Chapter 37: Entering the Mountain

According to the original plan, we would stay in Jinan for one to two days, just as a break. But my second uncle's friend told the second uncle, the old man Huang also almost the same time with us came to Jinan, this is unexpected things, I understand the ins and outs of the feeling can not blame the mice, is my second uncle before looking for monkeys and the auction to grab this jade pendant grab too much publicity and conspicuous, and we do not deal with the old man Huang to come to meddle with a little bit of normal, the second uncle to find the mice are through the auction The proprietor of the auction, the inverted child family of the black family, the black family and Huang Lao relationship is good, certainly can also find the monkey this person, and the monkey can not afford to offend both sides, can only send out the map.

I have nothing to say, a few of us madly rushed toward the destination. This yellow old man is now really a dead fly like a person, not bite people also disgusting, our destination today, is Jinan City, Qihe County below a Zhu A town, down the national highway after the road is better to go some. But has not been to the destination, the mice have been with my uncle to explain that the map is a simple route map, as long as it is done to pour the bucket of this line, know that now want to find the tomb, the tomb is certainly in the depths of the mountains. Last time they pour this bucket, not in the deep mountains, just outside the mountains, because according to him, not far from the side of the bucket, there are villages more populated.

Later around and around, we ourselves in the end where do not know, and even navigation on the map does not show, the mice finally turn themselves lost, uncle no less than a couple of big ears to hit up, has been to the night, we only counted on finding the ground.

And this time, I have been hungry chest to back. Groundhogs have come this way once, after getting off the bus said hungry not afraid, this side is a small mountain village, but the sparrow is small, the village has a Zhang widow, opened a small guest house, cooking is also their own chef, the taste is quite good, there is also this Zhang widow is not at all like a woman in the mountains, the breasts are full of a few two weights, can be pressed into the person to the living suffocated to death.

When I heard this, I wanted to laugh, and asked: "How many taels? Do the breasts weigh nine taels?"

Then I got a punch in the stomach, this fist is called a real, hanging did not let me spit out acid on the spot, two uncle stood over there and laughed, but also did not say to help their great nephew, the ground monkeys look at the situation is not right, slipped fast, I was quite depressed, but the fight can not be, I can have what to do?

To a small bungalow, the room is not big, is in accordance with the form of small hotels to build, in accordance with the statement of the earth mouse, here will occasionally come to some of the craftsmen into the mountains, of course, more or to this side of the camping, will be in this small hotel as the last resting point, so don't look at the small, busy business is also good, the boss's wife to see the earth mouse is also soulful smile, the earth mouse is really not lying, the boss's wife long is indeed charming. The boss's wife is indeed long is charming, quite flavorful, ironed a big wave that is not compatible with this mountain, wearing clothes with the city infinitely close to a walk, a walk, chest waves follow the ups and downs, at a glance is not what serious people.

"Aigoo this master, this is again?" The boss's wife patted the gopher and said.

This ground rat is also a sex maniac, took the opportunity to touch a hand of the boss's wife said: "This is not to think of you, really do not say, after the last time to go after every day dreaming is your big ass, thought if you can touch a hand, less live ten years also can."

The boss's wife pointed at the forehead of the ground rat, scolded with a smile: "Called you a master and really think you are a master? If you want to touch my ass, queue up outside the mountain, but if these two bosses have an idea, they can jump the queue."

Finished, her whole person to my second uncle body stick, this picture frame, with the ancient greenhouse in the pimp almost, see I want to laugh a little bit, itself later in accordance with the nature of the second uncle, certainly do not see such a person, who knows that the second uncle even took the opportunity to touch a hand in the boss's buttocks, laughed: "Boss lady, tonight I can give you to keep the door, do not come not give money. "

At this time I saw my side of Chen Jiuzi glanced at my second uncle, frowned, I heart instantly cooled half, his mother's itself also thought of near the water first moon, this little bitch although fierce point, but also quite a flavor is not? The situation in front of me, it turns out that this little girl's intended victim is my second uncle. It really makes me instantly sad and sad up.

