Chapter 153: The Strange Little Li Police Officer
The three of us coincidentally looked at him, and found that it was in a deep sleep with its eyes closed, only to realize that this guy was talking in his sleep again, and no one cared about him, which was ready to go to rest, but the bitchy man uncle was fated to have a bloodbath today.
The three of us just stood up from the sofa, this is going to go back to their respective rooms, he suddenly and very wickedly laughed: "Hey, big brother, you hit on that beautiful woman well, I will definitely not tell my sister-in-law!"
Hearing this, my footsteps forward could not help but stagnate for a moment, Chen Yanlu also stopped, when he saw me, his face was full of unnatural looking at me, he smiled and said, "Oh, brother-in-law, you see the cheap man uncle is talking nonsense again! Let's carry him to the room!"
Mao Biqiu is also very cooperative: "Hey, this cheap man uncle ah, sleep a sleep are not peaceful, that what, small rice you go to sleep first we two carry him in the room!"
Chen Ran Lu also said, "Yes, yes, Xiaomi you quickly go to sleep, here we have ours!"
However, the cheap man uncle today was born with the two of them have a grudge like, the two of their words just fell, cheap man uncle spoke again: "Big brother, I lied to you for what, you April 15 that night sister-in-law let you hit the soy sauce downstairs accosted that beautiful woman I did not say to sister-in-law, I Yang Jiannan the most credibility, absolutely will not tell sister-in-law's!"
The moment he said this, Mao Bijie and Chen Yanlu's movements to help him came to an abrupt end, Mao Bijie looked at Chen Yanlu with a surprised face, and Chen Yanlu had a face of bitterness that had eaten shit.
I immediately thought of April 15th, which is the day before yesterday? The day before yesterday is to invite Song Song dinner, the home is no soy sauce, I called Chen Ranlu go to buy, bitch man uncle also followed, he two long time to come back bitch man uncle also face ate honey look, I asked them how to come back so late, Chen Ranlu stammered and said bitch man uncle in the middle of the road had to go to the toilet, just wait a while, at that time, I also did not care.
It turned out …… that the two of them were going to accost a beautiful woman!
This time, my hand immediately clenched out of the "creak" sound, a cold wind blowing over the Mao Bijiu and Chen Ranlu shocked directly hit a shiver, Chen Ranlu know I will be a bit of self-defense kung fu, is with Rong Rong sister learned, so he generally do not dare to mess with me, he also knows that I hate him outside of the womanizer, in front of my face he has always been a good Mr. appearance. He has always been Mr. Goody-goody when it comes to me, but behind the scenes, he is actually like this!
Mao Biqiu seems to sense that my mood is not quite right. Immediately played the withdrawal of the heart, said: "Research …… research Lu brothers, you are cheap male enhancement older brother, you have to manage him, I'm sleepy, just go to sleep first, come on!"
Finished, he spoke longingly patted the shoulder of the morning research dew got, and went away, passing by me when I also did not forget to say, "sister, underhand light, as selling brother-in-law a face!" Then went into the room!
"Hey! Brother-in-law, brother-in-law you don't go ah, brother-in-law!" Chen Ranlu see Mao Biqiu so unreliable first slipped away immediately fails, in his eyes I immediately became a void of fear, every second is not undergoing the torment of the mind!
Eventually Mao Bijiu or slipped away, I slowly turned around, face unusually angry staring at the morning research Lu, morning research Lu hit a cold shiver, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, stammered: "Xiao Mimi, you …… you listen to my explanation… . the bitchy man uncle …… said it was false …… false ……"
At this time, the bitchy man uncle spoke again, "Big brother, you are my idol, the idol of my whole family, hitching a girl can hide from sister-in-law ……!"
This time the morning study Lu learned smart, did not wait for the cheap male uncle to finish the words, he decisively went forward to cover the cheap male uncle's mouth, at the same time, but also angrily rushed to him, said: "Your girl, don't say, don't say it!"
In the end, you also do not say, morning research dew so a cover, cheap man uncle really is not speak, but I have no patience! Step forward, decisively a split-ring hand!
"Ah!" Morning research dew issued a pig-like screams, I got on the arm directly to its arm up, the morning research dew help up, then punched and kicked up, not oh violent, really this goods decisively in the challenge of my patience.
Chen Ranlu is not dare to resist, because he knows that if he resisted I will be more ruthless, while covering the head, while recognizing the mistake: "daughter-in-law, I'm wrong, I'm wrong ……."
Exasperating bitchy male uncle
I didn't pay any attention to Chen Yanlu's begging for forgiveness, he's the kind of person who will only be honest if he cleans up, so this time I'm very decisive.
Bastard male uncle woke up, probably because I hit Chen Ranlu action is too big, he rubbed his bleary eyes, extremely reluctant opened, when he lost his eyes into a slit to see me and Chen Ranlu, immediately came to the spirit of a pair of eyes wide open, a face of harmless appearance, asked: "Oops, sister-in-law what are you going to do ah? Why did you beat big brother like this!"
I didn't pay attention to him, but continued to punch and kick Chen Ran Lu without any effort, I know, although the bitchy man uncle just said dream words, but in my heart he just knows it, know it and ask me? Let a person very upset!
