Chapter 33: Unexpected
The spontaneous combustion of that one talisman let He Zhengen's face instantly pale, but He Zhengen's face pale let my grandfather's whole body weak, four yellow talisman is equal to that altar's lid, now spontaneously combusted one, is equal to say that the altar broke a gap, this point of reasoning do not know the Taoist grandfather in an instant to figure out.
The other three yellow talismans were shaking at this time, as if the Li Guofeng inside could rush out immediately.
"Li Guofeng is coming out?" Grandpa asked shakily.
"Yes, after burning one talisman, the remaining three can't trap him." Realist He's face was very grave, he put down the altar, bit through his middle finger and began to ghost draw talismans on top of the altar, in a vain attempt to suppress Li Guofeng at this time.
"Realist He, wasn't it you who said that this is a heavenly dragnet? How come it can't trap him? And how come that talisman burned away?" Grandfather dry anxious, but can not help much, subdue a Li Guofeng is so hard, if let him escape, the three of them together, then the whole lock head village is probably over!
"How do I know, I asked you to find three healthy, strong yang qi, heavenly dragnet itself extremely Yang, but to subdue Li Guofeng, but also with the help of the yang of the man, you find three people, who is now sick in the body of the lack of yang qi?" He Zhenran scolded.
"The body are quite good ah, you are not unseen, this one is strong like a calf!" Grandpa was also anxious, but when he said the words, a thunderbolt suddenly struck in his head, the Heavenly Dragnet Charm for Yang, and then borrow the male Yang, to be healthy men, but there is a man who is unhealthy, although his body is also twice as good.
"That He Zhenzhen, is a man without balls called healthy?" Grandpa asked with a trembling voice.
Realist He did not spray a mouthful of blood on my grandfather's face and cursed, "Guo Gengchen, a person without balls is neither male nor female, where does the yang qi come from? I asked you to find a man, and you found a eunuch for me? It's really hard for you!"
Grandfather guilt ah, his own fucking how to forget about this? This Liu Laogan's body is very good, but this guy he used to carriage touched there, the whole person is ruined, without that thing, where he still come to the Yang Qi?
"Mr. He, don't scold me first, tell me, what else can be done to remedy the situation? After curing Li Guofeng, I won't complain if you want to kill me." Grandpa begged.
He Zhen Zhen drew the talisman on top of the altar, stood up and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, "Geng Chen, you hurry to find a young boy, must be pure yang body, let him come over, make a talisman with his blood, make up for the burnt one, be quick, the talisman I drew on the altar body won't last long."
Grandpa pulled his leg and ran, when he ran to the cave entrance, he turned back and asked, "What is a body of pure yang?"
"It's a virgin! You quickly go!" He Zhenren drank, Grandpa ran out into the cold wind, Song Xiaoguang and the three of them asked what was wrong, he did not have the time to take care of it, it's two o'clock in the morning in the fucking morning, where to find a young strong guy, but also must be a virgin?
That era is not married to most of the men have not touched a woman, usually good to find, but this time the grandfather a panic, also really do not know who to look for, the main thing is to look for people today to do this thing decided that this person can not be casual, which is the captain to take the lead to engage in feudal superstition.
He just ran out of the barn, has not decided to go to whose house it, see the street there is a person, playing a wind lamp is looking this way, the night and no street lamps, grandpa can not see that is who, to the startled, is not Li Guozhong and Li Doudao masters and masters to find over?
"Who?" Just when grandpa was scared, the man with the wind lamp asked.
"I am Guo Gengchen, who are you?" The entire Locked Head Village is not big, everyone looks up and sees down, the voice is familiar, but this person's voice, grandpa unexpectedly could not hear who it is.
At this time, the man with the wind lamp walked towards grandpa, while walking, "It's Captain Guo, I'm Zhuo Anu ah, just now I heard a commotion on the street, I thought it was cold and the weasels were out of their holes, so I came to take a look, and I just happened to see that there were lights on this side of the cowshed."
Grandpa patted his chest and cursed, "You scared me to death."
After saying that, grandpa wanted to go to continue to find people, He Zhen Zhen side is still very dangerous it, passing by this Zhuo Anu in front of him, he pulled a Zhuo Anu asked: "Little boy, slept with a woman or not?"
His this sudden a question asked Zhuo Anu are frozen, instantly rose full of red face, scratching his head: "Captain, you say this is what words, I'm not married."
"Don't fucking say married or not married, just tell me if you're a virgin, quickly say it!" Grandpa grabbed his arm.
