Chapter 61: Heaven’s Might
Something mustn't happen! This is the grandfather's thoughts at that time, this thing is not easy to fall a complete, just one step short of the spoils of the ship how is it? Everyone also looked up at the sky, who have found the sky of the strange, but who would have thought that this is actually God on this matter to block?
"Master He, no matter what, you have to stop it!" Grandpa grabbed Realist He's arm and said.
"Ghosts marry their wives, with a yin marriage and burial coffin is good, Li Bold this is his own to find trouble, God stops them, what can I do?" He Zhenran frowned.
Grandpa is also a burst of chagrin, Li Bold this alive is also a pauper, this dead play tail maggots, you say a simple thing, you get so complicated for what? Now the gods are not happy, how can we do? He real people have no way, grandfather even more no, can only dry anxious secretly pray.
"Don't be anxious, success or failure, it depends on their destiny." Real Person He said with a sigh.
The procession to welcome the bride seems to have not realized the upcoming danger, still continue to walk lively, Li Guofeng's joy everyone can feel, the wedding is not also meaningful to a man? Grandpa did not know what this upcoming obstruction of the heavens was, and looked blearily at the sky.
Instead of the imagined apocalypse like lightning and thunder, it rained, not too big and not too small, this is the second rain of this winter, grandpa was instantly baffled, pulling He Zhenzhen laughed: "He Zhenzhen, your old talk can be really startling these days, it should be raining, just rain, it is also called the Lord disagrees? I thought it was going to be struck by lightning! Rain is also a matter?"
With an ugly face, He Zhenran pointed at the procession to welcome the bride and said, "Look for yourself."
Grandpa followed He Zhengen's finger to see, in fact, do not even need He Zhengen pointed, the crowd has already resounded with alarm shouts, rain on the head of the procession to welcome the bride, the first to fall, is Li Guofeng's high head horse.
The horse saw the rain, instantly fell apart, Li Guofeng fell to the ground, looks very lousy, followed by the sedan chair all of a sudden in pieces, inside the bride Shui Ruo also rolled down to the ground.
It was almost like a chain reaction, the clothes on Li Guofeng's body also began to rot away, revealing his birthday suit and that ghostly pale face.
This was so good, how was it ruined by the rain! Everyone was stunned and so was grandpa, he was incoherent as he pulled Realist He and said, "Realist He, what the fuck is going on?!"
Grandpa's greatest fear and worry still came!
"Morechen, you forgot, the things of the dead, are paper mache, available in the netherworld, at this time he used the things of the netherworld for the yangworld, when the paper mache meets water, won't it instantly fall apart? This is still water, if it is thunder and lightning, all at once split down, all to burn away ah!" Mr. He said.
Grandpa then reacted, Li Guofeng's high horse, but is not the time of Sanqi when Xiu'e burned for his master three? That was a paper mache horse! For a moment, he was really disoriented.
Li Guofeng's wedding party was also confused by the sudden rain, suona sound stopped not to mention, Li Guofeng looked at the bride fell to the ground, even froze there.
The rain was just a burst, just a burst of rain, let this seemingly very rehearsal wedding instantly turned into a farce, and after the rain stopped, the reddish clouds, began to emerge muffled thunder and lightning, grandpa's most feared thing is finally coming.
"Is God being a douchebag? The three ghosts of the Li family didn't strike thunder when they were evil, but now that it's not easy to fucking fix it it's coming to mess things up? Afraid we'll have two days of peace aren't we?!" Grandpa was about to yell at this point.
"Reinforcement minister, the heavens can't be honored or deceived, don't talk nonsense." Immortal He drank and looked at the sky with a grave expression.
"God Fairy He, what time is it? Okay, I said something wrong I deserve to die, you must not let the thunder split Li Guofeng, otherwise Locked Head Village'er will never have peace!" Grandpa was so anxious that he was on the verge of crying.
The words have just fallen, the clouds in the middle of a thunderbolt instantly split down, the right position, it is standing there in a daze Li Guofeng.
Grandpa face are scared white, to split dead you fucking split dead Li family three mouth a don't stay, this only split dead one might as well not split dead is not it? He was worried about Li Guofeng, but fortunately, Li Guofeng jumped away when the lightning was about to strike him.
