Chapter 4: Cowardly Hu Laosan
"Coming, coming, that faceless uncle is at the door."
I said quietly, a hard to that nurse Li wink, and that nurse Li see me look quite serious, really some believe, turned his head toward the door to look, but this sister seems to be simply can not see that the faceless uncle, only turned his head to look at a glance at me dissatisfied with the road: "I say you this person is interesting you? It's okay to make this kind of joke, if you are like this again, just change the chaperone."
Xiao Li looked a little angry, thought I was teasing her again, while I was a burst of tears, that uncle is clearly at the door how she can not see?
My heart once again messed up, do not know what the hell is going on, how others can not see things I can see? Could it be ……
At this moment my mind suddenly fixed in Hu Lao-san gave me a small wooden sword when the scene, when he told me that this small sword absolutely can not see blood, or it is an unexpected disaster, is it possible that I can see other people can not see the things that are the cause of the small wooden sword?
I keep guessing in my mind, but the more I think about it, the more I think it has something to do with Hu Laosan's small wooden sword. So I stayed up in the hospital overnight, the next morning, regardless of what the doctor said, froze with a bandaged body for discharge procedures, took a car, back to my neighborhood to find Hu Lao San.
Once in the neighborhood I saw that Hu Laosan, he is still downstairs in my hutong stalls, is now giving a forty-year-old, face coated with a thick layer of cosmetics to read the palm of the mother, the mouth is also fooled by the mother, said that people in-laws line long ah, destined to peach blossom luck in this life, it is an individual envy can not be the life. To that big mom flirted with a smile on the face, when leaving also dumped to the Hu Lao-san a twenty dollar bill, to the Hu Lao-san happy that the big mouth can not close.
"Tender child, things are finished?"
Hu Laosan see me come, proudly put away the big money, and then revealed his signature lewd smile, the mood is very good look. However, I said with a bitter face to ruin the atmosphere, "Things got messed up."
I said the thing before and after all recounted once, and Hu Laosan after listening is with a kind of unbelievable eyes looking at me, "tender (you) wa le, is not a broomstick star on the body le it, pull a (that) White Sage sword on the pull of the (so) to you to Zaohan?"
Hu Lao-san to now still some do not believe what I said, thought it is a bit of bullshit.
I can only laugh bitterly at this, not to mention Hu Laosan, even my own mouth to say everything feels a little bit of bullshit, after all, things have been coincidental to a certain extent, if I did not roar in the house at that time so big noise, Auntie Zhao, they will not come, if Li Yaoyao fled at that time did not scream, shocked me to hear things, I can not be stupidly rushed to the door, if that small wooden sword is not thrown so high, I could not possibly If the small wooden sword is not thrown so high, I can not be stabbed bleeding, in short, this thing I am unlucky to a miserable, incomprehensible point.
I said: "Hu San brother, let's not discuss the matter of me seeing blood, brother I am now almost crazy, since last night I can see those things, a faceless uncle stared at me for a whole night, all almost scared me to death."
I said anxiously, and this time Hu Laosan was not surprised, but said very calmly, "Normal."
He said that this White Fury Sword was actually the magic weapon that Bai Qi used to pit Zhao's 400,000 strong army back then, and that the Evil Fury was extremely heavy, and that ordinary people who were tainted with its aura would naturally see something outside of this world. When he first reminded me not to let the small wooden sword see blood, it was for this reason.
And he also said, in addition to the monstrous evil spirit in the white sword, there is also a little will of Bai Qi exists, I am contaminated with its breath, may also be disturbed by the will of Bai Qi in the future, the symptoms of schizophrenic ghosts.
After I heard all this, I had the heart to cry, who am I messing with, how did I get into such a mess?
"Brother Hu San, no, Master Hu San! Don't scare me, quickly help me resolve this." I bitter face begged, and Hu Lao San heard but half a day did not say, seems to be thinking, a full five or six minutes he continued, "This is not no way to dissolve, but? ……"
"But how?" I asked in a hurry. And Hu Laosan is a lewd smile: "But, I have not eaten this breakfast, Neng see you are not please me to eat a big dumpling ah?"
Fuck, this old man is this time he still have the heart to pit me a meal, but at the moment I have no urge to curse my mother, so I once again respectfully invited Hu Laosan into the last dumpling restaurant, and invited him to eat three plates of donkey meat dumplings.
And Hu Lao San ate the dumplings and did not beat around the bush with me, he told me that I have a big evil into the body of the matter is big, but also small, as long as you can find a spiritual thing to suppress the evil purification of my body, and slowly I will be fine. And he happens to have a such contains the spirit of the treasure, is his hemp family ancestral thirty-eight generations of precious jade, can lend me use.
And I heard all this is a burst of moving, who says that fortune-telling are all crooks and magicians, who says that this group of people only know how to cheat money, this is not, how righteous a fortune-teller ah.
