Chapter 9: Going to the Ghost Banquet
In the dream, these three people are not dead, with the living, grandpa even forgot the fact that they have died, and gladly went to the appointment, and so on the place, a few people a few cups of wine under the belly, Li Doudou glared and said: "Guo Gengchen, you these days on Xiu'e and their mothers and wives, I can see, really good, the old man is not stupid, know that you are afraid of the old man to find your trouble, so Acting to Lao Zi see is not it?"
Being Li Bold so asked, the dream of the grandfather suddenly woke up, only then realized that the father and son of the three have died, they are in a dream to go to the ghost feast! Panicked to escape, Li bold a wink, his two sons held down the grandfather pressed on the wine table, the grandfather panicked and begged for mercy, knowing that this is a dream is not real, but dead or alive is to wake up, in the dream anxious to pee his pants.
"Guo Gengchen, usually is not very powerful, how time is so weak? Do not do sad things without fear of ghosts knocking on the door, you also know that the tree felling thing sorry old man three? Come on, don't be afraid, I didn't ask you to come for a drink today because I'm not looking for trouble. Xiu'e was right when she said that we're dead, so we have to let them live. I'll ask you this, if I didn't ask you for trouble, would you have treated Xiu'e and her family as well as you have these past two days? Of course, I do not ask every day you provide them with big fish and meat, as long as you take good care of them, take care of them with all your heart." Li Bold said.
"Uncle Bold, you don't worry, this matter I even minister to do what I say." Grandpa assured. Because of the rush, bold uncle are called out, according to the generation, Li Bold is indeed grandfather's uncle generation.
"That into, I will spare you this time, more Chen ah, you what people I also understand, in fact, I also know, cut down the tree that matter is not you want to harm me, it is your heartless, but also blame myself, these two days you do so I know that you are in the act, today watched you to come, is to let you talk to Guozhong, if he forgave you, then forget about it, if he does not forgive you, it can not be helped. " Li Doudou said, took his youngest son out of this "room". The whole room was left with Grandpa and Li Guozhong.
Li Guozhong long thick eyebrows and big eyes, immediately toasted grandpa a glass of wine, first dry as a toast: "more Chen brother you don't be afraid, today I leave you here, is to talk to you about something else, my father thought that looking for your trouble is a matter of course, but I feel that you're not easy, first of all, for this period of time to trouble you to say sorry."
"It's fine, it's fine, what's a family member talking about two families?" Grandpa said, Li Guozhong gave him the feeling that he was still like a "human being" not like a ghost.
"But since the trouble, I also have the cheek to trouble the old brother one thing, this is what I'm attached to the can't let go of, this thing old brother if you help me, you can rest assured that in the future my father is looking for things, I absolutely stop him. We this cause and effect, also counted to understand, you also counted to help me a favor." Li Guozhong said.
"Big brother, you say, as long as brother can do, I absolutely do, not say two words." Grandpa said. At this time, Grandpa's mind was only thinking of making this matter good, and Li Guozhong said this, not as if he was going to make any extraordinary demands.
"More Chen brother, are not outsiders, then I also do not circle, say a word that everyone understands, I am not on earth now, this is my own fault, but I am most attached, is Xiu'e with two eggs and their mother and two, Xiu'e is a good daughter-in-law I do not say anything, on the two eggs of this matter, three half-coffins, three deaths and one disability, two eggs into the present this way, this is the only one bloodline of my Li family, you think this child is a good daughter-in-law, I will not say anything, on two eggs this matter, three half-coffins, three deaths and one disability, two eggs into this way, this is my Li family's only He's the only bloodline in my family. Do you think he'll be able to find a daughter-in-law after he's like this? If he lives and looks so scary and can't get a daughter-in-law, then is my Li family completely extinct?" Li Guozhong said.
He said this sentence let grandpa speechless, in fact, two eggs from the time of discharge from the hospital when people began to discuss this matter, because two eggs without half of the face, long that is very appalling, that era are poor, there is no rich can get a daughter-in-law, basically grow into such a life is considered to be wasted. Everyone discusses is two eggs grow up certainly hit bare sticks.
"So what do you mean?" Grandpa asked.
