Chapter 154: How dare you do this to me
Not long after Mao Bijiu also got up, he also simply wash up, and then woke up Chen Ranlu and bitchy man uncle, I then the kitchen to hear very clearly, he was quite surprised to say: "You two sleeping posture is simply amazing!"
The morning research dew confused grunted twice, then no movement again, the bitchy man uncle seems to wake up, he was very surprised, "dig trough, big brother, you! You …… you even …… I trusted you so much, you even did this to me, you have to be responsible for me!"
Poof!
I just drank a mouthful of water instantly sprayed out, if I remember correctly, is that he held people Chen Ranlu, Chen Ranlu birdie relying on his chest again, how did it become people to be responsible for him? How to say that he is also responsible for others!
Not long after the morning research Lu's voice also came over: "Your girl's mouth water flow me a head, but also let me be responsible for you, negative your elm brain ……" and then everything was quiet, only heard a footsteps… …
Thirty minutes later, on top of the meal, I, mom, morning research Lu, Mao Bijiu and cheap man uncle gathered to eat, remembered that today I intend to take them to see Dad, I will again on top of the meal commanded down.
Mom heard after the reaction is obviously very big, originally she was eating rice, but when listening to my words, the action of picking rice came to an abrupt end, some heartbreaking look at me, inquired: "your father's grave and?"
I know what my mom means, probably in her consciousness, since my father was killed, there can not be a grave, will only be thrown into the wilderness, at present, because there is no confirmation that the murderer must be the suspect Song Song caught, my father's body can not be questioned, can only wait for a few days, I suddenly said that there is a grave, she is certainly quite surprised.
I immediately nodded, and then said: "This murderer is also a bit of conscience, she has taken the initiative to explain, she wanted to destroy the body to destroy the traces of the old man to the cremation, but may be a bit too much in the heart, will give the old man got a grave! The location of this grave is a bit remote, and then the east side of the Yanshan Yushan neighborhood, because there are few people, the murderer buried his father there!
After I finished saying this, I glanced at Mao Biqiu, and found that his face had really changed, he also looked at me, I guess he didn't think that Mao Xiaofang had also made a grave for his dad!
I smiled at him, did not speak, at this time, Chen Ranlu also spoke, he chewed his rice, while asking me: "uncle since there is a grave, why did not you tell us earlier, so that we are waiting for the murderer to take the initiative to explain!"
I said, "It's not that I didn't tell you, but I didn't have the time to tell you, I just thought of it!"
Mao Bijiu also spoke at this time, he said: "Since the old uncle has been buried in the ground, then we really should go to see, but buried there certainly not, he was buried alone in the wilderness of how to behave, but it seems that we are unfilial, this is in the feng shui mansion above is extremely unfavorable, can affect several generations, or find a way to relocate the grave it! "
He thought more, but also I am thinking of a problem, let Dad buried in the deserted mountains that is Mao Xiaofang afraid of revealing and do, but no matter how it is also considered to be in the ground, the roots of the leaves, but we can not think so, we are these sons and daughters sound, if the Dad thrown in that do not care about it I really can not do it, so we have to think of ways to relocate the grave, but in the end, Dad buried in where the best it I am also torn! But where exactly should I bury my dad?
Mao Bijiu said at this time: "Feng Shui is concerned about the gas, gas live Feng Shui good, is considered the first, good Feng Shui treasure to first look at the wind, in the look at the water, a good Feng Shui treasure can not often scrape the wind can not not scrape the wind, because if scrape the wind gas was blown chaotic, unfavorable, and do not scrape the wind can not be movement, the best is the warmth of the wind, not big and not small, and scrape the body again is very comfortable! "
"There is also water, as the saying goes mountain water Yanzhong go, empty mountains do not make forests, this means that a mountain if there is water, it will look very dynamic, plant and animal species and number will be very large, the whole mountain if the same as living, but if only the mountain does not have water, then it is what we call the barren mountains, barren mountains do not plant trees, not to mention the dynamic. "
"And the east side of Yanshan Yuya Mountain I have seen before, although there is a waterfall, the forest within the plant and animal species are also many, but he has to be too closed to the trend of the forest, the whole is an oval, in the middle of the no Hall, no case in front of the mountain, and no back mountain, this is then feng shui pattern known as the 'lone', it does not work! ，So the grave of Lao Jiu has to be moved, otherwise it will not only affect the generation of Xiaomi and Yanlu, but also potentially their offspring! ……"
Mao Bijiu learned Taoism, for the science of feng shui is also know, this I am aware of, since that time and then the kitchen to open a window mom no longer committed a stomach ache, our family has believed that these things, so the Mao Bijiu said, mom immediately anxious up, he asked: "that according to your view, your uncle's grave to move which is the best it? "
Mao Bisu a little thinking, and then said: "This, see aunt you, if the old uncle to be buried in the county can also be buried back home or buried next to the grandmother's grave can also be, but the county's cemetery is estimated that we can not afford to buy, I think it would be better to run once in the countryside, to go to the old uncle's grave to the old to be relocated there, after all, there is the old uncle's roots it, I mean, I do not know how do you think? What do you think?"
