing him say this, I was relieved, and then went to the kitchen to help.
Soon the dishes were all ready, I greeted Chen Yanlu, who immediately changed the topic and said, "Brother Song, let's eat first! Let's talk while we eat!"
Mao Biqiu did the same, getting up and making a gesture of invitation, Song Song stood up, telling the two of them not to be so polite, and went along into the kitchen.
The people were seated one by one, but I realized that there was one person missing, where was Uncle Bitchy Man?
Morning research dew is still accompanied by Song Song chat, I had to get up to go out to look for the cheap man uncle, just to the living room, I found the cheap man uncle is in front of my father's coffin to meditate.
Yes, just meditating, just like those people on TV, I went up and patted him, then asked him, "Uncle Bitchy Boy, why don't you go eat? What are you doing here?"
Uncle Scumbag opened his eyes, looked at me, then closed his eyes again and said, "Sister-in-law, that man is too stupid, I don't want to eat at the same table with him, or I'll be stupid! Sister-in-law you don't need to mind me, I need to purify my mind."
"……" I that speechless ah, this goods also too serious it, but the anti-wine this thing is he came, if he does not go this still how to instill people, so I said: "It's okay, that person although stupid, you away from him on the line! And have you forgotten what you came for?"
Bastard man uncle thought, and then like to think of what, suddenly realized like: "Big brother is to let me irrigation him, I have forgotten, you see me this memory!" After saying that, he immediately stood up and went to the kitchen? Leaving me petrified on the spot! To be honest, I'm a little crazy.
When he came to the kitchen, Uncle Bastard Boy remembered that Chen Yanlu wouldn't let him talk, so he found a seat far away from Song Song, and then buried his head and drank white wine.
I also sat down with, until this time is considered to be everyone has arrived.
Chen Yanlu saw the time was ripe and did not hesitate, so he immediately took out a bottle of wine from under the table, then said: "Today, Brother Song appreciated his honor and came to the small mansion to get together, I, Chen Yanlu, really have the honor of a third life! I'll have three cups first, just as a reception for Big Brother Song!" Said he drank three cups in a row, mom looked at the side also occasionally urge to drink less.
I do not understand the rules of this drinking scene, I had to watch from the sidelines, Chen Ranlu drank three cups, Song Song also filled a cup, said: "Ranlu old brother said this is out of place, I accompany you a cup."
After both of them finished drinking, Chen Yanlu complimented Song Song some more, the content was nothing more than some boldness and atmosphere, before asking Song Song to move his chopsticks.
After eating for a few minutes, Mao Biqiu came back for another round, Mao Biqiu three cups, Song Song also three cups.
All the progress of the watch is quite good, but after a while, Song Song obviously found that the morning research Lu and Mao Bijiu is in the irrigation him, began to refuse to drink, see the situation is about to be reversed, at this time, the cheap man uncle spoke: "Wine which have so drink, really boring!"
The voice was not too loud and not too small just enough for everyone to hear, Song Song froze for a moment, and then looked at the bitchy man, and then said, "How does this brother want to drink it?"
This sudden comment from Uncle Bitchy Man was unplanned, Chen Yanlu just asked him to make a toast. She didn't ask him to comment, so when he said this, everyone in the room froze.
Bastard man still a little wave also did not say: "drinking, drinking is a fun, how can be away from the boxing it? This way, if you dare to play, we on the boxing, I a person against you three, one by one, if I lose, I three cups, if I win, who's who three cups how?"
This is if the ordinary drinking, cheap man uncle this proposal is still good, but at this time but the irrigation of alcohol, which can still so many rules.
But I did not expect is Song Song seems to be very good at this mouth, and then a slap on the table, a clap said: "Good, according to what you say do, but we also do not bully you. How about two against two?"
Uncle Bitchy Boy waved his hand with an indifferent look and said, "Fine, just that person will team up with me!" He pointed at Mao Biqiu.
Song Song nodded, and then the two sides' paddling began.
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After twenty minutes or so, Song Song and Chen Yanlu both got down, and Uncle Bitchy Boy was still acting like nothing was wrong, his face wasn't red and his heart wasn't jumping. Although his team has Mao Beiqiu's, but Mao Beiqiu simply did not have a turn on the field, the cheap man uncle alone on the KO Song and Chen Yanlu.
I watched from the sidelines are dumbfounded, cheap man uncle rowing boxing is too good, even lost two games, the rest are Song Song and Chen Ranlu lost, Song Song to pour all the do not wait to stop talking. The only thing is that it is aggrieved by the research and study of the dew, but also be drowned down.
Bastard uncle looked at both of them fell down, which is like a sigh of relief, he did not say anything else, but asked my mom: "Auntie your family have garlic?"
My mom has long been his set of stunned, at this time to listen to the bitch man so asked, completely confused situation nodded, I can not help but ask him. "What do you …… you want garlic for!"
Bitchy man uncle said he wanted to use garlic to relieve alcohol.