"Little brother, little brother hasn't touched a woman yet." Zhuo Anu was absolutely terrified by grandpa at that time, trembling answer, grandpa heard pulling Zhuo Anu to run to the cowshed, couldn't care less, first help He Zhenzhen to cope with this difficult situation before. Zhuo Anu then completely do not know what is the case, was grandfather breath to pull to the cellar, when he saw that around the Tai Chi Yin Yang figure of candles, lying in the middle of the body covered in talismanic incantations body only wearing a red belly band woman, there is an urn of the time, the young man has been completely confused, the face of a little white, and even a little bit of the whole body trembling.
"He Zhenzhen, young man, the body of pure yang I have found for you." Grandpa said to Realist He.
Zhuo Anu's face instantly turned pale when he heard this, this scenario is a spell at first glance, to be a young guy and still be a virgin, is this to use himself to practice an evil spell?
"Have balls?" He real people sitting on that urn, also do not know whether it is really worried or in the loss of grandpa it, asked Zhuo Anu this question, this series of things let Zhuo Anu completely confused, trembling replied: "In, still in …… should still be in … …"
He real people all of a sudden from the back of the knife, this time Zhuo Anu has almost confirmed, this captain with the cattle herding old man is against themselves, he dropped the wind lamp, put his legs on the run, but by the grandfather a hand from the back of the waist to hold, shouted: "It is just to put you a little bit of blood to draw a talisman to save a person, don't you run!"
Where do bad guys say they are bad guys? Can only say that the scene at that time let Zhuo Anu heart scared to the extreme, coupled with the knife has let this person completely collapse, he simply does not stop grandfather's persuasion, struggling, and finally have no choice, He real people a palm on the back of Zhuo Anu's head, only to let this person quiet down, because he fainted.
He real person cut open Zhuo Anu's palm, with blood as ink, once again sat a talisman, pasted on the urn that is constantly shaking, seems to break at any time, after doing this, the two people as a pile of mud like lying on the ground, rested for a long while before returning to the spirit.
"More Chen, you go back, tired all night, about Li Guofeng in the end how to deal with, you come over in the morning and we'll talk again, Xiaoyu in my here is fine, but this Zhuo Anu, you give to carry the production team compound to go." God He waved his hand and said.
"That's done, Immortal He, what about that Ergazi?" Grandpa asked on his way out.
"It's over, he'll wake up tomorrow, send him back to Maliandian." He Zhenran seemed to be exhausted, lying over there with his eyes wide open. Grandpa heard He Zhenzhen said, cloth talisman practice, that is not simple in the talisman paper to draw some pictures program can, relying on the drawing of the talisman person's spiritual qi, otherwise casually find a person with vermilion sand in the yellow paper drawing talisman is useful, what is the need to use Taoist priests? Those so-called magic weapon enlightenment, the Buddhists pay attention to a recitation of blessing, Taoist saying is above the artifacts, attached to the spirit of the person who casts the law of the spirit of the gas, to gas overcome the evil, so the role of a long rune paper, the power of a magic weapon, with the strength of the person's strength of the mana deep and high have a definite relationship.
Grandpa shouldered Zhuo Anu out of the cellar, the three people to ask what happened below, Grandpa did not think much about it then, after all, it is the things are done thinking also relaxed, on the fifty-fifty to everyone said the following changes.
Finished he realized that it is not right, because Song Xiaoguang and the two children are holding back laughter, and Liu Laogan son is standing there, face green and trembling, I do not know whether it is ashamed or angry, grandpa heart bad food, they are saying the wrong thing. Poke the person Liu Laogener's pain.
The man did not have that thing, Liu Laogen's thing, that is the whole village and even a few villages in the vicinity of the unspoken thing, but in the way of face, in fact, no one has explained it, grandpa accidentally said in the usual nothing, but this time the people Liu Laogen's life to help out in the end because of their own fatal flaws almost lost all the effort, that the heart of the feelings can be imagined, the old man did not have a ball, catch a ghost are fucking be I don't have any balls, so I'll be damned if I'm going to catch a ghost.
Grandpa left Zhuo Anu to the two of them, himself alone and Liu Laogener left, that is from the bottom of the heart to apologize, he went to ask for help, even if they are bad things can not be blamed on others is not it? Finally almost to Liu Laogener kneeled down, which was forgiven, Liu Laogener know what kind of person grandpa is, that is not a joke himself, is really no other meaning, this matter is considered a success.
No, is not complete, tomorrow morning to know.