Mom did not speak, but looked to me, apparently again in seeking my opinion, mom is now accustomed to, before dad in the time of mom is to listen to his opinion, and now dad passed away what she began to listen to my opinion, I am now obviously the decision-making layer of the family.
I thought about it and looked at Chen Yanlu, then did not answer immediately, but asked him: "Yanlu, what do you think? Should we bury dad here, or at grandma's old house?"
Chen Yanlu is a very unmotivated person, hearing me throw the choice of this question to him immediately at a loss for words, he waved his hand, and then said, "You are the decision maker of the family, what kind of policy will listen to you, you decide it!"
I couldn't help but deflate my mouth, and after half a day's trouble it was back in my hands.
Carefully think about it, Mao Bijiu said is not false, to my family's current economic situation to buy a cemetery in the county is absolutely impossible, can not let Dad first in that unobtrusive and unobtrusive Yanshan to stay for a period of time, and so we earn enough money to buy a cemetery to, this is purely nonsense.
I finally decided to move the dad to the hometown of rural, one is to return to the roots, the second is that the dad grew up and the grandmother's feelings quite deep, buried him in the grandmother's side is also a kind of spiritual and emotional comfort!
My choice, mom and morning research Lu are immensely supportive, Mao Bisu also appreciated the nod, he also explained that we do not feel buried in the city some cemeteries even if it is good, not so, some cemeteries may be ventilated natura, buried there will be for the ancestor of the yin, but some are not the same, a lot of people do not know clearly to open the construction of the cemetery, the destruction of the natural environment, the same destruction of the spiritual roots.
Sometimes a careless, will make a perfect feng shui treasure land in a moment into a useless piece of waste land! So this is sloppy.
The pattern of an area is that way, you have to build a mausoleum on top of him, then the destruction is the local gas, the destruction of less words, may not feel, but if the destruction of more, that directly highlights.
The reason why Mao Bijiu is willing to let his dad's grave moved to his hometown, there is also a large part of the deep meaning here.
After everything was explained, we all continued to eat.
At this time, has been burying his head to eat the cheap man uncle suddenly spoke up, he asked me: "sister-in-law, you go to see uncle today as a member of the family, should be that I should also go, but I have something today, can not go!"
After I heard his words, I was quite surprised, he had something to do, what could he have? This goods here have not been no relatives and friends? How could there be anything, thus, so I asked: "You …… what do you have to do?"
Bastard male uncle twisted and turned half a day, a face of embarrassment said, "Today …… today Lunjia about the small Li police la! Shy!"
Morning research dew a mouth to eat into the mouth of rice, to the bitch man uncle spit out, bitch man uncle that big face all catch, face red, apparently choked, I really convinced, eat a meal even can choke in, really have bitch man uncle place only you can not think, no he can not do.
Morning research Lu violently coughed a few times, but also from the nose coughed out a few grains of rice, he said: "You say on, do not sell cute OK, small Li police? How do I sound so familiar? Could it be ……"
Mao Biqiu was also surprised, "You wouldn't be talking about the beautiful little Li police officer inside the traffic police brigade that we took the surveillance video of last time?"
Uncle Bitchy Boy nodded shyly, and Mao Bijie's snot instantly flowed out, and he sucked it back in like Uncle Bitchy Boy, then said, "Are you kidding me? You can get her on a date?"
"Why can't I get her on a date?" Uncle Bitch Boy expressed his disbelief.
Mao Biqiu skimmed his mouth, then said, "If you can ask her out, I'll eat all the rice grains on your face!"
"Seriously?" Uncle Bitchy Boy said?
"Seriously!" Mao Biqiu said!
"Good!" Bastard uncle a face of evil smile, and then took out his original price of 4999, after a discount of 199 love crazy six cell phone, and then open, fiddled with a few times on the hand to Mao Bijiu.
I out of curiosity, decisive neck to see, I saw the screen shows a few text messages, in the look at the recipient, instantly a did not sit still, down, Nima bitch uncle is really shameless ah, that note hit is also simply let me goosebumps all over the body, to see the recipient of the letter to fill in the, Xiao Yan Zi!
Yes, there is absolutely no mistake, because he had to note for fear that people do not know is the "Ring of Pearl Gege" also specifically approved a paragraph, Nima you think you are shooting "Ring of Pearl Gege" ah! Also Nima Xiaoyanzi, you think you are the fifth brother ah, you think your father is the emperor ah!
I can not help but in my heart to the cheap man uncle a good scolding, then once again from the ground to get up, and then go to see, see the first text message is: "You are crazy a little stupid, entangled to the end of the world!"
In looking at the little Li police replied: "Fifth Brother are you really Erkang?"
Bitchy man uncle added: "Qinggege, I am Fuerte!"
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Put so much information, finish reading, my values, outlook on life, social outlook, all five senses are messed up, seen messed up, have not seen so messed up, this small Li police appearance looks very cheerful, but also very sunny, twenty years of age, it is the time of vigor, coupled with its slender body, and charming cheeks, completely worthy of the kind of rich second generation Wang principal.