Mao Biqiu was beside him and fell down without a seat. Use garlic to relieve alcohol, this is simply the world's strange ah, that is not spicy death?
But the cheap man uncle very persistent to garlic, mom had to bring him a, he is still too little, and let the mom took ten, and then one by one peeled, to Song Song's mouth.
Yes, he stuffed all the garlic into Song Song's mouth, and then he also helped him to smooth out his breath, he said, "Sister-in-law, you wait, not more than a minute he will wake up!"
I was still in shock and ignored the words of the bitchy uncle, but what shocked me even more was that in less than a minute, Song Song woke up! After waking up, the first reaction is "hot, hot, hot", and then look for water.
Mom was kind enough to point him to the faucet, and then Song Song got his face into it in one go, and then began to gulp down the water.
Bitchy man uncle saw this. Immediately succeeded in the plot of a slap stood up, said to me laughing: "haha, sister-in-law, you can now rest assured that he did not have two days is not able to climb up."
The original cheap man uncle, said the sobriety is to let him sleep longer ah, hear these I can not help but be a little surprised, if according to this time to see the words, cheap man uncle's thoughts are still very prudent, is not like the ordinary mental disorder patients.
Thinking of this, although I still do not understand the rules of this boxing, but still can not help but ask him: "Bitch man uncle, your boxing with who learn ah, look so powerful look."
Hearing me ask him this, Uncle Bastard Boy immediately pointed at himself? Determining that I was asking him, I nodded my head before he said to me, "Sister-in-law, this is something I learned on my own in the past, and it's not that impressive, it's just that I don't know if I can help, but Big Brother asked me to dunk him, so I must be asking me to stall him, so I'll just stall him a little longer! Hehehe!"
At this time, Mao Biqiu crawled out from under the table, due to the fact that he had just been thunderstruck by Uncle Bitchy Boy's words and slid to sit on the floor, so he had not climbed up.
At this time, he had just gotten up and hadn't even sat down before he looked at Uncle Bitchy Man with admiration, and at the same time raised his thumb in admiration, saying, "Jiannan, I can't see that you really have a hand in the drinking scene."
This is true, the cheap man uncle in the drinking field is really a set, from this I can imagine that he must have socialized a lot, otherwise it is impossible to be so familiar with the rules of the drinking field, so the example, it seems to coincide with the cheap man uncle before said open the factory.
But no matter whether it is true or false, in this regard, the cheap man uncle is more experienced than the two people Chen Yanlu and Mao Beiqiu.
The two of them dunked down, can not be put here all the time regardless, Mao Bijie volunteered and cheap man uncle one person carried Chen Ranlu, one person carried Song Song was carried to the living room on top of the sofa.
After that, Mao Bijiu and walked in, but perhaps in the way of the presence of the mother some words are not very good to say, so he signaled me to go out for a while, of course, I know that things have been completed, the next thing to do is to do the right thing, how to go to get the monitoring information.
So the moment will, will follow him out, mom also know what we have in hiding her, but she just looked at me, and did not say anything more.
Mao Biqiu and I walked out, in the living room of a corner of the mom can not hear, stopped.
Just stopped, Mao Bijiu began to go straight to the point, he said, "millet, I'm not going to sell you any more, you can see now has Song Song dunked, the plan has succeeded in half, the next thing we have to do is how to go to get the monitoring, I and Yanlu negotiated before, at present there are only two ways that can work."
"One is that we go directly to get it, but have to pretend to be Song Song's name to get it, otherwise it is impossible for the traffic police brigade to give it to us, there is another way is that we go to steal it, so that we can do it without anyone knowing, but the danger of this is too great, and even if we stole the information, there is no way to erase the original information, Song Song woke up two days later then can still see this information, so I feel that it is better to take the first method, let's take the first method. Let's take the first method, let's go to the traffic police brigade in Song Song's name to get it? What do you think?"
Mao Biqiu said the words, I have also thought about it, is not unreasonable, for the time being, then also can only pretend to be Song Song's name to go to the traffic police brigade to get the information is the best.
But there is one thing that I do not understand is that even if we pose as Song Song's men to get the monitoring, but there must be evidence ah, If not, who knows you ah? You say it is his men is his men? How can it be, so I hurriedly analyze, but also put my doubts asked out: "You say this makes sense, I also thought of the present is to impersonate his men the most reliable, but I still have a problem? How do we impersonate them so that we won't be discovered?"
Mao Bijiu seems to have thought of this problem, and also thought of a way to deal with it, I asked this question, did not cause him too much fluctuation, he still said flatly: "This is very simple, as long as we take Song Song's cell phone will be able to, but the premise is that we have to let him give the traffic police brigade to make a phone call!"
"Oh?" I couldn't help but let out a puzzled cry, then glanced at Song Song who was lying unconscious on the sofa, and couldn't help but frown. : "You see he can't even climb up now, how could he possibly make a phone call!"