Seeing that I don't care about him anymore, Bitchy Boy Uncle still hasn't realized that the problem between us was caused by him, he looked at Chen Yanlu again and continued to ask: "Big brother, did you mess with your sister-in-law? How can you mess with your sister-in-law, you say you're a loser, it's not that big brother is talking about you! Women are meant to be loved, not to be messed with! Do you understand!"
Chen Yanlu simply have a kind of rushed over to want to bite him the impulse, Nima obviously because he caused himself to be beaten by me, he is still here pretending to be a good person, not only that, or this kind of elbow to my side of the corner, this let Chen Yanlu how can I be embarrassed?
I stopped to continue to beat the action of the morning study Lu, rested for a while, I have to say that this beating is also quite tired, only to beat a while, on the panting, not come up for air, in the final analysis, I am only a little girl, not much strength, if the change to do Rong Rong sister, the result will certainly be different, so Mao Bisui has been very honest. This is called having foresight!
I stopped and lay powerless on the sofa, because I wanted to know the ins and outs of this matter, so I asked Bitchy Boy Uncle, "Bitchy Boy Uncle, let me ask you, the day before yesterday when I invited Song Song for dinner and I asked your big brother and you to buy soy sauce, did you guys run into a beautiful woman on the road?"
Bitchy man uncle looks very surprised, his mouth is open to fall down, eyes are also staring like a light bulb, such an exaggerated expression, I'm really drunk, after the exaggeration, he is calm down, hard mouth, said: "No, my big brother and I bought soy sauce and then came back, where did I run into any beautiful woman! No no no!"
I said, "Don't lie to me anymore! I already know, just want to hear you say a word, if you if the truth I will give your big brother a chance, if you do not say, then I want to even you a piece of packing!" After saying that, I Teehan moved my muscles a bit!
"On what grounds?" Uncle Bitch Boy was planning to revolt!
I pushed my sleeves, then clenched my wrists, and my muscles exploded, I pointed: "Based on this!"
Bastard uncle did not dare to make a move, the corner of his mouth twitched, and then snot flowed down, he sucked it back, a frozen expression, and then he showed his original form, he pointed at the morning research dew, said: "Good ah you, big brother, we did not agree to keep it a secret? You even so impatient to tell the sister-in-law, did not think so have no credit, men talk about a word out of a team of horses difficult to catch up, you say you …… hey, you let my brother say what you good?"
Morning research Lu's face is like eating a fly, he has already been beaten by me can not climb up, lying on the ground, when he heard the cheap man uncle this irresponsible words, morning research Lu simply want to cheap man uncle to whack to death, his fists clenched, put all his body strength, but also did not stand up, to the cheap man uncle scolded: "Nima, that …. . that's not what I said!"
Uncle Bastard Boy, however, looked disdainful, he sat on the sofa and continued, "If you didn't say it, can it still be me? I'm just kidding, I'm such a handsome, people see people love, flowers see flowers open, car see car blocked cheap man uncle how will violate their conscience issued by the oath, tell sister-in-law these This is completely impossible!
Chen Yanlu is going to cry, to be cheap man uncle angry cry, his fingers trembling to point at cheap man uncle, mouth pursed bitter but can not say a word.
Bitchy man uncle again crossed his legs, a face of dangling and said: "Hey! Originally I was going to save you, I did not expect you to slander me, said that these days good people are not good when, looks like it is true, not only is the old man, the old lady fell down can not help, even this kind of thing can not cooperate! Big brother, you too let me chill! I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I can do this.
The cheap man uncle said and even sang.
Chen Yanlu tried to get up from the ground once again, this time he decided not to be silent, but to fight with the bitchy man uncle to the death, he used all his strength to get up and roared, "I'll fight with you!"
I looked at the two people at each other's throats, although the face still said they are very angry, but the heart has long been happy bloom, this cheap man uncle has to be cheap is really from the bottom of the heart, the bones through the sleep of a sleep can be turned out of the old bottom of people to wake up after a face that do not know know to be good people, really will let people's lungs are gas fried, no wonder the morning research dew spell death also want to die and he died with the same!
"Aiya! Ah! Big brother, big brother you are going to do what! What are you doing? Bastard man uncle instinctively from the sofa slipped down to the floor, holding the head did not dare to move, Chen Ranlu eyes reddish rushed to the cheap man uncle relentlessly fist up and down between the beginning of the greeting.
Chen Ranlu said, "Humph, if I do not beat you today even your second brother do not recognize you, I do not call Chen Ranlu!"
Morning research dew is really angry, so the men also ruthless, this is not to blame him, can only blame the cheap man uncle is really a variety of occasions all kinds of cheap are defensible, this time because of him morning research dew suffered a heavy P how to say that also have to be from the body of the goods to get back!
Bastard uncle while covering his head and screaming miserably, a moment may be some can not hold out, began to beg for mercy to me: "Sister-in-law, save me! Sister-in-law!"
I glanced at him, save him? I also can, but no longer get some benefits from him I am absolutely not out of it, I face unchanged tone of voice but to the cheap man uncle extended the olive branch: "save you can, but you always have to give me some benefits to, this exchange is considered cooperation, otherwise I have no motivation to save you!"