After the boss lady flirtatious smile, really is that a smile of flavor, to us a few arranged a good room, but also a room on the point of hot water, after washing when the hall, this side of the child surprisingly there are elegant room, the ground rat familiar with the point of a few boss lady's signature dishes, in the intervals between the dishes, my second uncle asked the ground rat said: "this boss lady, you familiar with it? "

"Familiar what ah familiar, is the last time to this side, after my few gangs are not strange? Those years I was scared out of my wits, on this side of the rest for a few days, eight masters you want to be interested in you come, did not see that bitch to the slut, see that waist, aigoo I go. I don't want to mention it." Groundhog said.

The second uncle grabbed chopsticks on the ground mouse smashed over, scolded: "I am the old man to do the right thing, want a woman back to Luoyang I can let you kid exhaustion, I mean, why do I feel that this boss lady is not general?"

Chickens were smashed a bit also not annoyed, or laugh: "Of course, a woman in this side of such a store, without a bit of left and right skills can still be done? Widow's door is a lot of right and wrong, not to mention the beautiful widow, I know eight masters you worry about what, this point you put a hundred heart, this small store often receive a little into the mountains to look for mountain goods, bucket a lot of children, she what have seen, every day with these people to deal with, can not smooth it?"

Second uncle nodded, did not say, the food is still on the successive, we are hungry, plus the taste of this wild food really is not generally great, almost a plate up a immediately light, the meal is not finished, suddenly this small hotel outside the sound of gongs and drums, the sound of firecrackers, yells unceasingly, my second uncle called the boss's wife to come in and asked: "Big sister, what's going on outside? What's going on outside?"

"To honor the mountain god, they say that the mountain god is going to be angry, this is the village of the god of man with everyone to worship it." The boss's wife said.

"Mountain God Master? This point to honor, I say you lie to my outsiders, right?" Second Uncle laughed.

The boss's wife slapped my second uncle charmingly and laughed, "Look at you, how could I lie to you? It's true to honor the God of the mountains to come, two days ago the village blind man suddenly can see things, this blind man opened his eyes and said that his pair of eyes is the God of the mountains to send, just a month, you do not know, this blind man in this side of the child is a living god, from childhood is blind, the last time to open his eyes is estimated to be thirty years ago, said that a blind man opened his eyes to the sky and the earth, may be another what disaster. "

I listened to a blank stare, asked: "What blind man opened his eyes, what is the situation? What era still believe this?"

The boss's wife hush a sound: "This little handsome, you really do not believe, this person is really a blind man, his grandmother used to be the village of the yin and yang granny, and then took this blind man into the mountains, recognized to the mountain god as a godson, and then even if it is inherited his grandmother's mantle it is about thirty years ago, he opened his eyes once, that time the village is haunted by snakes Zai that haunted a Chicken and dogs are restless, listening to those old people said, the trees on the road grass everywhere are snakes, that is called a dense, and then the blind man into the mountains, I heard is to the mountain god kneeling for three days and three nights, after coming back to the eyes flow blood tears, those snakes are considered to be back to the days before the old man blind most of his life, suddenly opened his eyes what all to see, you say that the evil is not evil? "

I still do not believe that Mr. Yin and Yang is not so evil, how to say that I am also considered such a family origin, before my grandfather is also considered a Feng Shui Mr. is not? But listen to the boss's wife said if there is something, want to go out to see, Uncle seems to know my mind like greeting us said: "blind man open his eyes, at night to honor the God of the mountains, really rare, go, we also go out to see see?"

We walked out of the time, that respect for the God of the mountains has gone over some of the team, this long sleep a fierce look also a little bit oozing, those who beat the gongs and drums, the front of the team, there is an old man dressed in a vegetarian dress, a step of three kowtow, behind the people dressed in very strange clothes, the most important thing is that they are with the ghost of a night fork of the masks, it looks very hideous, such a team traveling late at night, get with the yin soldiers to borrow the road. like.

"Second uncle, you also believe in this stuff?" I asked.

"Big mountains have big mountain taboos, don't believe can, don't laugh." Second uncle said to me in a serious manner.