Chapter 11: The Big Beautiful Girl Who Knows Chinese Martial Arts
"Fatty, be careful, I'm going to hit the back of your head!"
I shouted, and my body rushed uncontrollably towards Fatty, punching him in the back of the head.
And Fatty didn't expect me to hit him at all, caught off guard, was directly hit by me with a jangling stagger, almost on the ground.
"Aiya mama ah Gao, you gaha ah you (northeastern words what are you doing), why are you still hitting me?"
Fatty was confused by my beating, and at the moment I was more confused than him, I said, "I don't know ah, my body is out of control, as if someone is controlling me."
As I said that, I mechanically swung my fists at Fatty, but they were all dodged by him.
"Someone is controlling you? I know Brother Gao, you've been hit by an evil spell, it's the puppet spell from the Maoshan arts, it must be that Orchid Zhang who used this evil spell on you."
Fatty while hiding said, and I heard really have this possibility, so the corner of my eye glanced over to the Zhang Orchid, and really saw the old lady is holding his small scarecrow to me to fiddle with it, how she moved that small scarecrow, how I followed that small scarecrow move, very evil.
I said, "Fatty, it's really that old lady who did it, so what do we do now ah …… be careful, I'm going to kick you in the crotch!"
I said repeatedly, and at the same time, I also kicked at the crotch of the fat man without mercy. And Fatty dodged again with a flash in response, but this time although he dodged my attack, he was sneak attacked by the two paper zappers behind him.
These two paper people in me and the fat man tangled when, even went to look for bench, at this moment in the fat man just avoided my a move to tease the yin leg when, those two paper people hand a master chair against the fat man's head smashed down, suddenly clattered, the chair shattered, and the fat man also shook, the brain also immediately flowed out of the two bright red blood, at first glance is the head was broken.
"Fatty are you alright!"
I asked in a hurry, but Fatty waved his hand at this, "No, it's fine, I'm immortal in my body, steel is not broken, this injury is nothing." Fatty forced calm shook his head, and I was hastily said: "That's fine you're quick to flash ah, you do not see I picked up a bench leg to hit you it?"
"What? Hit me. That's okay, I immortal in the body, a flash on the dodge over …… ouch!"
In the face of my ferocious a bench leg, the fat man is still there to pretend it, but he pretended in the calm, but also can not cover up the fact that he is weak, just now the two paper tie Yin Bing two stools have already put him Ray confused, although in the face of my bench he also avoided, but did not avoid, was my a bench leg to dry in the head, directly to his dry lying on the ground.
And at the same time, those two Yin soldiers also seized the opportunity, in the moment when Fatty was in the bottom, together with me, we surrounded Fatty with a burst of kicks.
"Fatty don't you say you are fine, why haven't you dodged it yet. You quickly think of a way, or else you'll be killed by us in a while."
I kicked while reminding the guilty fat man, and the fat man also stopped pretending, "Ouch, ouch, mama, Confucius is right, don't pretend, pretend to be struck by lightning ah, I'd better give Zhang team a call."
The fat man said, then I saw his butt up a rise, head in a shrink, made an absolute defense posture began to play the phone, to my admiration is the six bodies to the ground, this fat man is absolutely a talent ah.
"Hello, Zhang team? I Wang ah, ah ah mama, this basement is too horrible, more than three hundred paper tie Yin soldiers surrounded me ah, I killed more than two hundred, but in the end was still sneak attack, and Gao also hit, now he is kicking me, kicked me to death, you quickly come over to help me it. What, you can t get out of it, you are trapped, so what to do ah …… ah? Sister Xue is here? Let her come over to help, then hurry up, the phone bill is quite expensive, I will hang up first."
The fat man grumbled and said, to my thunder that called an external scorched tender, are damn what time, make a call for help he can ink so half a day.
However, although this fat man is not reliable a little, but this call for help is still very useful, at that time in the fat man hung up the phone can have half a minute or so it, the basement above the small dark compartment on the click was opened, and then a look can be twenty-two or three years old, the woman jumped in.
This woman seems to be Zhang team and Wang Dayi in the mouth of Comrade Xiao Xue, people look quite bright, one meter seven or so, goose egg face, phoenix eyes, eyebrows a little straight, like the legendary Hua Mulan.
At this moment this looks like Hua Mulan big beautiful girl jumped down, quickly scanning the situation in the basement, then rushed over to our side, and then is an aerial three consecutive kicks, directly to me and another explosive kick fat man of the two paper zhang people to fly out.
That's right is kicked out, this big beautiful girl don't look thin arms and legs, but seems to be a kung fu, and also very powerful look, kicked me in the foot than the special that foreign black women's strength are big, make me lie on the ground half a day did not get up.
"Oh my God, Sister Xue, you're here!"
