Chapter 9: The Fat Man Comes
Fuck! I silently cursed in my heart, I glanced at Jiu Liang and Fatty, these two were the ones who had seen my old man, and realized that both of them were also looking at me. I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Don't look at me, I don't know anything, I can't be blamed for the affair debt my grandfather committed, right?"
It seems that grandpa's notes really can't be trusted, at that time when I was reading my grandpa's notes I thought to myself, how can grandpa be so truthful as a person? This He Xiaoyu is obviously a backward, how not to sleep with her, not sleep for nothing, sleep for nothing who do not sleep? I thought my grandfather was very upright, really saw He Wenchang after I felt all the bullshit, which is fundamentally ah, there is no cat that does not steal fish, this and my old man looks very similar to He Wenchang, that is not my grandfather's son, beat me to death I do not believe it.
But the time on the right ah, He Xiaoyu is back to Beijing after a period of time married to Master Li, even if in the lock village when my grandfather accidentally made a man will make the mistake, then October pregnancy, Mr. Li should find ah, it is hard not to take the opportunity to my grandfather out of the lock village, and then with the He Xiaoyu two people in the dark position? Hey, do not see ah, this old generation of people's thousands of miles about the gun to conceal the mountain over the sea, engaged in quite mysterious?
I don't know what it's like to be a cuckold and a happy father, but I can't say that this is a good time for me. But this time I certainly can not say, even if this He Wenchang is my "third uncle" I can not say anything, can have a third uncle really take over the position of the Li family, it is only good for me no harm.
The second master is really respectful to me, came over to that call a hush, asked: "three two little brother ah, in the small Pei here live still accustomed to it?"
I glanced at Pei sister, feel this woman mixed really good, the older generation of powerful figures called small Pei, Pei sister, Pei aunt, obviously eat very open characters, but these are off topic, leave it aside, I introduced the fat man with the second master, said my friend, but a really high people, than I but I do not know where to go.
The second master immediately stretched out his hand to shake hands with the fat man, but there is a saying how to say? Fate, ah, is a circle, you give a person today, there will be another person in the same way back to you, whether it is good, or malicious. When I shook hands with the Second Master two days ago, the coldness he showed me, today Fatty gave it all back to him.
I only saw that Fatty just slanted a glance at him, and then nodded on his hand like a dragonfly, and after that, he yawned and said directly to me, "Xiao San Liang ah, today's weather is good yo."
The second master's face immediately turned green, I stifled my laughter and said, "Second master, don't be general with him, people with skills are always unique, especially the character." Although his mouth said so, his heart is still very happy, fat man's this character, I really like it very much.
The second master has a request, also did not say anything, we got into the car, straight to the Li family compound, the second master on the fat man's opinion is not small, in the car has been silent. Just in also from the Li family compound almost three or four miles, the fat man suddenly once again in the car yawned and said: "That's the Li family compound in the location of it."
The location of his finger was exactly where the Li family was.
"You've been here?" I wondered.
"Have come to a fart, demonic gas, four nine imperial city under the demonic gas smoked to death, in addition to the Li family who else would there be?" Fatty casually said.
Sitting in front of me next to the second master immediately came to interest, asked: "This fat gentleman can still see the demonic gas?"
The fat man didn't even turn his head back and said, "What, you think just the Monkey King's fiery eyes can see it?"
The second master was choked again, but this time, his face was not too ugly, condescension, it depends on the individual's ability, some people do have the ability to make people condescending. This time to the Li family, I intentionally walk slower, after all, today's protagonist is Fatty.
Fatty walked to the Li family compound after the frown, the expression is also a bit gloomy, this guy absolutely did not say in the other people as a guest of consciousness, to the Li family courtyard, completely ignoring this standing a yard of Li family power and prestige, directly in the courtyard turned up.
This turn, is a few big circle, the Li family people on this suddenly appeared fat, so rude must be quite upset, the second master asked me what is the situation, I waved my hand and said: "No harm, as long as the matter is done on the line, I this brother ah, perennial in the mountains in seclusion, the world of human affairs is do not understand, but the Taoist law is absolutely profound."
So there is the second master sitting in the town, the Li family did not say anything, the fat man after a few rounds to find me, did not avoid the second master and the Li family, directly to me, said: "three two, this thing is not only not good, but also fucking very fishy."
"No way?" Before I could say anything, Master Er asked.
"Did I talk to you, Fat Master?" Fatty snorted coldly and pulled me aside, at this time, the Li family almost exploded, I guess very few people dare to speak to them, but the second master is also counted as really good temperament, even if this, all endured.
Fatty pulled me aside and said, "This thing wants to let the fat master I do, also into, but I guess the movement is not small, this side of the matter, have to listen to me all, otherwise exempt."
"I go to talk to the second master, the Li family, in fact, not very good to talk." I said.
–I conveyed Fatty's meaning to the second master, the second master didn't hesitate at all and agreed, this side of the coordination, the first thing Fatty did was to tear down the courtyard wall of this quadrangle.
This decision absolutely let the Li family lively, live a good location of the courtyard, almost a status symbol, can say demolition demolition? However, the second master ironically believe me and Fatty, directly said, demolition!
Three hours later, the courtyard wall is gone, I can even feel the hostility of the Li family, heck, I didn't expect the fat man to have such a big action, now if this thing can't be done, it is estimated that the Li family are going to tear me, even He Qinghua look at my eyes with the meaning of inquiry.
In the face of the Li family's discussion, the fat man directly scolded: "Scream a hair screaming, being organized don't know, this is the place where people live? This fucking is a gathering place, the demonic gas can not be dispersed, not demolished this house, you surnamed Li who can be good? I don't like noise, who is making a sound, even if it's a loud fart, this thing is fat master I don't care, do you really think I care about your fart matter?"
Fatty this sentence called, the whole yard is really not a person dare to say a word, suddenly silent, not fat voice is big to scare people, the main thing is that this house is not demolished, the surname Li are suffering, this thoroughly to the Li family people to the town.
Fatty look good effect, this is then commanded up, called on me and two masters, and nine two into the room, fat from the door to now, this is the first time to ask to see the old man Li, with me which is stronger or weaker, a see the difference, do not see people know where the matter, is not the same as Zhu Geliang's not out of the hut is known to the world of the three have a different flavor?
When the second master opened the coffin, the fat man took a look at the trip in the coffin almost turned into a weasel in the old man Li, the next he did a shocking action, directly a hand card master Li's neck, the body of the whole lifted up!
The second master instantly shouted, "What are you doing?!"
The second master instantly lost control, even I can not figure out what the fat man in the end what to do, but I was surprised to be surprised, the fat man's ability I still believe in the matter of this time do not believe also have to believe ah is not it?
I stopped the second master said: "Do not be anxious, my friend, do things or very measured."
The second master's face is very ugly, that corpse even if mutated into a weasel, but that is also his own brother!
Only to see the fat man after lifting up the body of Master Li, upside down threw into that crystal coffin, said: "Fortunately, the tail has not grown out, there are still cures, you guys do not rush, this thing will have to be put upside down, you let him face the sunrise, that's to make his necrophilia accelerated the rhythm."
Fatty this time, at least gave us an explanation.
It's just that after he said this, he started to circle around the room.
The steps he walked, however, looked very marvelous.