And look at the cheap male uncle, upper body a suit, lower body with a patch jeans, feet a shiny shoes, big flat head, a pair of phoenix eyes, more than thirty years old appearance, fifteen years old dress, the earth even if it is round, the two of them should not meet, and today …… I really want to raise a long sigh of relief, small Li police do you Lack of father's love well ……
The last paragraph of the text message is written: "Ziwei, today I want to go to the circle garden to enjoy the sun, I do not know whether you are interested in a piece to go ah!"
Yes, it's the Circle Garden, I think it should be the Royal Garden, but the word "Royal" is not written by the cheap man uncle …… He can't even write it ……
Little Li police returned: "Thanks to the emperor's love, slave family to comply with the imperial decree!"
After reading these, Mao Bijiu and Chen Ranlu completely dumbfounded, the two slowly raised their heads as if to see Otto Man's monster, staring at the cheap man uncle, cheap man uncle very proud to reach out and take the phone from the hands of the two over, and then very lovingly with the clothes this rub that way rub, hate to be able to rub the phone without the paint!
Then "bang" thrown to the table, with his tongue licked his face has not fallen off the grains of rice, my focus is not on his licking grains of rice, but in his cell phone, I if I'm not mistaken if the first second he is still like a baby, polished bright, but the next second even threw it directly!
Mao Bisu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he was never thought ah, bitchy man uncle actually can really use this extreme abnormal way to hook up to the small Li police, in her heart, so a goddess and decisively by the pig to arch!
Hate ah, hate themselves even put words so absolute, even forgot the cheap man uncle is all impossible into possible fork ah, this time can be really up to the sky, down to the ground no door, to really eat the cheap man uncle's face of the rice particles? But pull back, although the cheap man uncle daily bath, but also clean, but also can not go down the mouth ah, in the look of the cheap man uncle that look, Mao Bijiu would rather die than willing to eat the grains of rice on his face ah!
The cheap man uncle is not relentless, he hemmed and hawed and looked at Mao Biqiu: "Second brother, you see Lunjia's privacy have let you see, you should not also fulfill your promise, people can still wait for it!
I spit a mouthful of rice into the face of the bitchy man, I swear I didn't do it on purpose, I did it on purpose, it's just that this pussy is so cute that it's just outrageous.
Bitchy man uncle with a bitter face twisted to me, I looked at him apologetically, bitchy man uncle did not say anything, but suddenly changed his tone, said, "Second brother, look at sister-in-law afraid that you do not have enough to eat, and give you some more!"
Mao Biqiu looked at me like a fool, his face was full of disbelief, in his heart there must be a voice, and then asked me, why? Why? Why did you do this? Why did you do it?
After all, he still did not say it, but the skin smiled and looked at the cheap man uncle, begged: "cheap man uncle have a good talk, have a good talk, we are a family right, this is not appropriate!"
"We didn't think there was anything inappropriate!" Chen Yanlu and I were watching the fun from the sidelines, and jointly expressed our solidarity.
Mao Biqiu exasperatedly said, "Whose side are you two on, is there any bottom line left, please can you leave a way out!"
I and the morning research dew stole half a day, also do not say support him, also do not say deny him, let the cheap man uncle with an evil smile look at him, step by step approaching, Mao Biqiu while begging for mercy while saying good words, and finally then the cheap man uncle has reached his side, the next step can be forced by force Mao Biqiu when, he suddenly stopped again.
Said: "Second brother, this is what you said to fulfill one of my conditions, I Yang Jiannan is a very decent person, don't try to cheat me again! Otherwise I'll come strong!"
Mao Biqiu has long been curled up into a ball, a move dare not move, arm to cover the face tightly, that is killed will not eat the cheap man uncle face of the grain of rice, at this time so hear, immediately as if grabbed some kind of straw, he stretched out his hand, swore to the sky, said: "As long as I can do, not excessive, not illegal, no loss of dignity other things can be! "
"Good!" Uncle Bastard Boy was instantly agreeable, then he grinned and said, "Relax, this is definitely a condition you can accept, and it's not illegal, not excessive, and without loss of dignity!"
Mao Biqiu was a bit puzzled, he had already relaxed a lot at this time, and also had sat up straight from the chair, which heard the bitchy man uncle such a normal tone, and then inquired: "What exactly is the condition?"
Uncle Bitch Boy said, "I want to be your son's godfather and incidentally name him!"
He said this out, obviously in pulling the hate, I and the morning study Lu immediately quit, you want to say godfather he wants to do want to do it even if, but take the name Rong Rong sister but personally let me and the morning study Lu to help them to obtain, bitchy man uncle and want to monopolize, which I and the morning study Lu how can accept it?
So Chen Ranlu opposed in a flash: "Why, the name is what we do, why you want to steal our jobs!"
Bitchy man uncle hee hee a smile, for the morning research Lu's opposition to his resolutely is the pressure of the whole, he lying in the morning research Lu's ear said a whole lot, do not know what to say, but the morning research Lu's face is cloudy and uncertain, it is estimated that is not a good thing, and finally the morning research Lu seems to eat shit like, glaring at the bitchy man uncle, viciously said: "count you hard! "