So I respectfully received the so-called heirloom jade Hu Laosan, immediately gave Hu Laosan a bow, but also strike while the iron is hot, said: "Hu San brother, your great kindness I Gao Qiang this life can not be forgotten, but to help people to help in the end, to send the Buddha to the West, that Li Yao's soul has not yet been superseded, but also I hurt her, she is afraid that she will also come to find me, Hu San brother you! No matter what, you have to help me solve this matter as well!"
I admit that I was a bit shameless, even Hu Laosan, a character who has already reached an extreme level of godliness, couldn't stand my troublesome strength after listening to my words, and remorsefully slapped his own head with his big dirty hand, "Nen wow, how can there be so much shit. Waiter, give me another plate of donkey meat dumplings with more scallions."
Well, I admit than shameless I still not as ruthless as this Hu Laosan ah, this guy in order to retaliate for my stalking, even with that round belly and ate me a plate of dumplings.
And this plate of dumplings eaten, Hu Laosan is also satisfied, and then he generously told me that this he helped me, but exorcism he really does not, to take me to find a senior help.
I naturally will not say anything more, as long as it can solve my this time, he said what to do.
So I ate dumplings with Hu Laosan, first and he went back to my home to retrieve his small wooden sword, and then he took me to a place I had not even dreamed of — City Public Security Bureau Criminal Investigation Brigade.
To be honest, at that time I was a little bit confused, my home is haunted, to this criminal investigation brigade has a gross ah, is the police can also catch ghosts?
I put the question out, but Hu Lao-san is said to be a bumpkin, he said that the Criminal Investigation Brigade is divided into many departments, which there is an ordinary people can not know the psychic special case group, specializing in some of the country's special paranormal events, just the general public do not know it.
Hu Laosan said while taking me towards the bureau, and at this moment a uniformed little policewoman with extra white skin and extra watery eyes also walked towards us head on.
"Boss, may I ask what you have to do?"
The little policewoman asked me and Hu Laosan politely, while Hu Laosan jumped up at the word, "I'm only thirty!"
Well this moment the little policewoman embarrassed, in fact, do not blame her, Hu Laosan this face is indeed a little too mature, I have always thought that he more than forty it.
"I'm looking for the tender special case section of the Zhang team, I'm a distant relative of his family, there is an urgent matter."
Hu Laosan didn't have a good temper and said, at a glance it was this old man's self-esteem that had been severely hit. In response that little policewoman then apologized once again with a smile, and then went to an office that said Special Cases Section to help find someone.
And after about a minute, that little policewoman brought a middle-aged man out of that section.
This middle-aged man can have more than forty years old, tall, national character face, combed a big back hair, the momentum is calm, people are very competent look, it seems to be this bureau long years in high positions of leadership figures.
But to my surprise, this seems to be very bullish and powerful big leader after seeing Hu Laosan, even took the initiative to welcome up.
"Senior uncle, when did you come to Beijing, why didn't you say hello so that I could send someone to pick you up!"
As soon as I heard this tone, my heartbeat accelerated, what kind of person is this Hu Laosan? The big leader who looks like a bully is so polite to him, and also called him uncle.
"Tender can not call me uncle, I this poor fortune-telling, can not afford to tender this Dragon Tiger Mountain big disciple such a name."
Well, this Hu Laosan this time also bullish up, in the face of the big leader, a nostril to the sky look, to my admiration is simply six body to the ground.
"Uncle, you see this has been over so many years, how do you still ……" that the big leader seems to have owed Hu Laosan what, talking face are a little guilty, but he said half of the words but realized that this is not the place to talk, and then immediately Then he said, "Uncle, it's not easy for you to come all the way here, so let's go inside and talk, and I'll treat you to mutton shabu-shabu for lunch."
With that, the big leader respectfully invited me, or rather Hu Laosan, into his office.
This is a ten-person office room, quite large, but the people inside are pitifully small, in addition to the big leader Zhang team that brought us in, there is only a 17 or 18 year old, chubby little fat man.
At the moment this little fat man is holding a cell phone chatting microblogging it, saw us come in, all of a sudden jumped up.
"Aiya mama, I said today this ear root why old fever it, originally is the old fairy you came. Old fairy, last time in the northeast of Daxinganling you give me fortune telling that I have peach blossom luck, when can I reflect the fortune ah, this is almost three years, a big girl I did not find (Northeast words to find) ah!"
The little fat man opened his mouth is a strong Northeast accent, very enthusiastic, seems to be very familiar with this Hu Lao San.
And that Hu Laosan in the see that little fat, but did not face that big leader of the bullish momentum, hehehe smile, on the recovery of the obscene appearance, "tender fat child, fart point, think of the door of the spring of the Lei, some other day tender please me to eat a big dumplings, I'm counting for you."
Oh, this old thing, once the obscene appearance is restored, it is everywhere to cheat food and drink. And that northeastern little fat man seems to be very understand Hu Lao San's appearance, and then hear eat dumplings three words, immediately face are white, do not dare to talk again, seems to have been cheated in the past no less!