Chapter 7: Who the hell did I sleep with

All this proves that what happened last night was not a dream, which made me freeze on the bed, it was all a dream in the end. Or was it a dream, or was it a dream? I stayed sitting on the bed sat for a long time still can not figure it out, everything last night seems to be the interweaving of reality and dream. Chen Jiuzou and I, both entered into the charming art designed by Granny Chen.

The lace grasped in my hand and the dots of peach blossom-like blood on the bed tell me that just last night, I got Chen Jiuzi in a haphazard way, but I am not happy, not that I'm afraid of Jiuzi beating me to death, made such a thing she even if she really beat me to death I also recognize, the main thing is that I'm afraid that she hates me.

Relative to her treat me as a beast like hate me, I would rather choose her to kill me.

But she didn't, she woke up earlier than me and left. This makes me do not know what her attitude, responsible, that I begged, in short, my current mood is simply let myself can not describe, I do not even know how to face her, so that I have been just stay in bed do not want to get up.

Until Mr. Zhai and Tiger they came to call me, I put on my clothes and opened the door, Mr. Zhai looked at me with a slightly strange expression and asked me, "How does it feel?"

I asked as I pulled him into the room, "You knew something was going to happen when you came back last night didn't you?"

"I probably knew a little, but I couldn't stop it, firstly I was afraid that the granny would get angry, and secondly, I thought it just happened to be what you had in mind." Mr. Zhai said.

I pointed at him and said, "You're fucking killing me!"

He waved his hand in a completely inappropriate manner and said, "You've got a bargain and you're still selling yourself short, so you slept with me, so just admit it, so what's the point of squirming? Do you really think I can't see what you think of that little girl?"

"I don't know how to explain this to you, I do like her, but what is this? This is not the behavior of a gentleman." I said.

Mr. Zhai held me down on the stool and said, "Okay, okay, since it happened, don't worry about what a gentleman does or doesn't do. You and this little girl, is also a good match, some other day I will give you a set of summary, a good thing to do, everything, now hurry to put on clothes to go to the mother-in-law to the tiger's matter to be done. I can't stay with you for too long, or Huang Lao will get suspicious."

I think about it, Mr. Zhai is now considered to be Huang Lao's people, only with me have extra friendship, as for the matter of Chen Jiuzi, I'm in a hurry, but there is no way, both come to peace is the best choice. After I put on my clothes and wash up, tiger and Chen Guangxu are waiting outside. Only the shadow of Chen Jiuzou is not seen.

Mr. Zhai tugged at me and said, "Maybe she's waiting for a word from you, go, knock on the door."

I knocked hard on Chen Jiuzou's door, even prepared to be slapped, at the third knock, Jiuzou opened the door, the whole person was as cold and calm as before, which made me, who was ready to bear the wrath, put my fist on the cotton.

"Let's go, go find Granny." I smiled sarcastically.

She nodded and didn't say anything, she reverted back to her old self, which made me depressed, could this woman really pretend that nothing happened last night? How can you act like that?

A few of us a car, in the car, I was on pins and needles has been secretly observing the nine two, so that finally she looked at me and asked: "I face is not clean? Why do you keep staring at me?"

"Looking at you because you're good looking." I continued to smile, but in my heart is very bad taste, Lao Zi is still ready to take responsibility, you are good, as nothing.

–All the way to the villa, the more I think the more uncomfortable, buddy's innocence can also be handed over to you, you can when it is not a matter of fact, buddies can not it, and so they are off the car, I pulled up Chen Jiuzi two flashed to the side of the child, held back the face of the red neck and thick said: "nine two, last night's matter, I have to be responsible, you also have to be responsible."

Even if I was beaten up, I had to say it clearly.

But what I didn't expect was that all I got in return was Chen Jiuzou's sentence: "Huh?

"Last night's matter ah, I was also forced to do nothing, all by the mother-in-law's enchantment, but don't worry, I did it, I'll be responsible." I said.