Fatty see that big beautiful girl came immediately after the eyes bright, and then a flip from the ground climbed up, "Sister Xue I tell you ah, just now that can really call a thrilling ah, more than three hundred paper tie Yin soldier manpower a tai shi chair surrounded me a, that scene is simply catching up with the Guan Gong war Qin Qiong, but my immortal in the body is also not afraid of the danger, at that time, I was the left hook, the right hook, the left hook, right hook, directly dry dead two, the left hook, right hook, right hook, right hook. I directly killed more than two hundred people with my left hook, right hook, left hook, right hook. In the end, I also used the dog fighting stick method, the six veins divine sword, the Rulai divine palm, and returned my floating fist ……"
The fat man grumbled, simply a long serial ah, endless, but fortunately that big beauty did not listen to his hyped bull meaning, a wave of the hand to interrupt his words.
"Okay, just now the situation Zhang team have told me, you do not have a friend in the evil, this is Zhang team to give me the exorcism spell, you go to save your friend. I'll deal with these two papier-mâché Yin soldiers."
The big beauty said, after throwing a talisman to the fat man, she rushed towards those two paper-tied Yin soldiers and chopped them up.
Seeing that the audience had run away, Fatty didn't have the heart to continue bragging, and ran towards me with that talisman, "Brother Gao, I'm telling you, you don't have to be afraid, you've been hit by an evil spell, right? Zhang team this exorcism spell is specialized in treating this, and this spell also has the effect of nourishing yin and Yang, whitening and eliminating spots, detoxification and skin care. Even urine drops, waiting for urine can be cured ……."
This pussy and I inked up, so I was lying a grass, I said: "Fatty, you ink, my body can be up to dry you, you tune point line ah?"
I said all have up strangled this fat impulse, early to know this fat so perverse, I killed can not come to participate in this task ah, this force is absolutely the legend of pit dead teammates without negotiation pitheads ah!
And the fat man see me this eyes are fast killing, is also immediately closed his broken mouth, and then he broke my mouth that what the exorcism charm to me to eat down, at once I felt a warm current in my body spread out, and gradually on the body of my body that cold strange force to expel, so that I gradually recovered.
"What's the matter Gao? Did you feel that your waist isn't sore anymore, your legs don't hurt anymore, and it doesn't take much effort to go up to the fifth floor in one breath?"
Seeing that I was gradually getting better, Fatty immediately began to be foolish again. Causing a row of black lines to immediately rise on my head, I said, "Fatty, let's not talk about this healing issue, that big beauty is still fighting for her life, let's go over and help."
As I said that, I rushed up with Fatty and teamed up with that big beauty to deal with that Orchid Zhang together.
I have to say that our three great masters were simply out of this world when they worked together, although I was still beaten up in the battle, Fatty and that big beauty were still very powerful.
The fat man once again used his immortal strength, like a small brute, grabbed a paper-zipped Yin soldier is a fierce work, three or two times to the paper-zipped Yin soldier's head to deformation.
And compared to the fat man that big beauty is even more fierce, he seems to practice is the national art of eight trigrams chain palm, double palm continuous push, specializing in hitting the joints of those paper zappers, not a few moments to another paper zapper's an arm and a leg to fly, than the fat man's efficiency is still high.
So the three of us only used less than ten minutes at that time to completely solve those two paper-zapped Yin soldiers of Zhang Orchid, and just as we solved those two paper-zapped Yin soldiers, Zhang Qing, the old captain, also jumped down from the dark compartment.
This old captain's clothes were a bit disheveled at the moment, and there were a few wounds on his body, it was obvious that just now, when we were fighting with those two paper-zipped yin soldiers, he also experienced a vicious battle, and at the moment, he had already solved his own crisis, and jumped down to meet up with us.
"Orchid Zhang, you've been surrounded by us, bind your hands and surrender!"
Leaders are leaders, as soon as Senior Captain Zhang Qing arrived on the scene, he announced the final speech, but it made that old lady Zhang Orchid's face become ugly.
However, this old lady is also a stubborn element, although surrounded by our entire squad, but still has no intention of surrendering.
"Arrest me, you guys can't do it yet, no one can stop me today!"
That old lady Zhang Lanhua sneered, then saw her immediately biting the index finger of her left hand, and quickly drew it against that paper tie man in her hand, at once that small scarecrow in her hand ignited without fire, and at the same time, a thick smoke also spread out, a black pressurized piece of it, which caused us to immediately retreated violently for fear of being contaminated by this black smoke.
"Don't be afraid, this is ordinary smoke, no poison. Immediately guard the gate, don't let Orchid Zhang escape!"
Team Zhang's reaction was still very fast, knowing that this Orchid was bluffing to escape, so at the same time that the black smoke dispersed, he immediately reminded us, and then a group of us all rushed to the basement's gate position to defend it.
However, when the black smoke dispersed, we found that the old lady did not have the intention to escape, she did not escape when she released the black smoke, but ran to the large iron pot, picked up an iron bar to pry the iron pot to go, seems to be toppling the iron pot.