"Help Erdan find a marriage, we three masters thank you for your great kindness. Whether he is crippled or stupid, at least find him a daughter-in-law, don't let my Li family break the flame." After Li Guozhong finished speaking, he actually knelt down to his grandfather.
Grandpa naturally rushed to assist him, scratching his head for a while, he said, "When Erdan grows up, I will naturally try my best to help him find a daughter-in-law, but now this doll is still so small, what should I do? Isn't it a bit early to say this?"
"The fixed door doll marriage, this thing is done, not to say the two do not owe words, my master three thank you, can not do, my father that temper, you also know." Li Guozhong said, this sentence said grandfather is quite difficult to do, soft and hard, do not agree? Then you wait for death.
"I try my best." Grandpa said.
"Then I'll drag this matter to you, old brother, it's late, please go back, after the rooster crows, you won't be able to return." Li Guozhong waved his hand, grandpa only felt a burst of heavenly rotation, all of a sudden he sat up from the bed, it was almost three or four o'clock, grandma was holding my father, looking at grandpa worriedly from the side. Grandpa touched his forehead, only to feel covered in cold sweat.
"What's wrong with you?" Grandma asked.
"Nothing, had dinner with a ghost." Grandpa put on his clothes to go to find He Zhenzhen, said today this thing, not to mention Li Erdan this age is small, no father, on that look, is a doll marriage, now also absolutely no one wants to go to the booking. He promised at that time, now is absolutely no way.
Grandpa opened the door, found He Zhenzhen already do not know when in the courtyard sitting, next to the Feng Daniu is lying on the ground, the mouth is still out of the foul-smelling black water, see grandpa out, He Zhenzhen dangling dry pouch said: "with the three of them to talk about it, right? This is not, Li Bold has been under the body of Feng Da Niu, daybreak, Da Niu woke up."
Grandpa patted his thighs and said, "He Zhenran, I have gone to a ghost feast today, not to mention, that Li Guozhong gave me the conditions, is to ask me to find a daughter-in-law for the two eggs, doll marriage is also OK, but you know that the two eggs are now in this way, can be raised to adulthood is not bad, where do I go to find a marriage for him?"
He Zhenren waved his hand and said, "That aside, Ghost Banquet, have you eaten anything yet?"
Grandpa thought, the dream seems to really eat some food and drink a few cups of wine, so he told the truth, he real person, said to grandpa, "Stand still, close your eyes." Grandpa didn't know what kind of medicine was in Real Person He's gourd, but still did as he was told.
Two minutes later, He Zhenren suddenly bellowed out, slapped Grandpa on the back of the head and screamed, "Spit it out!"
This shout, grandfather only feel a burst of nausea, squatting on the ground wow vomit up, spit out things, a streak of black water, there are white wriggling worms inside, a look at this even more nausea, stomach acid have to give out before giving up.
"You are also not small courage, ghost things you dare to eat?" He Zhenran laughed.
"Let's not talk about this, this is a small matter, this matter can be resolved, let me eat shit can, first of all, Li Guozhong accounted for the matter to be resolved, okay?" Grandpa said anxiously.
"Tell me about Li Guozhong's specific conditions." Real He said.
Grandpa gave a fifty-fifty all to say out, He Zhen Zhen heard: "This is reasonable, it seems that these three people are not quite extinguished human nature, this matter you do it, Li Guozhong is not said, regardless of the disability or fool, as long as it is a woman, can give birth to a child on the line? If that's not possible, you can adopt a girl?"
Grandpa thought, this is not a solution, that era of rural son preference, to go to ask for a girl to raise, it is too easy, simply find a girl to raise married to the two eggs, this matter is understood?
He real people finished that sentence, with grandpa to carry the big cattle to the firewood room went back, ghosts and gods he can interfere, grandpa promised Li Guozhong thing, he a Taoist priest is a little powerless, which can be bitter grandpa, back to the room grandpa said to grandma about it, grandma heard a woman's family must be scared of the tears, but grandpa said to adopt a small girl grew up with the two eggs as a daughter-in-law, grandma will be was not happy about it.
"More ministers, feed a girl is easy thing? To put it bluntly, even if you could raise a daughter, if she grew up, would you want her to marry Er Dan? Why do you want your daughter to pay for the sins you have committed?" Grandma said.