"I can't understand what you're saying, what happened last night?!" Chen Jiuzi looked at me and said in a puzzled manner.

My heart sank, shit, just the two of us you still pretend?

"I know you are embarrassed, but since it happened, we two are not outsiders." I took her hand and said.

Who knows she shook me off, glared at me and said, "Guo Sanliang, if you have a disease, go and cure it, what about last night, what did we do last night?"

My face couldn't hang on, directly pulled out the lace and said, "Are you going to eat it dry and wipe it clean and then deny it? This isn't yours? I tore you apart last night?!"

"I think you're really crazy, I never wear this kind of, have a wet dream and you still take it seriously, again do you believe I'll whip you?" Nine or two glared at me once more, I guessed she was going to get mad in the next moment, up to now I thought she was shy, though it didn't look like it.

"I know it's a bit hard for you to accept for a moment, it's okay, take your time, I'm in no hurry." I said.

Nine or two kicked me in the stomach and scolded, "Told you, I slept well in my room last night, stupid." -She exploded with anger at me.

She turned around and walked away after kicking me this time, leaving me sitting on the floor alone.

I don't think a woman can act so calm and collected today after losing her steadfast virginity last night.

Nine-two doesn't look like she's acting.

In that case, the person I slept with last night, the woman I went crazy with all night, was not Chen Jiuzou!

I for a moment, as if falling into the middle of a ten thousand-foot cliff, my heart is like a million grass mud horses galloping and whistling ！！！！ Because I thought of the answer to all this! The person I slept with last night wasn't Nine-Two, it was this Granny Chen!!!!

I remembered her pretending to be Nine or Two in the middle of the curtain!

I was the only one who fell for her charm!!!

I, Guo Sanliang, have been innocent all my life, but I had a one-night fling with a hundred-year-old woman, or so crazy!

I have never experienced such a big blow in my life, I just feel like my whole body's strength has been drained away, I scratched my hair, I don't know why all of this is like this, all ready to run away, what if that old lady imprisons me for life as a sex slave?

Just at this time, Mr. Zhai walked out from the villa, smiled ambiguously at me and said: ''San Liang, what are you murmuring about? Just now, the old lady asked for you by name, and asked you whether you had a good night last night or not."

My scalp gave an explosion, cool! Yes! I'm glad you had a good time!

I want to go, but this time to go the tiger thing will be yellow, I stood outside and smoked three cigarettes, stabilized his mind, and finally self-consoled that all right, as a fucking spring dream, the big deal is that it is in a chain dream.

Then I took a big step into the villa.

I don't know if this Granny Chen deliberately disgusted me.

This time, she sat in the hall, I saw her real face, full of white hair, a dark green cheongsam.

Her face was full of wrinkles but heavily made up.

Every knit of her brows and smile was a flavorful one.

She smiled at me with a hundred winks.

– – I raised my head, pretending that everything did not happen, I do not know everything, the heart, on the other hand, has been turned over to my own dislike of myself, early to know this, I fucking might as well call a few small card on the phone last night to call a few small card on the aid girl to come over it.

I ignored her ambiguous eyes, after a while, finally return to the topic, the old lady sat in a taiwanese chair, said: "said the renewal of the root, there is no Taoist method of creating something from nothing, can only borrow the root, including the year when the Guo even more Chen in-laws, is also I rushed to the netherworld borrowed, so this little guy, I see your wound, itself, the principal is very sufficient, but after the borrowing of the root, it will only be more majestic, but then your also is his, he has the same, but the root of the wound is also his. But then, what's yours is also his, and what's his is also yours, are you willing?"

Tiger looked at me, and where do I understand what he means, Tiger asked stiffly, "I don't quite understand."

"This is not even understand, why would someone else lend it to you for no reason? Lend root to your people, is some dead color hungry ghosts, greed for mortal female taste, sort of borrowing your body to continue his dream in life, otherwise you think people are stupid, give that vital thing to you?" Granny Chen said.