Li Guofeng is a ghost, but this time, the one who dealt with him, not He Zhenzhen but God, under the might of heaven are all ants! The lightning and thunder made everyone almost fall to their knees, the people were better off, those in the welcoming party and even including Li Guozhong had fallen to their knees in fear!
Thunder and lightning are yang, ghosts are yin, how can they not be afraid?
Seeing another lightning in the clouds is brewing, Li Guofeng has been scared to hide do not know to hide, grandpa anxiously pulling He Zhenran said: "He Xian, you old man is to hurry to think of a way ah!"
He Zhenran looked at the sky, suddenly knelt down, hands holding a peach wood sword, voice like a bell shouted: "Supreme Observatory He Anxia, kneeling to ask the immortal to open the grace!"
Grandpa a look at the He real position, immediately follow the gourd to kneel down and shouted: "Locked village children Guo Gengchen, kneeling to ask the Immortals to open grace ah!"
But this one thunder and lightning, still brewing, the clouds did not have the slightest sign of dispersal, Grandpa asked He Zhenzhen said: "God will give us face?"
"Obviously not." Real He said.
And at this time, Real Person He shouted, "The thunder that cuts down ghosts doesn't split people, protect them with people!"
After saying that, he pulled his grandfather and ran over to Li Guofeng, the two people blocking the body of the one thunder at this time to split down in a smooth way! Grandpa was about to wet his pants! This is to carry the thunder on behalf of the ghosts, motherfucker He Zhenzhen, how do you not ask me whether I agree or not?
After a few seconds, grandpa didn't feel struck by the thunder, but only saw a big pit next to him, obviously He Zhenran was right this time. The thunder that beheads ghosts didn't strike people, and changed its path when it was about to strike. Grandpa kicked Li Guofeng and scolded, "You son of a bitch still don't hurry to carry your daughter-in-law and run away?"
This kick woke up Li Guofeng, he rushed over to pick up the body, the onlookers of the villagers reacted, everyone ran over to the wall of people to protect the bridegrooming team before, has been to send them to the white fog.
Li Guofeng turned back and waved his hand at everyone.
Grandpa breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Damn, luckily nothing happened."
He Zhenren looked up at the sky, that black cloud in the sky gradually dispersed, but he but his frown deepened, he sighed and said, "More Chen, maybe our bigger trouble is only coming now, the heavenly authority cannot be violated. Ai!"
Grandpa didn't take it seriously and laughed, "How big of an official does the heavens have to be to have a general understanding of us? Besides, we're not helping the ghosts, we're helping ourselves. If God has eyes, he'll definitely know what we're going through."
"I hope so." He Zhenran sighed.
–Everyone looked at the couple is considered to have escaped, but also very happy, and then asked about those sedan chair ah paper horse ah ah the rain will rot because they are paper mache, I do not know how many family members sleepless nights that night.
Our side of the rules are three seven to burn paper people paper horse, but because of the old, there are people are lazy so did not burn, we did not know that this thing can really receive, and now know that the deceased can be used, have stayed up all night to tie paper people.
A variety of all kinds of paper, paper people, paper horses, paper houses, paper money, these things are not worth money, if the deceased loved ones can really use, that is also a kind of comfort is not it?
– – He said the real heavenly authority can not be violated, violated the heavenly authority what punishment did not come, but there is something else, this thing is also related to the people tied paper people and paper horses. And this time to get into trouble, even the village doctor Ma Lao bi.
This horse old partial year in his father and mother passed away, Sanqi did not burn paper people, last night after witnessing that thought to make up for it, but also considered filial piety, so the night to tie a little paper people, although at the time in the lock of the village, so much to accumulate down the old and the broken four have become a piece of paper, the horse old partial or think of taking advantage of the time when there are fewer people to go to their parents to burn on. What if they are caught in a typical case?
So he woke up early to go to his parents' grave, to say that it is also a coincidence.
If Ma Laoyi did not go so early.
If Ma Laobian's parents' graves are not near the Li family's graves.
If Ma Laoyi hadn't passed near the graves of the three Li family members, but had taken a different route, it wouldn't have happened.
But there were no ifs.