Bitchy man uncle did not even think about it immediately said, "Sister-in-law …… oops, if you save me. I will …… just give sister-in-law a free driver okay?"
I heard, immediately negated him to get this exchange conditions, I shook my head and said, "No, you even do not have a driver's license, to me as a driver will certainly have an accident, this condition can not be established!"
Bitchy man uncle thought for a moment, then added: "Oops! Then …… then I'll be a bodyguard for my sister-in-law, okay?"
I took another look at his current state, covering his head, screaming miserably, and also curled up in a small corner again, a pus of a goat, let him be my bodyguard or I'll be his bodyguard, so I also shook my head, "No way! You are too weak to be a bodyguard!"
Bastard uncle is really no trick, and then said with a bitter face, "Then I'll tell you all about my big brother's private life, okay?"
I immediately heard, immediately came to interest, this good ah, although I and Chen Ranlu now basically every day together, but there is always busy time, that time Chen Ranlu do what I do I do not know, and bitchy man uncle basically with the worm as a day in addition to sleep on the day has been in a piece of the morning with the morning Ranlu, so he must know all the things of the morning Ranlu, so I immediately hit the ground running and said: "This is good! This is good, deal deal deal!"
But when I finished this, only to find a very bizarre situation, the morning study Lu beat the cheap man uncle scene no longer, the cheap man uncle do not know when has sat on the sofa, behind there are people waiting, and then take a closer look, this is not the morning study Lu and who is it, only to hear at this time to the morning study Lu said: "brother, just brother wrong, should not hit you, are brother wrong, brother has a mistake! When the day breaks, brother will take you downstairs to eat small dumplings, drink eight treasure congee, you don't want to be angry with brother, okay?"
After listening to his words, my values instantly messed up, in looking at the cheap man uncle, seems to not buy it, he rubbed his face, and then said under his breath: "Humph, on the small dumplings want to buy me off? How can that be? I, Yang Jiannan, am not the kind of person who forgets what's right and what's right!"
Just when I wanted to use this as an opportunity to take advantage of the situation and find a way to bring Uncle Bitchy Man back, I heard Uncle Bitchy Man say, "If it's not the steamed dumplings, then everything is off the table!"
I was like, "Oh, my God. Did you just say that to a pig? Chen Yanlu is very good at pleasing, while giving the cheap man uncle shoulder massage back, while patting the horse's ass!
Seeing the two of them now this way, I was thinking that the possibility of taking advantage of the situation is not very big, but this also makes me full of curiosity, Chen Yanlu's private life in the end what is it like in order to let him instantly from the anger to the present servant appearance, in the future there is a chance to be sure to the cheap man uncle to dig over.
Thinking of this, and then look to the two of them pro with the family as well, I know today is no chance, so I grunted, then turned toward me and the morning research Lu's large bedroom and went, into the room, I looked at the time, already five o'clock, through the living room window has been able to clearly see the eastern sky rose up the belly of the fish, a night of no sleep, feel very tired.
Today and want to take mom and morning research dew to dad's cemetery to see, so it is best to raise the spirit, mom has been sleeping , I also do not delay, simply undressed on the bed will sleep, as for the morning research dew and the cheap man uncle how I am not mind to care again, but I can be sure that the morning research dew this time do not want to go on my bed … … …
A sleep without words ……
When I woke up, already more than nine o'clock in the morning, the sky outside has been bright, the air is everywhere floating in the car roar, as well as the crowd of people bustling sound of talking, walking sound.
A year's plan is in the spring, a day's plan is in the morning, the morning is always the busiest time, but also the beginning of the day, where people are in the vitality and tireless running around, in order to live a good life and work tirelessly, I will not be an exception, and will soon be joining the busy crowd in the middle of the ……
Simply wash up, I changed a piece of clothing out the door, came to the living room, found that the kitchen has rung the oil in the boiling hot only when the sound of the explosion, obviously is the old mother in the get up and prepare breakfast!
In the living room sofa under a bed quilt, a person's head and a person's feet exposed, I went up to take a closer look, only to realize that this which is a person, clearly is two people, morning research dew and cheap man uncle? The two of them actually did not go back to sleep but squeezed on the sofa.
Two people sleeping posture, I really do not dare to praise, cheap man uncle holding the morning research dew while snoring slightly, while drooling, the morning research dew hair are soaked, while the morning research dew posture is very shy and enchanting lying in the cheap man uncle's arms.
Yes, put me see when the five senses all destroyed, have to say not to say that this posture is too harsh, I thought again was twisted, can only call them a living pair of good gay friends ……
Due to too harsh, I did not go to see more, because I am afraid of ruining the eyes, and then do not bother with the two, to the kitchen to help mom cook.
Mom saw me get up, but also did not forget to urge me how not in more sleep, I said not sleepy, to help you, mom said to do a meal what need to help, you go out, here the smell of fumes is too thick!
Any mother is like this, would rather suffer themselves than want their own children to follow their own suffering, the greatness of mother's love with vocabulary is simply can not be described! It's too pale!