Indeed, having someone who simply can't crawl up to speak as you want, this is simply teaching an animal to speak human language.
Who knows this originally in my this is very troublesome things, to the Mao Beiqiu there turned into a huh a smile, he gave a person's feeling that can be said to be not the slightest pressure, he said: "want him to help us is impossible, but really no, not a lot of fake is not it? Oh!" He finished a glance at me, but I still do not quite understand, Mao Biqiu and said: "You are really stupid, we can pretend to be Song Song to the traffic police brigade to call ah, anyway, it is also a few words, as long as the voice is not too big a difference, will be able to completely muddle through!"
Seeing his face full of confidence, it really gives people a feeling of great success, I said, "Can this work? Don't mess it up, and you have a candidate to impersonate him?"
Mao Bijiu did not say anything more, but just said eight words: "Bitchy man out, one tops two!"
After saying that, he smiled and went to talk to Uncle Bitchy Boy. I knew that he wanted Uncle Bitchy Boy to utilize his Bitchy Kung Fu again.
I also followed his footsteps towards the bitchy man uncle, only to hear Mao Bijiu sitting next to the bitchy man and said, "Bitchy man uncle, I have something I need you to help me with right now, it's about your big brother? Do you want to hear it?"
Bastard man heard is about the morning research dew, that more than anyone else, head nodded with the garlic like, said: "Second brother you say it? What is it?"
I was listening to the side of the clear, and I went a bit, this cheap man relationship climbed too fast, Mao Bisu when he became his second brother? I don't even know?
Mao Bijiu seems to enjoy the feeling of being a second brother, he nodded excitedly, and then began to explain the cheap man uncle: "A moment, I want to make a phone call, but this phone call has to be you to answer, you go according to my requirements, but the tone of voice should be imitated Song Song's tone of voice, imitation do you understand?"
Bastard uncle nodded, Mao Bijiu then said, "You just need to say a few words on the line, there is no requirement, just need to say very tough on the line? Can you do it?"
Bastard uncle face showed a difficult color, and he also scratched his head, I began to think that he could not, who knows he asked Mao Bijiu a question, this question to me on the spot thunder a scorching tender, he said: "Second brother, I have a request, I just imitate him, but I do not want to be him ah, he is a fool, I do not want to become him like that? "
Holy shit, when Uncle Bitchy Boy said that, I remembered what I told him about Song Song being a bit of a douche before the meal started? But? He doesn't need to be that uptight, I was obviously just saying it!
Bitchy man big brother looked at Mao Biqiu with a serious face, that look is about this issue is not negotiable, but Mao Biqiu how to know the exact meaning of what he said, and in the bitchy man uncle said Song Song stupid, I obviously saw him froze for a moment, he replied: "just let you imitate him to talk, do not need to be as he ah, you can rest assured that this, the second brother to take the personality to ensure that! !"
Bitchy man uncle then put down his heart, agreed to help, and then Mao Biqiu will not care about him, scrambling to go to Song Song got clothes to rummage through the cell phone, although this is a little inappropriate, but at present there is really no other way.
And the cheap man uncle is a breath of air ran to my front, said to me very concerned: "Sister-in-law, you and big brother today I'm afraid there is no way to round room, all right I will help you to take care of him, he and the second brother to sleep well on the line!"
I heard his words, dumbfounded, for a long time before he came back to the meaning of this sentence, angrily and angrily towards its head slapped, this goods from where to learn so bad, will not speak, what is called can not be with the big brother round room, with the second brother round room, if it is not to see in his IQ a little bit of urgency on the part of the I directly copied eighteen kinds of weapons chasing him to run all the way down the street, but then again, if it is not a problem with his head, he also wouldn't have said such an idiotic question.
However, the cheap male comrade was I hit a little and did not find himself wrong, but a face of aggrieved, that look as if it is going to cry, he covered the head that I patted, while asking me: "Sister-in-law, how do you …… how to just hit people ah, hitting people is against the law, beware of me to tell the police uncle! "
Hear this, I really endure him endure not go on, the universe instantly burst, even hit with a kick hit him for half an hour, hit my hand clucked all the pain, but he still does not change, the mouth is still bitchy want to pump him, and also just kicked him when I was actually called to me: "Simida, ya know, ya know!"
I don't know where he learned these two phrases, but these two phrases are very provocative of people's temper, not to mention women, so the more I heard him so called the more ruthless I hit.
Holding the attitude that today I must teach him a good lesson for his parents can not, also let him taste the taste of dare to provoke girls, so I went all out to beat him for half a day, finally he could not bear it, began to admit his fault: "Sister-in-law, Simida, I'm wrong, I'm wrong Simida!"
I paused for a moment and then asked him, "Wrong about what?"
Bitchy man uncle's sentence let me wildly whip him for another twenty minutes, he said, "I shouldn't have said ya know, it should have been you big eek mom die …… you big eek mom die! ……"